A/N: Hello my small amount of readers! I must say, I was giddy at 7 reviews, seriously. Anyway, sorry for not updating, exam stress etc. I'm not entirely happy with this chapter, it just isn't working for me, I feel like a 12 year old fangirl has written it, but I feel like I should update. Anyway, tell me what you think, does it suck?

Privacy

This was bliss. He could feel the soft satin sheets, cool against his back, the low lighting making the atmosphere seductive. He smiled and looked though half closed eyelids at his favourite Slytherin, who was lazily trailing kisses up and down his torso.

Pulling away, and staring into the emerald eyes beneath him, Draco smiled, "So what did they say?"

Sighing at the loss of contact between the two, the younger boy looked up, "Ron said he finds it weird and apparently we're not allowed to do anything "funny" when he's in the room"

"And what would he mean by that?" smirked the blonde

"I don't know, maybe he was talking about unplanned sex in the showers? Or what about that time we snuck into the forbidden forest? Remember that time we were in your parent's library, and your mum walked…"

"Stop" said Draco forcefully

"Was it embarrassing for ikkle Draco?" teased Harry

Mortified at the memory being resurfaced, the Slytherin laid his head on Harry's chest, hoping his pale face wasn't marred by two pink spots, "Shut up, Malfoys don't get embarrassed" he mumbled.

The two lay silently for the next half an hour, happy to be in each others company.

"Drake? You in there" shouted a voice from outside the door

Draco jumped at the broken silence, Fuck, Pansy's ouside, hide, now!"

The relaxed atmosphere now gone, Harry jumped off the bed and grabbed his invisibility cloak, Draco had seconds to hide the Gryffindor's t-shirt as Pansy walked in.

"Hey baby" she smiled, sickeningly

Draco took a deep breath and regained his composure, "Hey"

Harry couldn't help but smile as the girl in front of him pulled off her top and gave Draco a suggestive smile.

Draco managed to keep calm and stated "Lets not today, eh Pans?"

"But Dray, it's been more than 3 months" she whined

Draco glanced towards the spot where Harry was hidden, desperate for some support, but Harry simply chuckled silently, intrigued as to how his boyfriend would handle something like this.

"Well you see Pansy, you're getting kind of clingy, and it's not like we were going out, right?"

She took a step towards him, pressing a hand to his bare stomach, "I think I might be able to convince you" she chuckled

Suddenly, Harry's protective side kicked in and he found himself feeling rather jealous. He yanked the cloak off him, stood up, looked a bewildered Pansy in the eyes and growled "He's. My. Boyfriend"

"Right, um, well this is awkward…" she stammered, then looked at the two boys, smirked and said "A little unexpected I must say".

As she turned to leave, Draco shouted "Don't tell people Pans"

"Yeah, 'course I won't" she called back

Draco couldn't decide if it was sarcasm he could detect in her voice.

"Right well, that was interesting" laughed Draco

Harry rolled his eyes "You are such a slut"

"Hey, that's not fair, I am not"

"Are too"

"Am not"

The two continued their childish argument until they both fell back onto the bed, laughing and softly punching one another.

Pretty please review? This needs improvement, I'm certain. Also, who do I write about next?! Tell me in a review!