A/N I made up a little song that goes like ' I dooooon't own Death Note. I doooon't own you. I dooon't own dignity. I'm sure you knoooow this too.'

Pardon me if the Pokémon names were spelled wrong.

I don't own them either.

*SPOILER*

L died. As in, no longer exists. Here is the new alphabet:

ABCDEFGHIJK OMNPQRSTUVWXYZB

?ight- That's idiotic.

Me?o- I agree.

?ight- OMFK what happened to my letter?

Me?o- Mine too! You mean he really was…?

Near: Oh my, it seems you two's names were the only things affected by the change.

Me?o- WTF? So I can say lecherous lemony lollipops all I want but I can't say Me-oh?

It is recommended all names influenced by this development replace their letter.

?ight- Replace our letter? So I can pick any other letter I want?

Meggo- I pick G, 'cause I'm gansta.

Halle- Awww. Isn't that so cute? Give me a hug, Meggo.

Matt- Leggo my Meggo! Eat Dragonite Hyperbeam, biatch!

?ight- Well that's one way to get rid of a potential love rival.

Meggo- How come her name wasn't affected?

Near: Author doesn't like her.

Meggo- Ah, I see. So, ?ight, what letter will you choose?

Near: I recommend 'N'

Night- Lets go with that, then.

Misa-Misa- UWAH! Then Night can be my Knight in shining armor!

?ight- Actually, I think something else would be better.

Misa-Misa- But 'ight…

?ight- Not because I don't love you, of course, it's just that… it could potentially raise my Kira factor, you see?

Meggo- I recommend 'M'.

Might- I can live with that. It's nice and POWERFUL. Like I'm GOD or something. Mwahahahaha!

Matt- Hey guys, look what I found on L's desk! A LIFE Note.

Near- Let me see. 'Whoever's name is written in this notebook will be resurrected.'

Might- Lets write 'L' in there.

Meggo- Nooo! I just got a cool gangsta name!

Might- Too bad.

L has now been revived. The new alphabet is now:

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Light- Thank goodness. Light is BACK.

Matt- Ya. It was dark there for a minute.

L- You stole my joke.

Near: L! You're alive!

Mello- Aww…but I wanna be a gangsta some more.

Misa-Misa- You think that's sad? I lost my Mighty Knight.

Matt- Well at least she never said Knighty-Whitey.

Mello- You're just full of puns today, huh, Matt?

The End.

A/N In case you haven't noticed, this has become a collection of terrible, wonderful puns. I apologize to all you REAL comedians. :)

Near: Why am I here if the author doesn't even like me?

Matt- Because a lot of fangirls want to hug you.

Near: I only hug those who comment on stories they like, or were at least moderately amused by.

Mello- Ya well I give better hugs!

Matt- I'll trade my level 77 chikorita to whoever reviews.