Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin (unfortunately), it is owned by BBC and I also didn't invent the survey questions.
Survey Time: Camelot Style
Chapter 3: Morgana
"Read this," Arthur said pressing the survey into her hands and turned and left the room without another word.
Morgana watched Arthur leave her room in annoyance. She was so fed up with him, Uther, and that horrible servant Merlin, yet she knew she must play her part. Her role as Uther's loving ward nauseated Morgana, but she had a role to fulfill until she and Morgause formulated a new plan to destroy Camelot for good. Still she might as well keep herself entertained while she waited.
She looked at the survey and rolled her eyes, of course Arthur would think something this trivial was amusing. But then she needed to keep herself distracted somehow. Morgana grabbed her quill and started to write.
SURVEY
you named after anyone? No
2. Are you smart? More than I'm given credit for, and yes I'm talking to you Arthur.
3. What's your middle name? I don't even know if I have one.
4. How many personalities do you have? Oh wouldn't you like to know?
5. When was the last time you cried? When a certain somebody nearly killed me.
6. Do you like your handwriting? Why wouldn't I?
7. Do you snore?: Of course not.
8. Do you drool in your sleep? Who invented such questions?
you sleep with stuffed animals? Never
10. Are you ticklish? I refuse to answer this!
11. Are you a morning person? With my healing bracelet yes, without it…not so much.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
12. Shared A Drink With? Uther, what a gullible idiot he is!
13. Yelled At You? That annoying weakling, Merlin.
14. Said They Were Going To Kill You? Merlin, Arthur you really need to start putting him in the stocks again.
HAVE YOU EVER:
15. Danced? Some knight that smelled like old cheese, repulsive!
16. Stalked Someone? I will never tell.
17. Had A Mud Bath? When I had to play the "Oh Arthur my savior, I've been kidnapped for over a year" damsel in distress bit.
18. Have you been close to death before? Yes…you will pay for that Merlin!
19. Wished You Were The Opposite sex? Growing up I did just because I hated being coddled.
20. Had An Imaginary Friend? Why would I want to?
21. Do you have kids? Heavens no.
22. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? It depends on the person.
23. Do you use sarcasm? All the time, it isn't my fault that most people are too thick to pick up on it.
24. Red or pink? Red
25. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I don't have a least favorite thing.
26. Who do you miss the most? My sister.
27. Any strange habits? You mean besides my prophetic dreams?
28. Would you say you're shy? As Uther's Ward, why would I want to be shy?
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Not really.
30. Scary stories or happy endings? Scary stories.
31. Summer or winter? Winter
32. Hugs or kisses? It depends on whom is giving them.
33. Do you have a special talent? Several I should think.
34. Where were you born? Far from Camelot, thankfully.
35. Have you ever been stung by a bee? Yes, it was Arthur's fault, he provoked it!
36. Are you afraid of the dark? No, but Arthur is.
37. Are you good at keeping secrets? The very best.
38. What do you want for Christmas? Uther's death, is that too much to ask?
39. Do you talk in your sleep? No, I can't be too careful.
40. If you could enact any new law, what would it be? Magic is now allowed.
41. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes
42. Who is your daddy? Gorlois
43. Most likely to respond? Gwen
44. Least likely to respond? Uther
Morgana looked over her completed survey with satisfaction for a minute and then grew bored. Gwen was scurrying around the room in her usual manner which only annoyed Morgana. Well there is one sure way to get rid of her.
"Gwen," Morgana said to her maid, smiling kindly. "You work too hard, go home."
"But my Lady, are you sure there is nothing else I can do?" Gwen asked formally.
Morgana handed the parchment to Gwen. "Go home."
AN: Just for the record this takes place before Morgana found out that she's Uther's daughter. With that said thank you to all my lovely reviewers and I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'm always grateful for any feedback! Next time, Gwen's answers!