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Chapter 3: Smartass
"So, this is all you've got? When is the last time you went shopping?" Asked Sakura, Hidan shrugged,
"These things were already here when I joined so don't be picky." he complained,
"Well if these things were gone past their expiry date... Where do you go to buy real food around here? I mean, you don't see everyday Akatsuki's wandering around in the ninja villages, markets buying food." said Sakura, he sighed,
"Well duh!! We disguise ourselves." he frowned,
"... Seriously? No jutsu's, just plain disguise?" she asked,
"You see any other way? Jutsu's will just wear off..."
"..."
"Good, now get change." he commanded as he his Akatsuki cloak poofed and was replaced by a plain black one, he put his hat on,
"That's all?" Sakura raised an eyebrow, he shot her a glare,
"Heh." she chuckled,
Before Hidan and Sakura left the base, they see Kakuzu approaching them.
"Hidan, do me a favor and try not to buy over 10 things at maximum." he complained, as he heard him grunt, meaning he doesn't like him so much because of his obssession with money... Sakura, however heard this and thought of a way to displease him.
"Then, why don't you come with?" she asked, grinning slyly. Hidan shot her a death glare, and at the same time he was waving his hands going 'no no no and no!'
"Hidan said you should come just in case." she smirked, Kakuzu agreed as Hidan fell over.
"Why you little biatch..." he murmured under his breath, trying to endure this while he gritted his teeth...
"Kakuzu... We don't need your help because we're doing just fine!" he yelled all the sudden, he remained quiet.
"... Hey, the Konoha squads may be on the move, not just us alone. We need to keep an eye on the girl at all times." he replied,
"There's no 'we' in protection, and what makes you think I cannot handle it?! This girl doesn't even remember what happened. Seriously."
"Because last time you lost your head." Kakuzu snickered spitefully, getting another moaned from Hidan. Sakura made a disturbed face, I mean, if you lost your head, it's merely possible to still be living,
"Dude... Just lay off." he said, getting pissed as he was heading to somewhere, he had a look behind his left shoulder and twitched as he grasped Sakura by the wrists harshly and pulled her along with him,
"You know... This position I'm in can cause me to put a strain on my arms..." she complained, as her clothes were rubbing on her dirt below her, Hidan ignored to listen to her complains and just dragged her along, she flinched at this.
"I'm just going to drag you along the dirt whether you like it or not, girl. You smartass." he coldly responded back, as she groaned. Kakuzu was following them from behind, trying to figure out what Hidan sees in her, if he does feel anything apart from pain, that is.
After about 2 hours, they finally reached their destination...
"W-What?! Konoha?" Sakura all the sudden asked,
"Of course, they also have the best dango's around." Hidan tried to smart her out as a sly smirk appeared across his pale face,
"B-But..."
"-But what? I just wanna go in to see how this will affect you." he smirked slyly,
"Why Konoha?" she yelled, this really was getting on Hidan's last nerves,
"Oh just shut it. It's not like we're going to let you go or something." he complain,
"Fine."
They sneaked inside the village, it'll be bothersome if they've taken the gate since there were guards around it.
"The markets are that way." Sakura pointed at a small corner at the end of the streets, it was pretty much where they sell things, maybe even weapons,
"They isn't really what I expected, at my place it was way bigger than this." Hidan did nothing but complain even since he laid his foot in that place, Sakura sighed, apologizing to the shopkeeper, all the sudden she stomped on his foot making him twitch like mad,
"... Urg..." Kakuzu held him down,
"This is publicity, you know! You can't just go inside other's place and wail negative comments about it!" she yelled, walking away to see what the shop has to offer, as Kakuzu (who didn't step his foot in the shop because he wasn't disguised) loosened his grip on him,
"She's right." he heard Hidan groan, brushing the dust off his plain black cloak.
"I don't care!" he yelled back before storming off to find the Konoha girl,
"Hey! There you are!" he bellowed across the distance between him and Sakura, as she was holding 2 packets, as he pulled her up by the collar.
"Look here, girl, I don't care if this is public or not, people or no people, don't go stamping on my-"
"-I didn't. There was a spider on it. I crushed the spider, not you." she replied in a 'I'm complaining to you' way. This made him look, bad.
"... Well, what do you want for dinner? Tiger king prawns in flour (tempura) or chicken?" she asked, holding up a sachet of tempura flour and roast chicken,
"I can't get my way through you, can I? Seriously. I don't mind." and with that he walked off,
"... What was the big deal?" she shrugged and continued looking around.
"So, you understand more about the feminine mind, now?" Kakuzu asked,
"... Yeah... Never go straight with them, and you can't get through to them!! Seriously." he complained irritatedly, as Kakuzu began to notice somethings...
"You know, I think it's more than that. Oh, and try not to get involved with the Konoha or anything." he said, as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke. All day, Hidan just leaved on the wall behind it with his arms crossed...
Approximately an hour later, he heard the 'kerching' sound from the counter, somebody just paid.
"Hidan! I'm done." he heard her voice, as he turned to see her carrying some bags full of food.
"Yeah, whatever." he replied, staring at her with a frown.
"What? I-Is there something on my face?" she questioned him, feeling her face,
"Whatever, girls worry so much about their appearances that they can't care less about what's happening to their... Whatever! Seriously!!" he walked out of the shop, Sakura raised an eyebrow.
The sun was setting, there was just enough time to get home, until...
"Hidan..." she called,
"Whatsit now?"
