Thursday,May 17th

7am "Getting Ready for School"

Finally un-grounded today!

Of course, it's on a school I have band practice ,I ask you plays the trumpets except old guys with long dirty hair and no life to speak of ?

No one,that is that is why dad has forced me to learn the trumpet, so I won't have a life.

I mean,he goes to THEMES, and costumes, and MUSIC! Of course, it's always something Abba, or John Denver...but still.

Maybe I can 'accidentlly' miss the bus...

8:25am,Homeroom

Nope,no such luck,Dad drove me to said it was on his way to a job interview but I watched him pull out of the parking lot and instead of turning left to town,he went right, back home.

And it gets even worse-it's Thursday,so it's Algebra, Language Arts,Biology,Lunch,then PE,Government,History and Music/Band.

Lunch

Sitting with the usual Gang...Let me tell you a little about them..first, there is Tabs, an honorary, since she's only gone to KMS for 2 years, like Wally (who is her boyfriend, bu the way..but I'll come to him in a second).She loves horses and reads aLOT of romance novels, and hje always bringhs them to school with the dirty parts marked to read aloud to us during lunch. She iis soo lucky that her mom lets her buy that sort of dad calls it 'trash' and 'porn' and he is such a 's got stacks of pcitures of naked girls under his bed !

Wally is dating Tabs and have been for 2 years luuurves horses (oy,not in that way!) and dresses like a cowboy..he even wears spurs and a cowboy hat to school and speaks with a drawlllll...even though he is from The ' s really funny though. And his Olds never notice that we sneak out beers or care that we stay up all school nights even !

SammyJoe has been at KMS with me since Kindergarten, as hs the rest (except John..he was here only a year,last year) and Wally and Tabs.

She reads ALOT of junk romance novels,,too ,usually ones with pirates on the she is good for makeup advice and always has the latest teen magazines.

She is sort of short and pudgy like me,but she is allowed to wear makeup and dad says perfumes make him sick to his stomach, the smells do, so I only am allowed to use what he buys,crap like anti-dandruff shampoos which only make my hair all dryed out and straw-y.

Mags has been my best friend for...well,literally, is boy-cray but I don't think she has ever been ,actually,I haven't either,but least I've had a boyfriend..OK,it was nly for a week, and he thought I was a lesbian, but still.

Ki-Ki is Japanese, and a vegan, and she is bout a million times more obbessed with boys and romance novels,and collect Ty beanie has a sister in my brother's class (he's 2 years older and 3 classes higher than I am) and she gets the really dirty novels from the highschool library and lets KiKi borrow them...that must be sooo cool to have a sister !

Anyways Adam the Madam, is gay ,and is a farmer boy like I am...ewrmmmm...except I am a ,he's the only who is from the popular crowd who talks to us.

Trista (we called her Tranny for a while ,for her last name, Tranowlski,but then we learned what tranny meant...we laughed for ages) is one of my 4 best-best friends,besides Mags and John and Chris .She is the bad-girl of the group and steals candy bars and sodas for us from the local gas station and smokes in the bathrooms...and not just cigarettes.

Karla is mad, like me,and me Mags and Karla always come up with funny dances to ease boredom in school,AKA Hell.

And Chris (short for Christian),he's 's a Trekkie, and he always makes me laugh with jokes that are sooo stupid,that you just have to has a bunked-up arm, his left hand is deformed,due to some bone disease, but he plays the Saxaphone and calls it his Sax Machine or Sex Machine, for is truly mad.

But,what was I saying?

Oh yes=-TGFL...thank God for lunch !

Today has been one horrible thing after another.

First,we had Algebra first thing which sucks (but then,when is Algebra a good thing?) and I got all bloated and gassy in the middle of a pop quiz from dad's eggplant pancakes this morning (leftover fried eggplant from dinner last night ,poked into pancakes then cooked them...dad can NOT cook at ALL...he burns .).I tried to hold it as long as I could...really,I did,but right as I got up to turn in the test..It let it was NOT a silent one,SBD (silent-but-deadly)...It sounded like an elephant with a trumpet up it's smelt like it too.

Unfortuneatly,I sit next to Ashley Stone, the meanest,most anorexic girl in all of KMS, and she told EVERYONE,including Kyle Cavat, the cutest ,most funnies guy I have had a crush on since first grade.

And his snobby girlfriend,Raquel.

I mean,what kind of name is that,Raquel?Are her parents too stupid and couldn't spell Racheal? They're probably brother and sister.

And Racheal isn't even pretty...she's got a small little snub nose, bushy blonde hair and buck only reason why Ash,Brett,Dennis,Kory and so on like her is she has got huge boobs and she's not my fault I am poor.

At any rate,Ashley S. told Raquel, who told Kyle who told EVERYONE.

In fact, he announced it to the class. He said "Watch out for Ella the Elephant !".

And everyone God the bell rang and class ended then.

So I'm glad we're away from them...FAR away.

We sit on the far side of the cafeteria...the tables used to be closer but then Ashley S. and Ashley P. decided it was too close anmd shoved the table to the far side of the cafetaria,all the way against the wall.

Anyways,as Kiki unwrapped her tofu burger she looked at me "Elle,Kyle looked at you today in Language Arts."

Mags said "Was that before or after she fell backwards in her chair?" and everyone laughed.

I am going to kill my friends.

But then Karen said "You mean like he is now?"

I said "WHAT?" and looked round, just as he was looking away.

Oh my God Oh my God Oh My God.

Kyle was looking at me...ME!

I..I-I can't breathe !

Mags must have seen because she said "Intervention!" and jumped up behind me.

It's not my fault I faint.I 'm just...happens.

At any rate,I didn't faint but I did slip off.I fell right into Maggie,landing on top of her with an 'oof.'

Unfortuneately,everyone at the Popular table heard and looked round.

Adam yelled "Oh, girl on girl action,yum yum!" (even though he is gay he IS the school pervert...like John was before he graduated) and EVERYONE heard.

And that includes Damian, who I used to date but dumped me because he thought I was a lezbo.

And Kyle who stared at me for a bit,goggle-eyed.

Oh,boy,here go the lesbian rumors again !

Thank God Monday is the last day !

6pm,Home,Bed

Home,finally.I never thought I'd say this,but boy am I glad I'm home.

The lesbian rumors are back again, and now everywhere I got either Ash,Dennis or Brett yell out "Here comes Elle the Lesbian,queen of the dykes!" only because my dad makes me keep my hair short (I have a sensitve scalp and it hurts too bad to comb my hair out every night).

At least band was but some plastic across his saxaphone (he calls it his Sex Machine...he's a loon extroidannaire) and made fart noises with it all night,whenever fat Mr. Bones bent over.

And everyone thought it was him.

He said something really weird, though,on the way home.

He said "Do you think friends are more in disguise?"

I looked at him "You mean,like Clark Kent is Superman?" but he smiled and said never mind.

Huh.

Hot Boy from the Ye Olde Dime Store hasn't called.

I don't think he ever will.