The Horde approached as the noisy lift made it's way up to the roof. The Senshi Scouts opened fire and Sailor Jupiter threw a pipebomb at them. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" she yelled as the pipebomb started beeping and attracting zombies around it. It then exploded killing all the zombies around it. Sailor Jupiter gave a chuckle and carried on but she was grabbed by a Smoker. "N.N.N. !" she yelled as she was pulled away. Sailor Saturn quickly turned around and shot at the Smoker. "Killed it" she smiled as the Smoker fell dead and Sailor Jupiter was free again. "Great Shot!" complimented Sailor Neptune.

The Senshis continued into the warehouse building. There they stumbled across another with. Sailor Jupiter snorted and carefully approached the Witch ready to Cr0wn her with her Auto Shotgun.

"No!" said Sailor Pluto "Makoto, she will incap you!" Sailor Jupiter retorted "She'll drop dead before she can even kill me!" and she opened fire. But she failed to Cr0wn the Witch and the Witch incapacitated her.
"I'M DOWN" yelled Sailor Jupiter as she fell down to the ground. Sailor Saturn delivered the final shot and Sailor Pluto got her up. "Listen Makoto" she said sternly "Do not try to kill a Witch at close range, she is dangerous as hell"

"Sorry" said Sailor Jupiter as she healed herself. Then they carried on towards a room with a manhole for the sewers. "I hate Sewers" grumbled Sailor Jupiter.

The room was dim lighted and the gunshots briefly illuminated the room. Sailor Jupiter heard the sound of a Hunter. "I hear a Hunter!" she said "Come on out wussy!" and she looked around carefully to locate the Hunter, but it then pounced Sailor Neptune.

"GET IT OFF!" yelled Sailor Neptune but Sailor Jupiter sorted the situation out. The Hunter was killed in no time. The Senshi Scouts opened up the manhole.

"This is not going to be sanitary" said Sailor Saturn as she jumped into the Sewers, along with the other Senshis. Then as they got into another tunnel. Sailor Saturn heard another Tank. "How does that fit in there?" she pondered but then threw a Molotov. The Tank Raged towards them. "TANK!" yelled Sailor Pluto as they opened fire. But she accidentally hit Sailor Saturn "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING!" yelled Sailor Saturn. The Tank was soon dead.

The Senshi Scouts climbed out of the sewers and in front of them was Mercy Hospital. "Mercy Hospital!" said Sailor Saturn "We made it!"

"I hate Hospitals!" grunted Sailor Jupiter "And Doctors, and Lawyers and Cops"

Nobody really heard her as they entered the Saferoom of Mercy Hospital. Sailor Neptune closed the door "Sweet!" she cheered.

"I hate Hospitals" grunted Sailor Jupiter as she healed herself up. The other Senshis began to hear her grumbles. Though they said noting as Sailor Neptune opened the Saferoom door and carried on through Mercy Hospital. To their horror, there was infected Hospital Patients, Doctors, Nurses and Paramedics who did not understand anything about the Green Flu. "Holy shit!" groaned Sailor Saturn as some infected patients approached. Sailor Jupiter shot it down and it fell on it's stomach. Sailor Jupiter Stared at the dead zombie's arse.

"Whoa" said Sailor Jupiter "Those gowns seem to reveal their arses, where are their pants anyway?" Sailor Jupiter shot another Patient's arse and it fell down. She gave a chortle. "Arses...bums...bottoms...buttocks...Shit, I like 'em all"

But then she was vomited on by a Boomer. "AAAAAARGH!" she Cried "THIS IS GROSS!" and the infected went full force towards her. Sailor Saturn killed the Boomer but it exploded on Sailor Neptune as well "AAAAAAAAAARGH...URRGH...ARGH!" groaned Sailor Neptune as she was knocked back by the Boomer's explosion. The infected hoarded around them until the bile effect wore off and the Senshis carried on. Sailor Jupiter was still suspicious about the zombie arses.

They soon reached the lift. Luckily, it was still in operation. "The lift is still working" Said Sailor Saturn. They did not know that they were actually in the area where the infection first started to spread. There was a dead man in the Biohazard room, presumed to be the original victim of the Green Flu. His back story is unknown, no time to hazard a guess.

Sailor Pluto hit the button to call the lift down. The horde was alerted. "Here they COME!" yelled Sailor Pluto as the first of the hordes arrived, but Sailor Jupiter accidentally shot her "AH! KNOCK IT OFF!" yelled Sailor Pluto. She carried on killing as the lift descended.

