A/N: You guys must be so pissed at me and I swear I won't blame you. This is the shortest of my stories and I can't even manage to update the last chapter. What kind of an author am I (A lazy one, lol) but anyway, I updated now didn't I?, and so I think I should be off the hook. (I hope at least, that I can be.)

This chapter might be the longest one so, ENJOY!

Disclaimer: Do I look like I'm the type of person to own a popular Manga like Naruto? No. No I do not. Nothing belongs to me people.

HANABI BE DAMNED!

Final Chapter:

Caress of a Broken Heart

Hinata's heels clicked on the pavement ground as she made her way over to her car. She balanced her cell in one ear as she tried to unlock the door with the other. 'Come on Hanabi!' She cursed giving up at the attempt at Multi-tasking with so many bags in her arms.

The line on the other end rang and rang until finally an answering machine picked up.

"Hey, this is Hanabi. There are three reasons why you probably didn't reach me. One, I'm either busy at the moment -Cause I have a life unlike you who is wasting their time calling me in the first place-Two I don't like you or I don't feel like talking to you so therefore refuse to pick up, or three you're my father and I really don't feel like getting yelled at for something I didn't do. (Well probably did but just don't feel like getting yelled at). Please don't leave me a message after the beep I'll just delete them anyway, but if you really must, then go right ahead, even though there's a small chance I will ever get back to you at all. Thanks for the call and have a nice day! Oh, and if this is my father…Hi daddy, you know I love you right?"

BEEP!

Hinata shook her head at her sister's way of greeting people. Did this woman even know what kindness was?

"Listen Hanabi," She says to the phone. "I've been calling you for a while now and I'm tired of hearing your retarded answering machine. It's not cute and you're voice isn't cute. This is important and I want to know if you can go shopping with me, I just got off work and I'm about to go to the mall. Call me back the second you hear this message."

She was just about to hang up the phone but then she remembered something. "Oh, and I swear if you delete this message like last time, I will tell father about last week."

She ended the call and managed to get the drivers door open. After placing her things in the back, Hinata stuck the key in the ignition, and took of for the closest mall.

"What took you so long?" Hinata asked the figure walking towards her.

Hanabi gave her sister an incredulous look. "So I'm not supposed to take my time now? What is this?"

Hinata slipped her Sidekick around to check the time. "I told you to meet up with me 15 minutes ago."

"And NOW I'm here. You should be grateful I saw your call on time to even meet up with you. Not yelling at me for being a little late. What are you anyway, the time police?"

Hinata shook her head. "You know what; I don't have time for this. Let's go, I'm already late to meet up with Naruto."

Hanabi rolled her eyes but didn't say anything.

Hinata walked into Victoria's Secret briskly, Hanabi grudgingly at her heels, and made her way to the lingerie section. She immediately began looking through the pile, discarding most of the see through garments aside.

"Lingerie?" Hanabi asked her sister with a raised eyebrow. "If you're buying lingerie, then why the hell do I have to be here with you? Couldn't you have just asked some random guy to do that?"

Hinata glared at her sister while pulling the strap of her bag higher up to her shoulder. "What 'guy' besides Naruto would come with me if I asked? This whole thing is for Naruto in the first place so why would I ask him?"

Her eye caught sight of a dark purple two peace that had a short laced dress to cover the pair. It was plain compared to the others, but she thought it fit her to a T. She took it from the rack to examine it and handed her bag to Hanabi semi-consciously.

"And what's the point of going to some hotel just to have sex? Isn't the bed still the same wherever you go?"

"Aren't you staying at my place tonight?" Hinata raised her eyes to Hanabi.

"…Yeah, but what does that-"

"Exactly my point: I'm not sure if you know what privacy is, but all couples need it. You make that a tiny bit hard when you're over at our condo." (Sarcasm, noted and processed.)

Hanabi snorted and blushed, the memory of all the incidents where she walked in on her sister and brother in law evident now then ever as she thought about it. Was she being a nuisance to the two of them? Was that the true reason they made plans in an expensive hotel?

