AUTHERS NOTE: SO YESTERDAY THE KOPS CAME OVR TOO MY APARTMENT BECAUSE MY DAD PUSHED MY MOM DOWN THE STAYRS, AND MY MOM IS NOW IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A CUPLLE DAYS, AND WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE RENT. I CANT WAYT UNTIL I CAN GET TO THE NBA, AND GET ALOT OF KOKAYNE AND SEX PEOPLE AND MONEY AND CAN PLAY NAKD SO I CAN SHOW EVRYONE MY MASSIVE COCK. BUT FOR NOW, BY FUTRE BABY BROTHER WAS BORTED BY MY MOM TAYKING THE FALL. HERE IS THE STORY ,AND REMEMBER TO NOT LEAVE ANY BAD FAGGET NIGGER PUBGTARD JEWISH MUSLIM BUFFALO FUCKING REVEEWS!
When hector and lou landed at sandy school, they both found gold scars and chup jugs. Hector also found a kfc vending machene, but he knew that that was only for niggers. While they where looking around the school for guns and maybe hot girls to have suprise sex with, he found ching chong the chink in won of the rooms. Ching chong was a slant eyed kid who never did anything fun or cool like suprise sex or drugs or even regular sex. Enstead he just stayed at home, and studeed so he culd go to harvard or boston uneversete, which where nerd fagget schools, and had shit basketball teems. When we played basketball in gym class, he just stood in the corner like a pussy. He didnt even jerk off to anemay porn, even thohgt he is a slanteye. When hector walked in ching chong said something in chinese. It sounded gay, so hector decided to shoot him with his gold scar. Howevr, the shooting causd a sertin famus person to awaken from his 5 and a half year wayting: Adam Lanza.
Adam waz epic; he had the fortnite kill rekord with 26 kills! It waz even more cool because he killed 26 peeple with only a hunting rifle and a hand cannin. Whele he mostly killd annoying little kids, he even killd some teechers, who had been keeping the kintergardners from having orgys and doing drugs, or even just linching niggers. Hector even thouhgt about taking insperashun from him, and overthrowing the school by killing the principal because she was an old ugly lady who liced to film kids in the bathroom, expeshally boys. So hector asked adam to teem up with him and lou to get a victery royal. But after he said this, adam muttrd something about going to heven to have eat his moms sex slit, and he threw down a see4. The see4 exploded, and killed adam. Howevr, it only did 70 damige to hector. Hector was pissed because it took off some of is sheeld. He also thouhgt that adam shuld of became thanos or somthing, because he got so many kills, and set the record. A little bit later, hector and lou met up outside of sandy school, and talked about what they shuuld do next. Lou told hector about he found one girl who waz a pubgtard, and her boyfreind. He acshually had some trubble because they new how to aim, but sense they were just stupid pubgtards, he just bilt and killd the boy. Then he took the girl down to won health, and forsed her to strip because she had big boobs. But when she pulld down her bra, lou found out that she stuffd her bra like a fagget! He then plased a trap on his dick, and shovd it up her sex slit, and then the trap split her body in half. Lou then took her intsetins, and put it on his dick, and started too jerk off while using the organs as a sex toy. He then had a hyper ejaculashun, and it drippd down to her detashd sex slit. The seemen turnd the sex slit into a dick! He then took the newly formd dick, and shovd it down what waz left of the girls throwt. He sayd it waz hot, and that they culd make it into a porno once they got back too the mayn menu. They also checkd the map and the people tracker, and it sayd that only about 150 peeple were remaying. It also sayd that the top 100 peeple from this round wood be put into different squads game. This sounded fun, because it gave more chanses for murder and suprise sex. After they're fun expereyence in sandy school, they desided to go to hawnted hills, and get more loot.