A Hunter sneaked up and pounced Sailor Pluto but Sailor Saturn saw to it. "Killed It!" she said proudly. "Nice shot" replied Sailor Jupiter as she reloaded her auto shotgun. The zombies hoarded around but there was something bad. A Smoker grabbed Sailor Saturn and pulled her away into a horde of zombies. "NOO NOOOO!" yelled Sailor Saturn as she was pulled away. But then a Hunter pounced on her and incapacitated her. "JESUS, I'M DOWN!" she yelled as the Hunter shredded her and the horde mobbed her.

Sailor Jupiter and Pluto saw to it killing the Smoker, Hunter and the infected surrounding her. Sailor Neptune helped Sailor Saturn up. "Are you okay?" she asked "I'll be fine" replied Sailor Saturn as she was helped up. Sailor Saturn got back up. "Hold on" said Sailor Pluto "Lemme patch you up" as she healed Sailor Saturn. Sailor Saturn sighed with satisfaction and the Senshi Scouts headed into the lift. "I hate elevators" grunted Sailor Jupiter as the lift ascended.

"Makoto" asked Sailor Pluto "Is there anything you don't hate?"

"You know what I don't hate" replied Sailor Jupiter "I don't hate serafuku!"

The lift got up to the 28th floor. It was a part of the hospital that was still under construction when the infection hit. Mercy Hospital had 30 floors. But 2 of them on the top were still under construction. The Senshi Scouts got out of the lift and through the construction site. Then to their horror, a Tank appeared! "TAAAAAAAAAAAANK!" yelled Sailor Saturn but the Tank punched her back and she fell onto the ledge clinging on. "I NEED SOME HELP!" she yelled as she began to cling onto the ledge. The other Senshis were still fighting the Tank. But he was soon dead.

Sailor Pluto headed over "Hotaru what got you into this mess?" she asked "Okay, grab my hand, you are not gonna fall" Sailor Saturn was helped back up. "Thanks Setsuna" she said as she carried on. But then she was accidentally shot by Sailor Neptune. "MICHURU!" she yelled. But then she shoved back a Boomer from the ledge. He fell down all the way to the street.

The Senshi Scouts continued their way to the saferoom. Sailor Saturn was the first to enter. "Come on!" she called "Everybody inside! INSIDE!" and Sailor Pluto closed the door. "Yes!" she cheered.

The Senshis were nearing the roof of Mercy Hospital. All they had to do was get up their and alert the News Chopper 5 pilot. Sailor Saturn opened the saferoom door and carried on through the construction site of a hospital ward. Then she heard the sounds of the Pilot.

"Mercy Hospital, can anyone hear me? Anyone? Respond if anyone is here? News Chopper 5 out!"

"That sounds like the Chopper Pilot!" said Sailor Saturn "We are nearly out of here!"

"Thank God!" said Sailor Jupiter "I am already getting sick of this dump!"

Sailor Saturn answered the radio.

"You made it" said the Chopper Pilot "All you need to do is hold out until I get there. But first you should prepare. There should be a mounted gun and other supplies to help you hold out until I get there. No way I can land unless YOU are ready. Call me back once you're prepared. News Chopper 5 out."

The Senshi Scouts prepared for the battle and Sailor Saturn called back.

"Ok I am on my way" said the Chopper Pilot "ETA 15 Minutes, just hang in there! News Chopper 5 out" and with that, the horde approached them. "Here they come!" said Sailor Saturn and got ready with the minigun. The horde arrived and Sailor Saturn fired the Minigun.

The Zombie hordes kept coming as the Senshis battled them waiting for their escape vehicle. Then the first Tank arrived. "TAAAAAAAAANK!" yelled Sailor Saturn and threw a Molotov at him, then pounded him with the Minigun. The Tank was dead in no time at all. The Chopper Pilot gave an update. "Mercy Hospital! I won't be long! ETA 5 Minutes! News Chopper 5 out!"

Then the next horde arrived. Sailor Saturn got ready with the Minigun and copied what the pilot said "The Chopper should not be long now!" She then fired up the minigun and belted the zombies ferociously with it. Then the Final Tank appeared. "TAAAAAAAAANK!" yelled Sailor Jupiter and threw her Molotov out onto him while Sailor Saturn belted with the Minigun. He was dead in no time.

Then the Chopper arrived. "The Heli is here, lets go!" said Sailor Saturn and headed for the chopper. "To the Chopper, come on move it move it move it!" ordered Sailor Pluto as they approached the Chopper that was ready. "COME ON! GET IN GET IN!" yelled the Pilot. The Senshi Scouts got in and the Chopper flew away around Mercy hospital and out if Fairfield.

Authors Notes:

When Sailor Jupiter was doing her chortle about Arse...bums..et al, it is a reference to the return of the Tourettes Guy with the winner of the Tourettes Guy look a like contest blurting out about testicles. IDK why Valve made the infected patients arses visible. FUN FACT: In the L4D2 version of No Mercy, the exact Same model of patient infected is used.

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