Communication Breakdown

3

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It was a short time later and Myers and Dean were still outside sitting on the steps playing rock, paper and scissors.

"Ha! I win again!" Dean said as his paper covered Myers's rocked hand. Myers looked at it.

"Stupid game" Just then they heard voices coming from the doors. Myers and Fuller stood up when agents started to file out. They smirked as they saw him but Myers just let it roll off his shoulders.

"So what do we do now?" he asked when Mulder and Scully walked out.

"Now we have to do a medical and then lunch, then tomorrow we start our team building" Mulder said in a less than enthusiastic voice. Then Mulder smiled and changed the subject "So where's the spider Agent pretty?" Myers just gave him a 'ha ha very funny look' then pointed at the garden

"He's over there somewhere"

"What? You didn't squish him?" Scully asked. Myers shook his head

"No and for the record Agent Scully, I'm not happy with you right now" Scully smiled

"Aw come on Agent Myers you're hurting my feelings" She said sarcastically placing a hand on her chest.

"Well I could kiss your feelings better" Myers said seductively. Scully's expression turned serious

"No" she said bluntly, just then Agent Harp wandered over

"Hello" They all turned around to see her holding a small pendulum that said 'Team building' on it. "Look what I got" She said holding it up "They were giving them out. Look I got you all one" Myers looked across at Mulder as they took the pendulums

"She hasn't been to one of these yet has she?" Mulder shrugged. Harp shook her head as she stood next to Myers

"No actually this is my first time and I was hoping I could hang out with you guys so I can learn the ropes" She said smiling as she looked up at him. Myers felt a little strange then cleared his throat

"Sure, why not" Myers managed to get the courage to put his arm around her shoulders "Come on let me show you around"

"Ah Myers" Myers turned back

"Yeah?"

"Medical?"

"Oh right" He turned back to Harp "I'll show you around after the medical"

"Ok" She agreed as they walked towards the building that holds the doctor inside. Mulder and Scully looked at them

"Do you think something's going on between those two?" Mulder asked

"Who knows? I never want to know what George Myers is thinking"

"You're right there" Mulder laughed as they headed for the building as well.

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It was a short time later and Myers had been waiting for what seemed like forever. Mulder, Scully Harp and his other friends had already been put through and yet there he was still waiting. Just then the nurse poked her head through the door.

"George Myers the doctor will see you now" Myers sighed with relief

'Finally' He thought as he walked into the doctor's office. He was greeted by a dark skinned man with a stethoscope around his neck.

"Agent Myers, I am Doctor Jones, please take a seat" The doctor asked. Myers did as he was told and waited as Mr Jones picked up a small light "Now, I'm just going to do an annual physical." Myers nodded as the doctor shone the light in his eyes. "Now open wide"

"Ah…" Myers opened his mouth as Mr Jones put a paddle pop stick on it.

"Ok you can shut it now" Myers shifted as the doctor check his glands then he turned around and started putting on gloves. Myers looked at this suspiciously.

'This is new…' Just then the doctor picked up a thermometer

"Ok Agent Myers please lay on your stomach…"

"Now hold on a second" Myers said putting a hand up. "Where are you going to be putting that?" The doctor stopped

"Where do you think I'm going put it?" he said

"I'm thinking that the place where you're going to be putting that, is the same place I don't want anything put" The doctor was getting annoyed now

"Agent Myers please lay down so I can take your temperature…"

"What happened to an ear thermometer?!" Myers asked pulling his pants tighter and sliding off the table

"I believe this is the most accurate, besides we couldn't get a batch of ear thermometers at such short notice. Don't worry every Agent gets their own"

"I don't care! I aint having that thing shoved up places that I can't even see!" Myers stated as he back towards the door. Mr Jones rubbed his head

"Mr Myers if you don't have your temperature taken then I'll have to go for a more subtle approach." Myers ignored him as he reached the door. Sighing the doctor pulled out a syringe of something from a draw

"Why do you have to be difficult?" He said as he started to flick the needle. Myers eyes went wide

"Oh no you don't" Myers turned and grabbed the door handle and turned… then stopped "Locked?! What kind of a doctor's office is this?!" Myers rattled the handle

"Well you could just let me take your temperature" Myers looked over his shoulder and saw as the doctor was nearly ready with the needle. He turned and rattled faster then banged on the door

"Let me out!! I don't want my temperature taken!" Just then he felt a sharp prick on his arm. He turned to see the doctor smiling over him. "I am so not happy with you right now" Myers said as he slid down the door

"Well next time co-operate" Mr Jones manage to pick up Myers and laid him on the table.

"I am really not happy with you!" Myers mumbled into the padding

"Don't' worry your not the only one I had to do this to… Now let's take your temperature"

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It was a short time later when Myers manage to drag himself into the lunch area. He saw Agents lined up at the self serve food area and others already eating. Then Myers saw Dean and the others sitting at a far table. Making his way through the crowd he finally made it to them.

"Hey George, thought you'd never get here, we saved you some food. How'd the medical go?" Greg Moore asked. Myers sat down

"Don't even go there…" Myers said as he looked at his food. Picking up a fork he pushed it around his plate.

"Are you alright George?" Dean asked worriedly

"Yeah just a little sore… So where's the Spooks?" He asked. Chris Ryans pointed over the other side of the building.

"Over there somewhere" Myers nodded as they started to eat. Just then a clattering sound was heard in the middle of the room

"Watch where you're going!" Someone yelled. Myers and the others looked up and saw Agent Harp standing with food all down the front of her and another female agent standing in front of her

"I…I…" Harp started. There was slight laugher from the room as food dripped off Harps shirt.

"Stupid clumsy agent" The other agent said as she walked passed her, leaving Harp by herself with the other Agents laughing at her. Harp felt embarrassed as she pulled her shirt away from her skin. Just then Myers stood up with his tray of food and walked over to her. Everyone stared at him when suddenly he pulled his tray into his chest and rubbed it into his shirt making one giant mess. He looked up at all the eyes watching him

"What you've never seen a Myers mess before?" He said out loud. Everyone started to laugh at him, drawing attention away from Harp. He glanced sideways and saw the appreciation on her face

'Thankyou' she mouthed. Myers winked

'Anytime' he mouthed back. He motioned for her to follow him, he took one step then slipped on the meat pie and fell on his butt. The crowd erupted into laugher as he tried to stand up but kept slipping on the floor.

"Myers are you ok?" Harp asked trying to help him up. Finally he managed to get up and stand straight then he pulled down his clothes and pushed his hair back.

"Don't worry, I'm ok…"He said as he looked at the mess on the floor then he cleared his throat and looked around "Somebody, clean up on aisle 5!..."

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A/N

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