Note: Yeah...so this story doesn't get serious until like...chapters 8-10. Right now, I'm introducing Damian/Daichi. What his personality is, how he acts under certain circumstances. Things like that. So stay with me through this...Introducing Ark.

I forgot a chapter name for the last one. Sorry about that. Oh and no review replies since there wasn't enough reviews.

Chapter 3: Summons and Inoichi

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"This is a huge ass apartment..." I said as I walked in.

It was indeed huge. Like vacation home huge. My old apartment was never this big, despite me being a lawyer.

Shizune had left me a key to this home not a long time ago.

Must've gave me the wrong key. I went around the house, searching for my room and bathrooms.

Seeing my bedroom, I laid down on the queen sized bed, tired. Closing my eyes, I was slowly drifting off to sleep.

"Ew, he didn't even take a shower," I ignored the voice, laying on my side.

"I know right. He didn't even try to summon us to say hi."

Summon? I opened my eyes slowly, seeing two small pups...

Wolf pups?

"What the..." I was very tired, and I had to go to interrogations tomorrow.

"Do you recognize us?" One pup asked, moving towards me.

He had white fur with hints of grey.

"Yang, careful. He's temperamental, remember?" The other pup warned.

She had all black fur.

"He's okay, Yin-san. Right, Daichi-kun?" Yang, moved closer to me.

"Er...?" This must be a dream if wolf pups are talking to me.

But then again, Universe and Logic seems to screw with my life and head.

"Were your summons. Boss told us you had amnesia." Yang said sadly.

"Of course, he's already an idiot so having amnesia doesn't help." Yin said calmly.

I frowned, "I am not an idiot!"

"Whatever, Daichi-teme." Yin looked at me, smirking.

"We should go back, before boss finds us here." Yang said then he rubbed his head against my cheek.

I held back the urge to 'Awe', I had a huge soft spot for adorable animals.

"We'll get your memory back we promise!" Yang chirped and Yin nodded.

"Even idiots like you deserve a second chance." She eyed me before jumping out the window. Yang nodded in agreement, following after her.

Yin's comment made me feel awkward. Had she known I died in another world? And those were my summons? Does that mean I'm good at partner work and seals? Ugh, so many questions, yet to be answered.

Closing my eyes, I try to sleep again. Even with many questions attacking my brain.

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"Tsunade! I change my mind!" Panic rushed over me.

"Nope." I could practically see her amused smirk.

"But I don't want people snooping in my mind!"

"Are you hiding something?" Tsunade inquired.

"No...I have a phobia of being touched."

"Nice try," Tsunade scoffed as we walked into the Yamanaka compound.

"Hokage-sama!" A voice said behind us.

"Ah, Inoichi." Tsunade nodded.

"So this is the brat?" Inoichi scoffed.

Brat? For his information I'm a grown adult... I think. Anyway, that's not my point! I'm no brat. I may be annoying, but surely not a brat. So from now on, it's my job to annoy the hell out of him. Since I'm such a brat.

"Are you just going to stand there, brat?" Inoichi's gruff voice came from a distance.

"My name is Damian," I muttered to myself, "I mean Daichi." I caught up to Inoichi.

"So were are we going?" I asked casually.

"Are you always this annoying?" Inoichi sighed.

I bet I had the infamous anime sweat drop. I wasn't even trying to be annoying

"Jeez, someone has there panties in a twist." I said loud enough for him to hear. Inoichi sent me a glare, "Maybe Tsunade should have sent you to Ibiki."

Wow. I think i'm making this guy hate me.

"Dad!" A high-pitched voice from behind.

"Ino." He sounded like he didn't want to hear her right now.

Seeing Ino in person...she was hot. I always had a thing for blondes; my old girlfriend (the real world one) was a blonde and I loved her to bits.

"Who's that?" Ino asked Inoichi.

Inoichi sent me a look of disgust, "A brat I have to look over."

"Goddammit old man, my name is Daichi!" I said in frustration.

Ino looked me up and down, as if she was testing me.

Then she smiled, "I'm Ino. Nice to meet ya'."

"Same." I said.

"Well, I came to say I was opening the flower shop, it it was okay with you." Ino said to her father.

