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Chapter 3- Wushio-sensei? Strange things can happen.

Wha? It's morning already? Better get out of bed and prepare for today's training lesson, or else Tsuki-sama won't be happy when we go back.

Wushio woke up slowly, finding herself extremely tired. She tried lifting her blankets with chakara, weakly and wobbly, the bed sheets rose half way up in the sky. Then it dropped dead, and she fell straight onto the bed.

Feeling dizzy while dressing up for the day wasn't really a good idea, Wushio almost wore her shirt inside out.

What's with me today, huh? I guess I didn't sleep well; there was something on my mind… What was it again? Oh well, can't do anything about it now.

After dressing up properly this time, she headed towards to dinning room. Sasuke-kun already sat down by the dinner table. He was holding a cup of warm tea in front of him, starring at the twirling leaves, thinking about… You've guessed it, his brother and the vengeance that he will seek from his brother.

"Ohayo."

"Um… You are late, don't make me wait again, or else I will go off without you. And…"

"Hai, Sasuke-sama!" Wushio made a face, cursing Sasuke beneath her breath, "And what?"

"Just to let you know so that other team members will be scare to death with your appearance. Y-O-U-R H-A-I-R I-S S-T-I-C-K-I-N-G O-U-T S-I-D-E-W-A-Y-S!"

"What?" Wushio snapped and ran to bathroom at an incredible speed. After making sure she looked like the tough, old self, she returned to the dinning room.

"Breakfast?"

Sasuke shrugged, he normally would just bring some bento (bagged lunch) on the way, but this time he had to wait for Wushio to wake up.

She walked into the kitchen, wondered in front of the fridge. She always preferred a healthy and light breakfast, but nobody knows why she never gets fat even after she stuffed herself with everything she could find.

Dishes were place on the table in an orderly manner, and Wushio started way ahead of Sasuke.

Sasuke-kun looked at the plates of food in front of him, and picked up the fork in disgust. He poked the scrambled eggs with it before taking a bite.

Sigh, I don't like eggs or bacon, I preferred more of traditional food than those oily foreign foods. Maybe I shouldn't expect too much from her, even if she could read my mind any time she wants.

After they finished, Wushio, accompanied by Sasuke, paced towards the second training ground.

"Everyone, this is Wushio Asaga, your trainer from now on until we are ready to go to the Island of the Moon." Kakashi-sensei started with an introduction.

Guy-sensei's inner self: Oh! That show off, why does he get to do the intro, me want to do it too! He is always acting so cool. I will have my way some day. Beware, my old rival!

"Konnichiwa mina-san, I'm Wushio Asaga, please call me either 'Wushio-chan', 'Wushio-sensei' or 'Wushio-sama'."

Sasuke slapped his forehead:

What does she think she is doing? Everyone is going to get pissed off. It's not my fault, is it? I hope not.

"As you know I will be you sensei for a while, so please respect me at all cost, and no complaints! That's one thing I can't stand."

"Bothersome, why are you doing this is? You are just a brat our age." Shikamaru, that complaining fool…

Sasuke: Wushio is pissed; she is pissed; very pissed; Oh no! She is really pissed! Let's just hope Shikamaru still has a strategy for this one.

"You little! Gherrr…" She aims for him and… Scores! Um… I meant by Shikamaru got nailed by her in one blow. Everyone starred in horror as Wushio push Shikamaru against the tree with her hands on his shoulders.

"Say what?"

"Brat."

"You little…"

"Bothersome ugly."

"Boom" Wushio sent Shikamaru flying towards the third training ground. Genins who were interested in what happened climbed up the trees. All they could see was Shikamaru in great pain, stuck right in the centre of a bull's eye on the huge tree trunk.

Wushio patted her hands, declared:" See what happens when you are complaining? Alright, let's get started."

"What about Shikamaru?" Ah, so Ino does care about him, heh?

"Right, that baka! I forgot, be right back."

She winked and disappeared. After around three seconds, she reappeared at the same spot she disappeared. This time she was hold the unconscious Shikamaru, after putting him down she leaped away from him and called: "Everyone backup!"

Wushio threw eight kunai at Shikamaru, Ino and Choji look worried. Those kunai landed right beside him, showed a special pattern around his wounded body.

A bright green light ball was created between her hands, then the light spread upon him. The kunai reflected all the light at the same time, forming a light green barrier.

"Green star healing no jutsu, forbidden art of the green star eighty-one evolutionary fighting stances" Wushio made eight different hand signs that none of the shinobis has seen before.

"That's the unknown rare art of the green star!" "I've only heard of, but never thought that I'd see it in my life." "This girl is able to master a jutsu that all the past Hokages have never even dared to try! Unbelievable!"

All the senseis were chattering as Wushio healing Shikamaru.

"Sensei, what is so special about this jutsu?" Sakura asked Kakashi-sensei, everyone focused their attention on Kakashi-sensei for that moment.

"Well, I don't know much really. But legend has it that this jutsu is for kunoichis only, and it is extremely risky. You have to sacrifice…"

"What?"

"To sacrifice your future and keep your virginity. And that means to stay as a virgin: no impure kisses, no marriage and no childbearing. Also…"

"Whoa!" "You've got to be kidding me!" "I don't believe you." "So what?" "It's no that bad, is it?"

"Please! Continue!" Sakura seems really into it for a reason.

"Thank you, Sakura. Uh hum. Well, also you have to give up half of your lifetime. That's why this art is forbidden, and if you actually start, it has to be around the age of five."

"She did that?" "Now there is no way I'm doing it!" "It was bad enough already, and this?" "No way!" "Um… It's not worth it though, if you think about it."

"Is there more" Tenten asked Kakashi-sensei.

"No… Oh right, there is one more. You have to train for this jutsu nine weeks in one year and continue this for nine years. That why it is called 'The forbidden art of green star eighty-one fighting stances.' There are total eighty-one weeks of training. Another thing you should know is that, you may die from the training."

"Huh? I don't get it, how is it eighty-one weeks when you train nine weeks per year and train for nine years?" Naurto, the stupid one, of course mathematics wasn't something he was good at.

"Baka Naruto! Nine times nine equals eighty-one, do you see it now?" Kiba took a tree branch and wrote the equation impatiently: 9 x 9=81

"Oh! Now I see!"

Most of the shinobis couldn't help but laugh out loud, even Hinata giggled once or twice.

"What? I'm going to become Hokage someday. I don't need math to become one."

Now they laughed even harder, Naruto looked puzzled at Kiba, who was laughing his heart out with Akamaru.

"Naruto, does Tsunade-sama do the bills, the village's money collections and things like that?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Then does she need math to do that?"

"Well yeah, I guess. Oh no…No…You can't…Hokage…Math… Not… Me… You…"

"And now he is babbling like an idiot." Kiba really knows how to bring Naruto's spirit down.

Now this time everyone burst out laughter, no holding backs at all.

Everyone turned around when the green light surrounding Shikamaru slowly disappeared, and Wushio landed gently beside him.