1Sorry for the wait. Writer's block sucks.
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Chapter 3: Round Two
"Welcome to round two of Win A Date With Zuko!" Iroh announced. The audience cheered. Iroh continued. "Now...this round is called the Situation Round. On each of these stack of cards is a situation. Zuko will read from them, and whichever of the three bachelorettes' answer he is satisfied with, gets a point." The audience cheered again as Iroh walked over to Zuko.
Zuko glared at his uncle and took the cards. "I'm gonna get you for this." He took a deep breath. "Bachelorettes...what would you do if I was being chased through town by an angry mob?"
"I'd laugh." Katara replied. "Then I would probably try to freeze the whole mob so you can escape."
"I'd...definately find some way to help you." Jin shrugged.
"Use my shurikin darts to pin as many people as I can to the ground or to the wall...then help you escape." Mai answered.
"Bachelorette number three!" Zuko announced.
Mai pumped her fist. "Yes!"
"Bachelorettes...I propose to you, but you are not ready yet. How do you respond?" Zuko asked.
"Um...by saying that I'm not ready yet." Katara answered.
"Same." Jin said.
Mai had to think for a minute. "Um...I'd...say I wasn't ready yet."
Zuko shrugged. "All three, I guess."
"Wow, this is rare." Iroh commented.
"Bachelorettes...you see me talking to another girl. What do you do?"
"Wait until you're done, then ask what's up." Katara responded.
"Jump into the conversation in order to see if you're cheating on me." Jin responded.
"Pin you to the ground with my shurukin and demand an explanation." Mai replied.
"...I hate to say it, but bachelorette number one." Zuko admitted.
Mai's eyes widened, then she smacked her forehead. At that moment, aang woke up form his "coma".
"KATARA! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" He ran out of the auditorium, crying.
Katara groaned quietly. 'Zuko, you owe me big time!'
"Um...anyway...bachelorettes...if Azula held me hostage and has given you a choice between killing me and killing the Avatar, which would you choose?" Zuko asked. "P.S. I don't hace an heir yet."
"Um...I'd choose killing you." Katara replied. 'As payback for making me do this stupid game show thing!'
"Oh....gosh, I don't know." Jin answered. "I guess I'd figure out a way so neither of you would die."
"Easy. I'd kill the avatar." Mai replied.
"I'm...gonna go with bachelorette number two on this one." Zuko replied.
The audience cheered for Jin, who smiled broadly. Mai started sweating.
"Bachelorettes...what would you do if I broke up with you over a note?! DAMMIT, UNCLE!" Zuko stood up and started smoking from the ears.
"What? It's a reasonable question!" Iroh shrugged in protest.
"I'd be mad, then I'd hunt you down for an explanation." Katara replied.
"I'd be mad too." Jin answered. "But then I'd move on."
"Well, pretty much the same thing I did to you at the Boiling Rock." Mai shrugged. "But if you did a second time, then we'd really be over. There would be no turning back."
"Um...I think I'll go with...bachelorette number two." Zuko replied.
"Another pint for Jin!" Iroh announced as the audience cheered.
"Bachelorettes...we're about to go into the most deadliest of battles. I might die! What would you do?" Zuko asked.
"Well...um...I guess I'd just hope for the best, and heal you when you get injured." Katara said,.
"I'd wish you luck...and...um..." Jin sighed. "Yeah, that's about it."
"I'd ask you not to fight. I don't want to lose you." Mai replied.
"Bachelorette number three!"
Mai sighed inwardly with relief. "Bachelorettes...what would you do if I forgot your birthday?"
"Give you the silent treatment." Katara replied.
"I'd forgive you, but only if you remember in the future." Jin replied.
"Ehhh....I'll let it slide." Mai said.
"Both bachelorettes numbers two and three." Zuko answered. The audience cheered. "Bachelorettes...what would you do if I called you fat?"
"Water-whip you." Katara said.
"I'd smack you."
"I'd pin you to a wall with my shurukin darts." Mai answered.
"Bachelorette number two." Zuko replied. "It's less painful and deadly."
The audience cheered for Jin. Mai was getting really nervous now. "Jin...do you only like Zuko because he's the Fire Lord?"
"OOOOOHHHHHH!" The audience said in unison.
Jin slowly turned to Mai, infuriated. "That is both insulting and ridiculous!"
"Really?"
"Yes, really!" Jin stood up. "I don't like boys just because they're cute!"
Mai stood up as well. "And I do?!"
"All right, you two. Let's calm down." Iroh put a hand up for silence. "Watch out, or I'll have to disqualify you."
Mai and Jin sat back down with their arms folded. Zuko continued on with the next question.
"Bachelorettes...what would you do if I started cutting myself?" Zuko asked.
"I'd knock some sense into you and tell you that that isn't the answer." Katara replied.
"Ask you why you're doing that, and convince you to stop." Jin replied,.
Mai sighed. "I'd tell you that cutting yourself isn't the answer to all your problems."
"I'll bet sex is the answer to all your problms, Goth Girl..." Jin muttered with malice.
Mai glared at Jin and whispered. "Bra stuffer."
"Bitch." Jin muttered.
"Tramp." Mai muttered back.
"Bachelorette number two. I'm going with bachelorette number two." Zuko stated.
Mai tried to control herself. She gripped one of her knives...by the blade. Her left eye twitched as she supressed a scream.
"All right, last question." Zuko announced. "Bachelorettes...what would you do if we broke up and I started dating another girl?"
"I'd be a little sad, but I'd get over it and move on." Katara answered.
Jin shrugged. "I'd move on, I guess."
Mai took a few deep breaths. "I'd move to another country, avoid you at all costs, and have homocidal thoughts about your new girlfriend."
"Um..." Zuko sighed. "Bachelorette number one."
Mai snapped. "YOU LIKE THAT WATER TRIBE BITCH BETTER THAN M, DON'T YOU, ZUKO?!"
"Now you know how I feel!" Azula called from the audience.
"Mai, calm down-" Zuko held up both hands.
"I will not freaking calm down!" Mai yelled angrily. "It's obvious that no one likes us wo together, so WHY BOTHER?!" Mai turned her heels and started headed to the door.
"Hey! I like you two together!" Sokka yelled from the audience.
"Me, too!" Ty Lee called.
"Mai, since when do you care about what other people say?" Zuko asked.
"Since I heard about your little game show!" Mai shot back.
"Hey, this wasn't my idea!" Zuko argued.
Mai just scoffed, turned away, and folded her arms. Zuko's eye started twitching. "You know what, Mai? Maybe this was my idea. If you weren't so goddamn boring and expressionless, people would like you more!"
"OOOOHHHHHHHH!" The audience chorused again.
"You want expression?" Mai asked in a dangerously calm voice. She walked closer to Zuko. "You and me- we're done." She walked off the stage.
Zuko gaped after Mai. He then frowned and turned to Iroh. "UNCLE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" He ran off the stage crying.
Iroh looked around, awkwardly. "Um...that concludes round two, I guess. Heh..." He ran offstage after Zuko.
"Well, that was interesting." Jin said.
"You said it." Katara replied.
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