Inoichi nodded and smiled at his daughter, "Be safe." Ino nodded and waved goodbye. Once Ino was out of sight, I turned to Inoichi.

"Old man, you have a hot daughter." I smirked, annoying him.

"I'd watch what I'd say if I were you." Inoichi growled.

"I have a thing for platinum blondes. And she's really a cool girl after that one meeting." I smirked wider.

Inoichi's eyebrow twitched, "Let's go before I do something I might regret."

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Inoichi sat me down in a chair, which i might add looks like an electric chair, getting ready to look into my mind.

I'm a really calm person, but this, i was nervous to find something I don't even know about.

"This might hurt a bit, brat. Try to relax." Inoichi said as he placed his palm on my head.

Then I felt a cold sensation on my forehead, then it felt like a brain freeze, then it was a horrible pain. I gritted my teeth, this pain was the worst pain I had ever gone through.

Inoichi finally retrieved his hand, frowning. I let a sigh, a leftover headache. I noticed his look,

"A-Anything old man?"

"No. That's the disappointing part. I only know your age and your village. Your seventeen and came from Ame." He frowned deeper, "It's a good thing you remembered your name."

"What does this mean?" I asked.

"Either your brain has permanent damage or you had nothing to remember. The possibilities are endless. But we'll leave that to the medical-nin's."

"At least I'm not a spy." I grinned.

"Which is too bad. The things I could've done." Inoichi sighed in true disappointment.

"Never seen you as the S&M type, old man." I smirked wide.

"I think you should leave, brat."

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I sighed deeply in frustration. The sun was going down and I am lost in Konoha. Tsunade never came back for me, fending me on my own.

"Daichi?" I whipped my head around at my name.

"Ah, Sakura-chan." I smiled.

Sakura was a sweet girl, she had a feisty temper, but she was pretty and nice. Most people hate Sakura, but I found no reason to not like her, so I'm not going to bash her.

"What are you doing out here so late?" Sakura asked me.

"I would say the same for you." I said.

"Well, I was getting more kunai's. You know you meet our team tomorrow?" She said.

"Oh really? Time flies by so fast." I said sheepishly.

"Well, go home and get some rest." Sakura smiled.

She walked away, but turned slightly to look at me, "I look forward to it."

I raised an eyebrow, she totally wants me.

I got a cute chick that totally (not) wants me.

Thanks Universe.

But she probably still likes Sasuke.

Damn you Logic.

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Omake: Drinking Contest

Going to bars with Tsunade and Shizune were...interesting. They were total opposites. Tsunade wanted to get wasted while Shizune wanted to drink water.

"So, can you hold down your drink? Or are you soft?" Tsunade asked as we walked to the bar counter.

"Of course I can."

Now, I know what your thinking. Why is Tsunade taking a seventeen year old boy to a bar. Well, Inoichi never gave Tsunade the information to my mind trip.

"I think this cause for a drinking contest!" Tsunade announced.

"Your going down, granny." I smirked, sitting down.

"Bartender! Give us your strongest!" Tsunade said.

"Vodka it is!" The bartender replied.

He gave us the whole bottle, and two shot cups.

"Tsunade-hime," Shizune groaned.

We poured our glasses, smirking at each other.

"Go!"

I downed the liquid, loving the familiar burn in my throat.

"Not even a flinch, impressive." Tsunade grinned.

*Hours of drinking later*

"So...yeah...y-your going do-down." I slurred.

"I-In your d-dreams...rookie." Tsunade slurred back.

"That's enough." Shizune said to us.

"Let em' keep going." The man beside her, Genma said, "This kid got some guts." Tsunade's face turned a awful shade of green as she bent over and threw up.

"I-I won!" My last words before I passed out beside Tsunade.

Though my victory, my hangover will not be pretty.

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END.

Fast updating, eh? Well, I added an Omake because the chapter it's self was kinda short.

Preview of Next Chapter:

"Who is this granny?" Naruto asked, looking at me.

"A temporary." Tsunade replied,

"And didn't I tell you to stop calling me that."

"We got a combination of dickless and ugly. Naruto and Sakura combined." Sai sent me a fake smile.

All three of us glared at him.

"Who are you calling dickless?!" I yelled, I was outraged.

Kakashi sighed deeply, "Why must you give me another Naruto?"

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