Hanabi opened her mouth to speak out loud her reasoning (since she truly was never one to beat around the bush) but stopped as Hinata started to walk away.

Hinata, clueless at the thoughts going through her sisters head, cheerfully entered an empty dressing room, glad that she found something she liked and with still 20 minutes to spare.

"Do you have any plans for tonight?" Hinata's muffled voice sounded from inside the closed door across from the figure sitting in one of the lounge seats. "Uh, no, I never have plans."

It was quiet between the two of them for a while. Finally, Hinata spoke again. "Well, that's not healthy. Go out and party some, you shouldn't just let one guy leave such an obvious mark on your life like this."

Hanabi had a lot to say at Hinata's remark, but choose, instead to keep quiet.

8 seconds later, Hinata stepped out, and did a little spin. "What do you think?"

Hanabi glanced at the semi, laced outfit and at the way they enlarged her sisters (all ready D-cup) breasts.

All Hanabi could think of at that point was: "I think Naruto will be a very happy man tonight." She said so honestly.

"Shut-up!" Hinata blushed and threw a random cloth at her sister's head.

Naruto nervously paced in the hotel room fixing everything his hand came across. It was almost ridiculous how nervous he felt considering he has already had sex with Hinata before. Seen everything that needed to be seen and felt, touched…..

So why, in the name of Kami, was he so damn edgy!'

'It's probably because it's been so long since we had sex.' Naruto concluded dully. 'That Hanabi had come between us for so long that I'm forgetting what sex with my fiancée feels like!

As he lighted the last scented candle, a knock sounded at the door. With a very good idea of who it might be, and his heart beating fast, Naruto walked over to the door and checked his breathe before opening it.

Nothing more could ruin such a special night like bad breathe and Naruto refused to let anything try to get in the way of their one private, special night.

"Hi."

Naruto tried to deepen his voice. "Hi…"

Hinata giggled and stepped through the small entrance made for her. "Sorry I'm late, there was lots of traffic along the way but I'm here now." She gave him a look filled with a hidden meaning. "I'm here now and I'm all yours."

"M-mm" he hummed teasingly, reaching for her coat.

Hinata raised the small bag carrying her "secret weapon" (as Hanabi had so bluntly put it) and twirled the white paper bag in her fingers teasingly.

"Just give me a few minutes to slip into something a little sexier and then you – can – do – anything – you'd – like – to – me."

Naruto gulped at how agonizingly slow she said the last words. All he could do was find enough strength to nod. He could swear Hinata was evil when it came to seducing him, but…

Hinata smiled and disappeared in the bathroom.

Naruto punched the air and whispered joyfully, "I am so happy right now….."

"Put your hands up where I can see them!" The cop yelled through the blow horn. "We do not wish to hurt you!"

Hanabi cursed and grabbed her now x-boyfriends neck roughly, making sure to drag him as she did so.

"Hanabi-san, I think we should just let him go..." said Konahamaru tensely behind her.

"Let him go?" Hanabi asked disbelievingly, "Did you not see what he just did to me? How can I, 'let him go' after that?"

"Please," Hisoka, begged, "I swear I didn't want to upset you, I was just-"

"Just what? Say it a little louder because I can't hear you. What was that?"

The man stayed quiet and closed his eyes tightly.

"That's what I thought you said!" Hanabi remarked, grabbing him by his black silky hair. She ignored his cries of pain and continued to press the heel of her shoe over his balls. He wanted to break her heart and toss her away right? He made her cry in front of her family and sister, (Something she NEVER did) right? He made her feel unworthy and stupid right?

And then on-top of that, he had the nerve to stop her in the middle of her date with Konohamaru, just to show his friends how "easy" she was, right?

Well, he was going to pay.

"This is your last warning ma'm, let go of the man's balls. This can easily be solved without force or violence."

Even then as the cops taunted her and Konohamaru bit his fingers from fear she did not move. She refused to. Never would she lower herself for this man again!

"Alright, please do not say we didn't warn you. You have five seconds to let go before a team of cops forcefully removes you from this innocent man's genitals."

"Five."

Hanabi smirked. "Hn."

