Pablo: Guess what?

Duck: Chicken butt?

Pablo: no, chicken flavored ramen.

Duck: What?

Pablo: I just had chicken flavored ramen.

Duck: WHAT??? And you didn't share. starts chasing Pablo

Pablo: Hope you like chapter 3…must run.

Chapter 3: What was in the bathtub

When Tenten looked in the bathtub she saw Kankaru and Temari MAKING OUT!! Tenten screamed at the top of her lungs, and Neji fainted.

When the teams that were already found heard Tenten screaming, they came into the bathroom to see what all the commotion was about. When Gaara looked into the bathtub, he puked up all the ramen him and Naruto just ate (there is nothing romantic going on between Gaara and Naruto, just wanted them to have ramen). After Gaara finished, he pulled Temari and Kankaru apart, and then disappeared outside.

Minutes later, Neji was awoken by a high-pitched scream that they assumed was Temari. When they went outside to see what all the commotion was about, they realized that it was Kankaru screaming. Gaara was ripping Crow to shreds.

When they looked a little to their left, they saw Temari buried up to her neck in sand, and her fan being burned right on top of the sand. The Genin assumed that the sand was thick enough that the fire wasn't going to burn Temari. They were unfortunately right. When Gaara was finished ripping up Crow, he burned him just like he burned Temari's fan. By this point Kankaru was in an uncomfortable looking heap on the ground sobbing his eyes out.

As the crying continued, most of the unfound teams were making their way out to see what was going on. When everyone was outside, Crow was done screaming, and was waiting to see what Gaara would do next. Gaara went over to Temari, stood her mostly buried body, and backhanded her. He felt so good doing it, he did it again and again and again and again and again…

When Gaara was done beating up Temari, he let then go and said, "If you ever do anything like that again, I'll kill you very painfully."

When everyone went back inside, they realized that there were two people missing, Ino and Shikamaru. Tenten had a hunch that they were upstairs somewhere. When everyone went upstairs, it was Chouji that was the lucky one to find these two. They were in Neji's bedroom making out…AGAIN, only this time; Ino was in her white bra and jeans, while Shikamaru was in his kunai knife boxers. When Chouji saw this, he went and told Tenten who got the video camera and started recording this romantic moment. When Chouji saw this, he remembered all the times Ino and Shikamaru went off alone, and always slept away from him and Asuma on overnight missions.

Flashback

"It's time to go to sleep," said Asuma, "We will be looking more for the man tomorrow.

"I think that we should sleep in doubles around the woods, to see if he sneaks up on us during the night," said Ino. "You two sleep over there, and me and Shikamaru will sleep over there."

End of flashback

When Tenten was done recording, she left the room. Chouji pulled apart his two teammates and said, "So that is what you do all night when we go on missions. That is why you two are always so tired at breakfast, you don't actually sleep."

Ino, read as a tomato, left the room and forgot to put her shirt back on. When she got downstairs, and everyone just stared she realized she was half naked. When she ran back upstairs, Shikamaru was fully dressed, and he smiled when he saw Ino was in her bra still. Seeing Shikamaru smile, she was able to giggle a little bit. They were kind of glad they were caught; it was hard to keep a relationship secret from all of your friends. When Ino and Shikamaru went back downstairs, they saw Lee and Sakura holding hands. Ino pulled Tenten aside and said, "What the hell happened when me and Shikamaru weren't here."

"Seeing you and Shikamaru make out on tape made Sakura realize she had someone…"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? SEEING ME AND SHIKAMARU MAKE OUT ON TAPE!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Like I was saying, it made Sakura realize she could have someone like Shikamaru, and that she should stop chasing Sauske. She stopped liking him a while ago, but she didn't want to lose, she actually liked Lee all along."

Pablo: I loved that chapter out of breath

Duck: thanks for making me some ramen

Pablo: no problem, at least you didn't beat me up like you were going to

Duck: whatever

Pablo: review or I will send duck after you.