KH T or D Chapter 3: Dares of Emoness, a kingdom hearts fanfic

Lance Bashed the door about 50 times but I still didn't answer it."Blaze wakey wakey man" he yelled still hitting the door. I groaned "I'll take a message please ,thanks lancer" I said half asleep. Lance smirked "We have our first review" he said

"I DON-wait what" I replied shocked

"we have our first reviews" he repeated then waited two minutes listening to the crashing and greek curses I was uttering. Then I pulled back the door decked out in my normal black attire.

"Ready to get wild, mate" I asked

"yup I was born ready" he replied pulling down his hood. I grinned and we portaled downstairs.

Location: Studio

I sat on my stool and propped my feet up against the coffee table. "Ok who wants to read ,guys" I said holding up the gold trimed envelope. Axel shrugged and took it and then started reading.

HI! SRY I JUST HAD CAFFEINE! adhd and caffeine do not mix! ANYWAY!

Axel! How the heck is your hair so spiky! I SWEAR I THINK THAT IF YOU DOVE INTO THE WATER YOU COULD USE YOUR HAIR TO IMPALE\CATCH FISH!

Marluxia and Xaldin play out the play of beauty and the beast!

Xigbar take off your eye patch for the entire episode!

Mansex have a face off against darth vader!

I love these t or d fics here's a cake!

PEACE!

When Axel stopped reading he glared at the card and it burst into flames. I pulled out a fire hose and blasted him with it along with the paper. "ANSWER THE QUESTION FIRE BALL" I yelled pointing the hose at him. Axel smoked and steamed while he answered.

"I use 15 bottles of hair gel and 4 canisters of hair cement each day" he admitted sadly. Then he grinned "I can catch fish with my spikes but sora catches more with his" he added. Sora glared at him but didn't retort. Marluxia and Xaldin went into the cosplay coslet and came out in customs Xaldin as beaty and Marluxia the beast.

1 play and kiss scence later

As Me and the other dudes spraid our eyes with holy water to wash out the kissing part. Xigbar looked relunant but pulled off the eyepatch, everyone started screaming and puking then lance passed out blind folds to everyone who was spazing . " Kairi read the other review please because im curtently blind" I instructed. She grabbed review and read out aloud

Tikarose

okay im really excited i love these

roxas tonge kiss axel you know you want to

namine: draw it and post on internet give you a cookie

ventus: were a bikini and sing barbie girl

sora: kiss riku in front of all the gay fan boys

When Kairi stopped reading Roxas, Axel, Sora, and Riku glanced at their forced kissie's and Roxas manned up first and gave axel a kiss on the cheek and then yelled "I'm Striaght" to the heavan's and kissed namine on the lips, then stormed out. Namine who was now bluhing crimson sent the pic on the intenet.

To sira and riku

Sora looked the gay fan boys and then at riku "Do what you gotta do" he mumbled and closed his eye while riku kissed him on the forhead. The fanboys went crazy yell "I knew it" and cheering while the duo walked back to the studio in silence.

To Ven

"I hate life" he mumbled and started singing

Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock 'n' roll, feel the glamor and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours, ooh ooh ooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

Then he pulled out a machine gun and started shooting into the crowd "YOU TELL, YOU DIE" he wailed and then disappeared in a flash of light.

Back at the studio

Xemnas was on the couch beaten,bloody,and in pain. "Vader sucks" he sobbed into the couch.

"Since Xemmy is having a break down and we're done out of T or D's we'll tune in next time for some T or D madness" I said waving at the camera.