"Four."

"Three."

"Two..."

Konohamaru gulped so hard, his whole head started to hurt.

"One,"

"Knock, knock. Any one ordered room service?"

Naruto stared at Hinata speechless, his eyes wide open and a blush at his cheek. He did the only thing he could at the moment, and that was to space out and act stupid.

"….no. But do you have ramen?"

"…" Hinata stared at him for a while before deciding to play his game. "I don't have Raymond (aww) but I do have something better. My body (Yay!), " She whispered.

Naruto smirked, snapping out of his trance as he did, and pulled Hinata into his chest.

"You look so unbelievably sexy right now…"

Hinata did her best to balance on her heels as she tilted her face up to meet her fiancé in a hot, bubbly, passion filled kiss.

They stood there for a few minutes just enjoying the feel of each other. (Cause Kami only knew how long it's been since they've been in each others arms like that!)

Hinata moaned as her back hit the mattress, while wasting no time at all before going back to attacking Naruto's lips. Just as things were getting hotter and a little more intense, Hinata's ringtone started to ring in the quiet of the room.

Noting angrily that the mood was ruined when Beyonce started singing "All the single ladies" Naruto tried to stand and smash the phone to peaces but before he could get a chance to stand up, Hinata kissed him and whispered. "Ignore it, whoever it is can wait."

They continued to kiss as the cell rang, both doing their very best to ignore the device coming between their night. Finally he said, "Are you going to get that?"

She licked his bottom lip. "Uh-unh. But I do want to turn it off. Give me a sec."

She left Naruto on the bed and picked up her sidekick crossly. By the look that crossed her face when Hinata picked up her phone, Naruto had a pretty good idea who might be calling.

"Is it Hanabi?"

"…yeah. I'm so sorry Naruto-kun I didn't know she would call. Just let me get rid of her.

"HELLO?" Hinata yelled through gritted teeth. The blue haired woman listened for a few seconds before freaking out.

"Huh…what! ...wait when did this happen? Slow down, I can barely hear you. Oh my god. Just hang on, alright? I'll be there as soon as I can!"

She slowly looked back at Naruto's raised eyebrow after hanging up.

She placed the phone back in her purse and started to jump around (hoping she wasn't as obvious as she felt). "Come on, let's go! Let's do this baby, our night!"

He stared at her, bewildered at her change of mood. "Wait, what's wrong with Hanabi?"

"That doesn't matter!" She told him after pouncing. "This is only about the two of us."

Naruto struggled with the tight grip around his neck as he tried to pry Hinata off of him. "What's wrong?" He asked after successfully pulling her back.

He stared at her with his baby cerulean blue eyes, intoxicating her.

"HANABI'S IN JAIL!"

"Wait, what?"

Hinata sighed heavily, daring the tears to fall. "She's in jail. I didn't want to ruin this for us, since we both so badly needed to be alone and-"

"Wait, what? Did you just say Hanabi's in jail?"

Hinata winced and prepared herself for the storm Naruto would sure throw. "Yeah…"

"Then what are we still doing here?" He asked frantically, jumping from the bed and pulling his t-shirt back on. He grabbed her purse and helped her stand up before blowing out at all the candles. "She's your sister; we have to go get her out of there!"

He pulled her in front of him so she could put on her coat to hide her half naked body, and frowned at her slow pace. "Hinata-chan this isn't the time to be moving slowly!" he told her as they walked through the door.

"It isn't me Naruto-kun, I can't run! I don't have a bra on!"

Naruto looked back at the hotel bed longingly. "Oh dear kami," He moaned before closing the door behind him.

"I'm sorry officers, this won't happen again." She assured the men clad in blue uniform while glaring at Hanabi, who just rolled her eyes at the whole situation. I mean who gets arrested for correctly beating up a man when they were trying to molest you in front of their friends?

The nice man nodded and returned her drivers license, and legal I-D.

The three of them walked out of the station, where Naruto stood in a gloomy corner, brooding.

"Wow," Hanabi remarked, "He doesn't look to happy standing over there."

