A/N: Hello my dear readers! First, thank you sooo much for all your wonderful reviews! They really, really made me happy!!! Second, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all. I hope you have a nice Christmas - may all your wishes come true. Here is my present, read, laugh, and (hopefully) review!
How to annoy ZETSU!!!
1. Ask his opinion on weed-whackers
2. Let him see you go into a plant store asking what kind of weed-killer you should use to kill a giant venus flytrap.
3. Ask if he started as a seed.
4. Ask if he sleeps in a pot.
5. Watch for if he flirts with other plants.
6. For a present, give him manure, and tell that it`s for him...As his fertilizer...
7. Ask if any animals have spread urine on him, mistaking him as an ordinary plant.
8. Ask about how many ladies he gets, looking like a half-plant freak and all.
9. Ask if he is half black, half white ALL OVER his body.
10. Set his venus flytrap part on fire.
11. Give him caterpillars to start eating his plant part.
12. Ask him how he reproduces....the plant or the human way....?
13. Cut dow a tree he is just residing in and see what happens.
14. Tie him up and use him as Christmas tree.....plus don`t forget the decorations....XD
15. (Idea by OxVanillaPeachesxO) Tell him you collect exotix Venus fly traps for a collection, and ask him to be apart of it.
SO, there we are - at the end of another chapter.
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