Lilo and Stitch
You're a Mean One, Mr. Stitch
You're a mean one, Mister Stitch.
You really are a heel,
You're cuddly as a cactus
Lilo: Ouch!
Charming as an eel
Lilo: Eew! Eels aren't charming; they're gross and slimy!
You eat bananas with a greasy black body and peel!
Lilo: Now, that's not right!
You're a monster, mister Stitch
Lilo: Now that's debatable
Your heart is an empty hole
Lilo: Now that's offensive; take that back!
You steal presents from infants and adults
Everything's entirely your fault
Mister Stitch!
Lilo: You better stop before he gets mad; I'm warning you! You do not want to be around Stitch when he's mad; trust me!
You stole Santa's red hat
You growl at cute kitty cats
Muster Stitch!
You have spiders and termites in your smile
Lilo: Eew! Now, that's gross!
You are hated every once and a while
You laugh at a seasick crocodile
Mister Stitch!
Three worlds to describe you will be "Stink, stank, stunk!"
You ate Chilly Dogs for lunch
Judging by your foul breath
That is my hunch
Mister Stitch!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful…
Stitch: (Growls and attacks)
Singer: (Screams)
Lilo: (Sighs) See? What did I tell you?
Roger: I'm a so much better alien!
Klaus: No you're not Roger, you're worse; far worse!
Roger: Shut up fish!
Stitch: (Go crazy, attacks Klaus and Roger)
Roger: (Runs away as Klaus falls from fishbowl to floor, inching away screaming from Stitch who is coming closer to him, hungrily)
Klaus: Don't just leave me here, HELP! (Screams again)
Stitch: Maley Hukimina! (Throws chair at Klaus who is shielding himself with his fins, Stitch laughs evilly)
Lilo: That's Mele Kalikmaka!
Roger: That's nice little girl, but this is no time for that. RUN! (Drags her away quickly)
Stitch: (Goes on rampage, beats chest like King Kong)