" Ginny pass the salad will ya, thanks." George said between mouthfuls of his fried fish. He reached for the bowl his little sister was handing to him, as she placed it in this hands he yelped in pain.
" OWW Mother of Merlin!" George hollered, knocking the bowl of salad to the floor. In a movement so quick he barely saw it, he noticed Fred's secret messenger mouse Scotty running back into the living room. Scotty never bit him before, so George surmised Fred must have instructed him to. Which meant his brother was pissed.
"What is it dear?" His mother inquired as she used her wand to clean the salad off the floor.
" Nothing mum, just a leg cramp. I'll be right back. Maybe a quick run up the stairs will help." He eased up from his chair faking a leg pain.
" Alright then, check and see what's holding Fred and Hermione up will you dear." His mother glanced up at him with concern before whipping up another salad.
Once he was out of sight, he ran up the stairs to find Fred holding a passed out Hermione in front of the bathroom.
" What happened to Hermione?" George knelt down beside them.
" I was hoping you could tell me?! What the hell did you do?" Fred glanced up at him furiously.
" Whoa, chill out. I didn't do anything!"
" Yeah, then who did?You were the one claiming you had an idea that would make Hermione realize her feelings for me. Next thing i know she's having a bloody orgasm of the century in the middle of the hallway!" Fred hissed.
" Damn bro, didn't realize you were good enough to cause that reaction, but still wasnt me. The idea for the rose charm is still in stage one development. Besides, the only thing it would do is relax her doubts about you, nothing near this magnitude." George looked at the pale girl in his twins arms puzzled.
" I am afraid this might be my doing…" Ginny whispered from behind them causing the boys to jump.
" What?!" They both asked in unison.
" Remember the "Crazy Calm" experiment? The spell you came up with to instantly make someone feel as if they just had the best sex of their life in order to relax people who are severely stressed?" Ginny whispered staring at Hermione in horror.
" YOU CAST IT ON HERMIONE?!" Fred jumped up looking between Hermione and Ginny bewildered. " WHY? Why would you cast that on her?! And what did you do to it to cause her to be like this?" He pointed down to the comatose Hermione.
" I DIDN'T! I was trying to cast it on Harry. He has been so stressed with the wedding and everything i just wanted to relax him for a bit. So i placed the charm for him to walk through as he went into his room tonight. Hermione must have gotten to close to his door on her way up here. The charm was adjusted for Harry's size and stress level not Hermione's petite body." Ginny explained begging her brother with her eyes to forgive her. She knelt down beside Hermione.
" It was simply too powerful for her, so the energy level surge must have made her pass out. Carry her to my room, she will probably wake up in a few hours. She is pale but her pulse is still good, so she's not in danger. I am soooo sorry Fred and George. I swear i was using it to help Harry not cause this." Ginnys eyes welled up with tears. George hugged his sister while Fred sighed.
" It's alright Gin. Do us a favor and lie to us next time. I really didn't need to hear that you were using this on Harry." Fred laughed. " Also you will be the one explaining this to her when she wakes up." Fred ruffled Ginny's hair as she giggled.
" Alright, i'll get her upstairs to Ginny's room, while you two go down and explain to mum that Mione was feeling ill, so i was getting her comfortable. I will join you guys in a minute. George, sorry about Scotty. My bad." Fred grinned while lifting Hermione into his arms.
" Yeah, we're gonna have a talk about that." George grinned back before heading back down the stairs.
" SWEET MOTHER OF MAGIC!" Hermione screamed yelping in pain as she awoke. Every muscle in her body hurt. It took her a minute to realize she was in Ginny's room. The last thing she remembered was Fred walking into the bathroom. She saw Ginny slowly approaching her from the other side of the room. Hermione didn't know why, but Ginny had a very guilty look on her face.
" Hey, you're awake. How you feeling?" Ginny asked while shifting her feet, keeping her eyes to the floor.
" I feel like i got hit by the Hogwarts Express. What the hell happened to me?" Hermione tried to ease up off the bed but her muscles wouldn't let her. She flopped back down helpless to move. She couldn't help but groan from the pain.
" I am soo sorry Hermione. I used a spell meant to ummm relax Harry, but unfortunately you walked into it by accident and um well you kind of passed out from a very intense um...orgasm." The young weasley blushed brighter than her hair and sighed, finally looking up at Hermione.
She couldn't help it. She burst out laughing, amplifying the pain but she couldn't help it.
" You tried to use the Crazy Calm spell on Harry? Thats disgusting and funny at the same time. Let me guess you cast it in front of his door. I must have been hit by it after i tripped over my feet walking by his room. Oh my." Hermione dissolved into a fit of giggles.
" She is taking it awfully well." George smiled as he and Fred walked into the room.
" Geez Gin, did you give her giggle water before you told her?" Fred couldn't help but smile as the beautiful brunette in front of him laughed her pretty little ass off.
" Nope, i think she is delirious. Might have to take her to Mungos." Ginny whispered, not sure whether to smile or have Hermione committed.
" Oh goodness me." Hermione wiped the tears from her eyes, it was then that she finally saw Fred and George were in the room. If she wasn't red from the laughing she was red now. Her eyes locked with Fred's, who began to smirk. She covered her face in embarrassment.
" Don't worry Mione, I'll give you that feeling the all natural way soon enough. You don't have to resort to walking into spells for that satisfaction." Freds smirk grew bigger as her whole body turned red.
" LEAVE!" Ginny yelled at the boys as she pushed them out the door and closed it.
" How dead am i?" She said, glancing at Hermione sheepishly.
" Extremely." Hermione groaned underneath her hands. Fred was never gonna let her forget this.