Hinata officially decided that that remark was her sister's last stunt. She waved a hand at Naruto to signal a hold on.

"Please excuse us, Konohamaru-san."

Konohamaru nodded and watched as the girls walked off. He glanced back at his idol still brooding in his little emo corner and walked over to him.

"Hey boss."

"….."

"…that bad, huh?"

"…." Naruto was trying so hard not to smack Konohamaru's dumb face. He didn't have any sexy girl that he COULDN'T have sex with cause some other dumb "person" kept interrupting.

Both men sighed heavily at the same time before jabbing their balled fist in their pockets.

"What—let go of me!" Hanabi struggled as her sister dragged her off to a secluded area.

Hinata sighed after letting go of Hanabi's wrist. "Listen, I told you, in fact, I warned you that tonight was supposed to be only about Naruto and me."

Hanabi opened her mouth to speak, but she kept it shut when she saw the evil aura coming from her sister.

"Yes," Hinata agreed. "It truly would be the best thing for you to just shut up right now. What the hell are you doing beating up you're ex-boyfriend in public for? When I said go out and party some at the store, I didn't mean this. I KNOW you're hurting, honestly, I get that. But when you CONSTANTLY come between Naruto and me with your little stunts like this, sometimes I seriously think of disowning you."

She stared at Hanabi seriously. "I'm your sister Hanabi. That's what sisters do; they're there for each other. Its just that now, I can't ONLY be there for you; I'm going to be married soon, and who knows? Someday maybe I'll even be a mom. My point is I'll always be there for you, yes, but will I put my life on hold for every little problem or heartbreak that happens in your life?"

Hanabi raised her eyebrows hopefully. "Yes?"

Hinata smiled without amusement. "Hell no,"

Hanabi wrapped her arm around her shoulder and patted her sisters back softly. "I love you too sis."

Hinata chuckled and hugged Hanabi back. "Now you get it,"

She looked back at her fiancé and sighed. "I better get back to my second baby,"

"Yeah," Hanabi agreed. "Apologize for me will you, I have a feeling he's plotting my death right now."

They both shuddered when Naruto started laughing evilly and scared Konohamaru away. "Where does he think he's going?" Hanabi questioned with her hands on her hips. "He needs to walk me home."

She started to jog away, but stopped to turn at Hinata. "Oh and by home, I mean the compound. Dad's going to serve my ass to the elders for going to jail when I get there."

"Good luck!" Hinata shouted at her sisters retreating back.

"Hi" She said to Naruto, after walking up to him.

"Hi." He answered plainly.

"You're mad." She stated, and it wasn't a question.

"Yup, but I know how you can make it up to me." His deep blue eyes glinted mischievously.

"How?" Hinata asked cautiously.

"Well," he said while leaning in to kiss her earlobe. "We still have that hotel room, what do you say about going back there and…" he kissed her neck and softly started kissing the sensitive skin there.

Before things got out of hand Hinata pushed him away. "You're going to hate me for this."

Naruto stared at her, confused.

"I kind of want to wait….until the honeymoon."

Naruto died, met Hanabi in hell, beat her up, and returned to earth. He cried silent tears as Hinata ranted on and on about how much more special the wedding would be if they waited. Naruto Jr. said screw that and started to twitch. Naruto cried miserably in pain.

That Kami forsaken Hanabi did this to him, yes, she was at fault here. Hmm…

'Do you think Hinata will notice if her maid of honor is gone?' Naruto asked Naruto Jr.

No…I doubt she'll even care.

Excellent. Prepare to send out funeral invitations because a certain damned Hyuuga Hanabi, MUST die!

END.

A/N: Yay for crapyness! (is that even how you spell it?) To be very honest with everyone, I'm just glad to be done, lol. Sorry if the ending sucked. I mean I was kind of rushing things since I had to go out with my mom today. I didn't want to wait a whole week to update again, I felt that I made you all wait long enough, (patiently too!)

And you know what? Thanks for that! You guys didn't flame or say rude things because I took so damn long. You kindly waited so thanks. And all your reviews put a smile to my face. Hey! Don't believe me? Ask my inner!

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