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Note: IM trying to be happy folks I post another chapter soon, my horse just died.
Lads and lasses Mr.Jones

Paul: We mates hear I am in the locker, nothing but sand lots of sand! We've come to find Davy Jones to interview him or rather get him to take our survey.

Davy:Come to join my crew? In the locker how sweet of you.

Paul: (jumps) Where did you come from?

Davy:(smiles) My locker my rules, what is you want? Who are you?

Paul: smiles and extends his hand IM Paul and IM putting together a magazine of pirates I got a survey for you to take. Unless you have something better to do.

Jones nods and snatches the paper out of Paul's hand and began reading it. He asked him for a pen. Paul throws the pen at him and watches has Jones writes and chuckles to himself.Davy then throws the pen and paper at him and began to leave he goes on another ship that stuck hear. When its said and done Paul and his two friends Rusty and Erik just want to leave.

But Paul turns to the camra and says his speech. "Aye IM glad thats over,that was bit weird he's doesn't talk much and I fined him scary. So hear it is the pirates press third edtion,has always answers are Jones and looks like he added another question."

Full Name: Davy Marcus Jones

Sex: Yes please!

Favorite saying: "Do you fear death?" I love that so much!

Favorite color: brown Turn ons: The sea, my love Tia

Turn off: Crabs

Kids? None

Favorite animal: My beloved krakan

Favorite drink: Who needs drinks when you have the sea

Fill in the blank.
My secret crush is (male or female I really don't know!

My secret fantasy is : To rule the world.but IM dead and I can't even get out of my own locker!

Most happiest moment: When Tia told me that she'd give me her heart!

Lest happiest moment: When Sparrow took the chest!

Worst thing someone could do to me: Stab me, or make me listen to bad music.

Best thing someone did for me: Put me in my own locker! Not cute or funny!!!

Most embarrassing moment was: Eating sushi boy it was nasty.

Person I hate the most is: I don't discriminate I hate everyone!!!!!!

Favorite cuss word: Mother fucking bull shit

The one thing I wish I can find or do : To get out of hear and kill Turner and Sparrow!!! Wait Turner took my place so its Sparrow I'll be killing. Or hope to

IM adding another question

Do ye play a musical instrument: I play the organ

Top that! Please someone get me out of hear! If I hear Beckett sing one more time I will go insane.

"Well, there you have it lad and lasses next up we chat up the little man Cuttler Beckett" Paul waves and walks to the shop in the sand.

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