"... Why is my head on the wall?" she faced him, pointing to a poster of her,
"... I didn't see that before when I passed that wall." Hidan's eyes narrowed,
"Shit, the case is on." he whispered quietly...
"Hm?" Sakura turned to him,
"Sakura, we've got to get out of here, really fast." he said, as he lowered himself to her height, he could hear footsteps approaching them... He held her by her free hand, as he gripped on it gently, she turned to him...
"Run." he said, as he pulled her out of where 14 kunai's targets were,
"Hurry up! They're gaining on us!" he yelled, running so fast that Sakura's foot were off the ground,
"And when was the last time you exercised? You're dam heavy!!"
"Why are we running?!" she yelled, as she could hear foot movements running towards her,
"From them!! They're trying to capture you, girl!! Seriously, Run faster!!"
"Now do as I say!" and that he carried Sakura bridal-style and ran as fast as he can, Hidan didn't know the Konoha boarders/villages well, and instead got trapped by the wall when all that was in front of him were the Konoha squads, whom were already in fighting stance.
"!!" He let go of Sakura but held her hands ensuring no escape, as they were closing in,
"Let go of Sakura Haruno, stand back and your punishment will be kept at minimum!" one of them yelled, she blinked a few times,
"I told you, that the past will find a way back to haunt you..." Hidan whispered inside her ear and smirked,
"Luckily, I'm kept on your side..." he said as his cloak poofed into a cloud of smoke... And instead, the black cloak was replaced with one with red-clouds with white outlines,
"A-Akatsuki!" they yelled in fear,
"That's right! And you punks better not forget it! YEAH!!" Hidan yelled in happiness and at the same time, freedom-ness.
"Get into your fighting stance, now! Show no mercy to Akatsuki!!" a man who seems to be the leader of the squad yelled, as all the sudden Hidan got into his fighting position, and took out one single kunai, they're going down, them all. Which were probably about 20 of them, there was noises of kunai's slashing and hitting each other, there was shurikens that hit against the wall behind, and you couldn't see anyone since they were moving really fast... The battle was fast, actually. Only lasted less than half an hour, as all Hidan was doing was fighting around Sakura, making sure nobody laid a hand on her, she gasped in astonishment...
In the end of the battle, there was blood splattered everywhere, missing arms and legs... Even heads? Kunai were sticking out of people's body in different places, he must've used some of the nin's kunai for that to happen. There was no body left standing. As she saw Hidan spin a single kunai around his right finger for show, he looked at over over his shoulder before smirking.
"That was... That was-"
"Impressive huh?"
"-No, it was bloody. I didn't like it." said Sakura,
"Well... Close enough, come on!" he grabbed her arm and started running,
"One of them must've somehow called for a back up, meaning if we don't get out of here fast..." he stopped at his unfinished sentence, as 3 nins appeared right in front of them.
"-Then we'll get more company." he finished.
"Here to guide our way out?" Hidan sarcastically asked, as he instantly undid the rope that was tied onto his scythe and instantly slammed it on a moving shadow-hand, which backed off.
"Get behind me, girl." he commanded with a smirk,
"Shikamaru! Why is she still moving?!" yelled Ino,
"Because his scythe cut if off!" Shikamaru yelled,
"Arg... Amateurs." she moaned, all the sudden Chouji got into a ball and tried to slam on Hidan, this however was a distraction as Ino tackled Sakura onto the ground,
"Urh...!" Hidan groaned, as he got a grip on his scythe and slammed it into Chouji who coughed up blood,
"Stop moving dammit! You toad!" Ino yelled, attracting Hidan's attention to Sakura.
He instantly disappeared and reappeared behind Ino who tried to kick him but he lowered himself at the same time...
"A toad? Perhaps it is you, who are 'toad'." he whispered before giving a harsh, deep blow on her arm with the blade on his scythe, which went right through her skin.
Taking this instant chance he pulled Sakura out of the scene and ran as fast as his legs could take him, forcing chakra into them to increase the speed limit, so fast it was like the wind are like sharp leaves slicing your face...
They stopped behind a ruined flat, resting, Hidan was gasping for air and keeps nagging Sakura that he has a heart attack because of the pressure he was in whilst transferring chakra to his legs and running at such a speed...
"Dammit, we're in no condition to go back. Seriously. It took us about 2 hours and half to get there, it'll take us at least 2 days to get back to the base." he complained, gasping for air, Sakura could see the pressure he was in, he was sweating a lot, heck she was surprise he didn't even have a migraine with so much pressure built inside. He could see that Sakura was shaking a bit.
"... Hey, I've already called for back-up after Kakuzu left. I planned this. So relax, hell it. Seriously, if you could only see yourself before that happened." he smirked, she was sitting up and just looked at him,
"Stop starring at me like that!! Geez."
"No, Hidan, you're lying."
"I've been here... Before" she looked around the dead old flat,
"Hey hey! Don't just wander off! Dammit!" he yelled,
"Geez... We're gonna die." he moaned as he looked down onto his laps.
"-But maybe not soon enough! Yeah!" a cheerful voice called from in front of him... Oh Jashin...
Hidan twitched as he looked up to see a familiar face to face with him... He made a disturbed face at his happy-go-lucky grin.
Author's notes:
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Nice to see you reading if you are, thanks. :)
I was expecting myself to do chapter 5 or 6 by now because... Well, I just have too many ideas. -thinks- But all cannot fit inside one story. I hoped you liked this story so far!! It's kinda obvious to which characters are gonna be in the next chapter. xD
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