"HI MIDORI-SAN! My name is Tobi!! Your fight against Itachi was AMAZING! Welcome to the Akatsuki! Tobi is planning a welcoming party tomorrow for you. Tobi is super excited to have a new member. Will you be Tobi's friend?" asked a buoyant man in a orange mask with swirls on it. It only revealed one of his eyes. The rest of the Akatsuki could be seen next to him. The was the plant man and the shark dude named Kisame, who was again carrying around that big tampon of a sword. There was also a red-head who looked like a child, a man with silver, slicked back hair who was carrying a giant scythe and had on a Jashinst amulet around his neck, and some weird trans-looking guy with blue eyes. Lastly there was a unnaturally tall man with a face mask that covered his mouth, a woman with a paper rose in her hair, and the leader who had bright orange hair and a Rinnegan.
The young woman felt majorly overwhelmed. She had just finished a not-so-hard fight with Itachi and now she had to deal with meeting eight new people, well seven if you don't count Kisame. Not only where they all staring at her but the silver haired dude seemed to be checking her out.

"Will you at look at me like I'm a piece of meat you fag." Midori said to the silver haired man.

"What the fuck did you just call me bitch! I swear if you say one more word about me I will sacrifice you to Jashin." He yelled at her.

"Oh I am SO scared of you and your big scythe, what are you gonna do with that huh, cut my toenails?" She snorted.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" the man yelled beginning to advance on Midori. Leader-san held out his hand in a 'don't move/don't attack her' way.

"Hidan, did you not just see her fight Itachi? She didn't even break a sweat, and I doubt you would do any better even if you are immortal." He said to the man.

"Itachi didn't even fight back, I mean come on she would have no chance against..."

"I said you cannot fight her. That's an order."

The guy called Hidan that Midori had just had the pleasure of pissing off shut his mouth, and settled on sending her threatening glares every now and again.

"Midori, judging by your performance with I think we all can see you are overly qualified to be in the Akatsuki due to your abilities, but when it comes to you attitude we need to place you with someone who can handle it. Sasori your group is already overburdened with Tobi and Deidara, Kakuzu you are paired up with Hidan who has already expressed his...dislike of Midori which leaves us with Kisame and Itachi, who where the first to meet her anyway."

Wait, what?

I think he means you are going to be paired up with that brat that didn't even fight back just now.

I know that but doesn't he think that I can take care of myself.

No he doesn't, your attitude is way to volatile to be alone. You would probably slaughter someone with important information if they got you just a little angry.

Kisame's voice interrupted her thoughts.

"So you're saying that I have to be paired with her? The day just keeps getting better and better, I mean leader, really, why don't you just but her in her own group like Zetsu?"

"My thoughts exactly," Midori interrupted, "you said it yourself that even an immortal couldn't stand up to me, even if the said immortal is a complete idiot."

"Yes, I did say that but I also said that your attitude proves a major problem." Leader responded, rigidly.

"With all do respect Leader, it's not that hard to get into a fight with Hidan-san, I mean if you just look at him the wrong way he will scream about sacrificing you to his stupid Jashin, un" said the trans-looking dude.

Yay thank you Trans-Man!!!!

"ENOUGH! I will not have you question my choices. Midori you are to be partnered with Kisame and Itachi, I will not hear anymore on the subject." said Leader angrily as he turned on the spot and walked away.

NO!!!! I mean other than the fact that I get to gloat to Itachi about beating him, I don't want to be in a group especially not with fish-man Kisame and freaky-eye dude Itachi. I work alone.

Not exactly alone, Midori you accepted their offer just so you could beat Itachi. You should have thought over you choice more instead of going ahead blindly, I agree with Leader you should be put in a group so you can mature more instead of not thinking any of your choices through fully.

Fine, I'll do it but I won't like it...AT ALL

And with that, Midori turned and jumped back down into the training area, walked up to the biggest boulder she could find and punched to let out her anger. It shattered to pieces.

"Looks like I've got a new team member, I hope she'll be more entertaining than little weasel boy Itachi." Kisame said.

"I bet she will, un." answered the blonde maybe-he-is-maybe-he-isn't-a-transvestite guy.

Me: xD I had some major issues writing this one but it was fun coming up with all of the super funny nicknames :D. For instance, Kisame's sword is now known as a giant tampon, Deidara is Trans-Man, maybe-he-is-maybe-he-isn't-a-transvestite guy and Hidan's scythe is now a toenail clipper. Over all it was awesome writing this chapter and I hope you enjoy it!!!!

Deidara, Hidan, and Kisame: What the hell!!! We let you write one story about us and THIS is what happens?! DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!! ( the die part was hidan :D )