Sorry for the late up date. Me and my friend BloodyCrows Queen made a small comic for this called The Epic Failures! 1: Lazer Explosion! It was awesome may put it up on DA. Anyway! Enjoy this chappie! Two new charaters for the story.^^

Derek- Orange eyed irken has half of a right antenna.

Nate- Red eyed irken has half of a left antenna.

Disclaimer- I only own Shade Nate and Derek

~~~Invader Zim~~~

Zim groaned as he woke up he sat up and streached as he yawned. Shade walked in the room and smiled. Zim stood as Shade walked over to him.

"Your awake. Did you have a good sleep?" Shade asked pulling Zim close and kissing him. Zim kissed back.

"Yes." Zim answered as he pulled back and hugged Shade. Zim's phone went off. Zim sighed and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Zim? Are you coming home today?"

"I dont know, Dad... I gotta go." Zim hang up be fore his dad could answer and tossed the phone onto the couch. He sighed and walked to the window and looked outside. Shade walked up from behind and wrapped his arms around Zims waist, and nuzzled Zims neck. Zim leaned back into him sighing. Shade smiled and kissed Zim's neck. Then he kissed Zim's cheek.

"Are you ok?" Shade aked.

"Yeah... Just trying to decide if I should go back or not." Zim said.

'Hmmm... You should get back. Otherwise he will think you've been smeetnapped." Shade said as he pulled away. Zim turned around and looked at him.

"Your right... But I dont want to go back now." Zim said.

"You dont. Come on, lets go out. Have some fun. Watch idiots do idiotic things...like my friends running into walls." Shade said. Zim smirked.

"Ok." he said as he grabbed his cloak and put it on. Shade smiled. The two left the house and walked down the street.

"Shade!" Zim and Shade looked to see two irkens coming towards them. Zim pulled the hood farther over his face.

"Hey guys!" Shade said. One had Red eyes,Nate, and one had orange eyes,Derek.

"Where you headed?" asked the orange eyed irken asked.

"None of your buisness." Shade said.

"Aww. Come on, we wont go we have work." Nate said.

Zim sighed. "Im going on ahead." he muttered walking forward. Nate and Derek looked at each other. Derek grabbed Zim and pulled off the hood. Zim's eyes widened.

"Prince Zim!" Nate and Derek exclaimed. Zim pulled his hood on hurriedly. Shade slapped the two upside the head.

"SHH! Shut up you idiots!" he hissed.

"You smeetnapped the Prince?" Nate said."Dude! You could get executed for this!" Shade smacked him again.

"I didnt smeetnap him!" Shade snapped.

"Then why is he with you?" Derek asked.

"I came on my own. I got in a fight with my father a few mounths ago. I've been staying with him scince then. I'm going back tonight." Zim said.

"Oh... Wait! Why did you go to Shade? I thought you two couldnt stand each other." Derek said.

"It was the only place my dad wouldnt look." Zim explained.

"Ah." Nate said. Derek looked at Zim. He said something to Nate and Nate smirked."Really? That much?" Nate asked. Derek nodded.

"What? What are you talking about?" Zim demanded.

"Well... Your father put a reward out saying who ever brings you back gets 10,000 monies." Derek said. Zim froze. Nate smiled.

"I could use the monies!" he said. Shade blinked.

"10,000? Thats a lot..." Shade said.'More then i make in a year...' he thought. He walked past his friends. Zim went to follow but Nate grabbed his hand.

"Oh, no. Your coming with us." Nate said. Zim punched him in the face making Nate let go.

Zim ran after Shade to catch up. Nate and Derek looked at each other.

"Dude,we gotta get those monies!" Nate said.

"Lets get the prince, and take him home. Shade is not getting that reward!" Derek replied.

"Yeah! We'll be the tallest's favorite, then!" Nate said smiling.

"I know! I'm so smart!" Derek said cheering.

"Come on lets go." Nate said walking after the prince.

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Zim sighed and looked around. They were getting closer to the palace.

"I wonder how dad will react when he sees me..." Zim said.

"I'm sure he'll be glade to have you home. I know I'll be happy to my house to my self again." Shade said. Zim glared.

"Hey dont blame me! It was your fault! If you hadnt have came over my father and I wouldnt have gotten into a fight!" Zim growled.

Shade smirked. Zim sighed again. Zim saw the palace and frowned. Shade looked around.'10,000 monies... I could finally buy that ship I've been saving up for...' Shade looked at Zim then at the palace. 'He did run away... and tallest Red would expect me to bring him back if I knew where he was... But, if I turn him in, just to get the monies... Zim might be hurt that i betrayed him... Wait! Grr! Scince when do I care what he thinks? I'm getting that reward!' Shade grabbed Zims hood and pulled the cloak off. Zim froze.

"What are you doing?" he asked, as Shade grabbed his arm. The dark-gray eyed irken didnt answer instead he dragged Zim to the door. Zim froze and tried to pull away."Let go! You bastard! You just want the reward! Let go!" Zim yelled. Shade shook his head. He looked at Zim, he smirked when he saw hurt and confusion in his eyes.

"Did you think that kiss meant something? Haha! It was nothing. I was just bord." Shade said. Zim's eyes widened and he looked away. Shade laughed again. He knocked on the door. There was hurried footsteps and the door opened. Red looked out. He sighed in relief when he saw Shade.

"Let go you fucking bastard!" Zim yelled he ripped his hand away from Shade.

"Zim!" Red said he pulled the princed into a hug. Zim hugged back then pulled away he looked at Shade, he felt his eyes taer up but forced himself to not cry. "Invader Shade! Thank you so much for bringing him home!" Red said.

"Your welcome, my Tallest." Shade said. he looked at Zim then back at Red.

"Stay here, I'll be back with your reward." Red left. Zim Looked at Shade. Shade leaned against the doorframe and smiled. Zim ran past him. Shade grabbed his wrist as Zim passed him and pulled him back twisting the princes wrist slightly. Zim gave a small cry of pain. Shade smile widened showing his sharp fangs and pointed teeth. He gave a small laugh as he saw the pain in Zim's blood red eyes.

Zim jerked a away and held his wrist. He backed up when he saw the sadistic smile on Shade's face. Shade stopped smiling when Red came in.

"Heres your reward." He said handing the monies to Shade.

"Thank you, my tallest." Shade said. He smiled at Zim befor turning and leaving. Zim turned and ran up stairs, holding onto hir hurt wrist.

~~~La La la la la la la la~~~~

Me- FINALLY! After a month its done!

Zim- WHAT THE HELL!

Me- Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that Shade is a evil sadist irken. X3 Oh and has fangs. And pointy teeth!

Shade-*Smiles sadistic smile* Yep! And thats why Irk loves me! Hey! Hey! Question!

Me- Yes?

Shade- am I a vamp or do I just have fangs?

Me-Hmmm... I'll let the reviewers decide.

Shade- AWW! I wanna be a vamp!

Zim- HELL NO! I AM NOT HAVING MY BLOOD SUCKED IN THIS STORY!

Me- SHUT UP!

Shade- PLZ LET ME BE A VAMP! Who ever says yes get a gir plushie, a yaoi pic and a GIANT cookie!

Me- R&R!

Shade-Bye!

Zim-I HATE YOU SO MUCH!