Intermission 1: Bathroom Break

Hercule Satan: "Welcome back! Before we show you the next match, we will show you, the audience, an exclusive interview with the winning team from the first round. Our top reporter, Yajirobi, is looking for the Z-Team right now as we speak. We now turn it over to him for the latest updates. Yajirobi?"

Yajirobi: "Uh yeah. I'm here wandering the complex looking for signs of the winning team, cuz' I don't know where the heck they are right now!"

He continues wandering about the facility, and then finally spots the team about to enter the men's restroom.

"Dammit dammit dammit! I need to go bad!" Vegeta growls as he crosses his legs and waited impatiently for someone to come out the bathroom.

After a brief moment, the doors finally fly open, and out came Majin Buu, walking out with a big grin of satisfaction on its face.

"It's about damn time you finished up! What took so damn long?" Vegeta says in a huff as he started making his way inside the dark bathroom.

"Buu made a big doo-doo!" Buu says before walking off laughing.

"O-kay…did we really need to hear that?" Krillan says, shaking his head. "Now I know why Vegeta didn't want to use the bathroom while Buu was in there…"

"C'mon guys, let's make sure we freshen up before our next match," Goku suggests.

The entire team nods and follows suit, the door locking itself from behind as it shut. Yajirobi speeds toward the bathroom door but he was too late.

Yajirobi: "Damn. Well, folks, it looks like I'll just have to wait out here until the Z-Team steps out so I can interview them."

Note: The following text that looks like this means The Z-Team members are talking from within the bathroom.

Yajirobi leans against the wall and began eating a hoagie sandwich as he waits. That's when he hears the team talking from the inside.

Vegeta: "Hey, will someone turn on the lights? I can't see where I'm doing my business at!"

Goku: "Sure!"

(Goku flips on the light)

Krillan: "HOLY FREAKING CRAP! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!?"

Piccolo: "WHAT THE?!"

Trunks "WHOA DAD! DID YOU DO THAT?!"

Vegeta "What are you fools yelling at…WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT'S THIS PINK STUFF I'M SITTING ON?!"

Goku: "IS THAT WHAT BUU DID WHEN HE WAS IN HERE?!"

Krillan: "OH GROSS IT'S MOVING!"

Yajirobi's hoagie sandwich slips unknowingly from his hand as he wonders what in the hell was going on inside the bathroom.

Goku: "Move away Vegeta, I'll handle this! KAMEHAMEHA!"

(A large explosion is heard within)

Vegeta: "KAKAROT YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE! GALLIC GUN!"

(Another explosion is heard)

Krillan: "OH NO, I THINK YOU PISSED IT OFF!"

Vegeta: "NO, IT'S SUCKING ME IN!"

Trunks: "FATHER, I'LL SAVE YOU!"

(Several slashing noises from Trunk's sword are heard)

Trunks: "OH NO! MY SWORD IS STUCK!"

Piccolo: "Wait, let me focus my energy…DESTRUCTIVE WAVE!"

(A third explosion is heard, this time shaking the area around the bathroom, knocking Yajirobi onto his butt. He quickly got up and yelled out to the guys who were inside bathroom)

Yajirobi: "What the heck?! What's happening in there?!"

Vegeta: "DAMN YOU PICCOLO! NOW ALL OF THAT PINK CRAP IS CREATING A COALITION AGAINST US!"

Piccolo: "BE QUIET AND START ZAPPING THEM ONE BY ONE. AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON FOR NAMEK'S SAKE!"

Trunks: "ALRIGHT, I'LL TRY THIS AGAIN…BURNING ATTACK!"

(Another explosion is heard, followed by the fire alarm, which started blaring)

Krillan: "LOOK! THE WATER FROM THE SPRINKLERS IS DISSOLVING THAT THING!"

Goku: "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT DECIDES TO COME BACK!"

SLAM!

The bathroom doors burst open as Goku and his team flew out simultaneously, landing in front of Yajirobi, who look at them wide-eyed. Yajirobi, who was at a loss for words at the moment, tried to think of an interview question that he could ask them.

Yajirobi: "Um…eh…uh…what happened?"

Goku sat up and heaved heavily as he turned to the camera and smiled cheesilly.

"Well, Majinn Buu's poop almost tried to eat us, so we fought and defeated it!" Goku responds.

Yajirobi and the camera guy stood there dumbfounded by his remarks. Hercule, King Kai, the Tournament Announcer, as well as the entire audience sat with their jaws unhinged as they heard the whole conflict from within the bathroom on camera.

Yajirobi: "Um…any additional comments?"

"Yeah, tell Buu to flush his stupid crap down the toilet next time!" Vegeta grumbled, walking away trying to hold his pants up.

Tournament Announcer: "Well…and there you have it ladies and gentlemen…I think…"

King Kai: "Well, with that disturbing event out of the way, the second round of the Tournament will start momentarily. Don't go away!"

Continue on to the next chapter!