Disclaimer: Me? Own Harry Potter? Are you crazy?
"Wow, I cant believe your living here" Ginny told Hermione as she poked her head in all the cupboard's of Hermione's new apartment.
"I know, its really weird, Living on my own"
"I think me and Harry are going to move in together" Ginny stated throwing herself on the bed.
"You think?" Hermione asked sitting beside her.
"Well, we haven't discussed it but I have decided myself"
Hermione raised her eyebrows " And Harry doesn't get a say in this?"
"Nope. That's what I've decided. Harry is a git and wont decide anything about our relationship so I am going to tell him we are getting an apartment"
Hermione sighed "What are you like Ginny Weasley"
"So, thought about a career yet?" Ginny asked changing the subject.
"Yes. I think I'm going to be a healer"
"Really? What made you come to that conclusion" Ginny said while she rummaged through the bedside table.
"You are so nosey" Hermione said rolling her eyes "Anyway, I guess during the horcrux hunt I got alot of practice healing injuries "
Ginny smiled "Well, I think you'll be a great healer"
"Where are you guys?" A voice sounding like Harry's said from the other room.
"In here" Hermione shouted back and Ron and Harry came into the bedroom.
"We have to go back to work" Ron told them.
"I thought you were off tonight" Ginny said skeptically.
"We were but we just got a call saying we are needed"
"Fine" Ginny grumped and stood up to give Harry a peck on the cheek "I'll see you later"
"See you tonight Mione" Ron said giving her a kiss on the lips.
"Big shot" Harry whispered to Ron and they left with a "pop"
"Know what I'm thinking Mione?" Ginny smirked
"What now?"
"Girls night in" Ginny said " with firewhisky"
"Ginny! You know I dont like drinking" Hermione sighed walking out the bedroom into the living room.
"What about last summer when.."
"Ginny, we had just defeated Voldemort. I think that was a good excuse"
"For you to almost give my Dad a strip dance?"
Hermione covered her face with her hands "Dont remind me"
Ginny laughed "Come on, It wasn't that bad. I'm sure Ron enjoyed it"
"GINNY!"
"Ok, Ok, I'll stop"
"I'll have one but that's all" Hermione told her while sitting herself on the couch.
"Thats what you said last time" Ginny muttered under her breath.
"What's that Ginny?"
"Nothing, Mione. I'm just going to get everything ready" Ginny said holding in a smirk with all her might.
Ten minuted later Ginny came into the living room with a huge quilt in one hand, a packet of crisps in her mouth and a bottle of firewhisky in the other hand.
"Time for some fun" She said throwing the quilt over Hermione and herself on the sofa.
"Where are the glasses?" Hermione asked
Ginny rolled her eyes " Lighten up Mione, we have a bottle and two mouth's. What more do we need?"
Hermione giggled "Your right Gin. I'll be 20 in a few months, and it's only a one off"
"That's the Hermione I occasionally see"
Hermione scowled "Very funny Ginny, very funny"
"So, I guess I'll take the first drink" She said lifting up the bottle "To Harry, who I love very much even though he is having trouble talking about our relationship"
Hermione took the bottle and said "To Ron who I love very much even though...though...I dont have any problems at the moment"
"Lucky cow" Ginny said taking the firewhisky from Hermione and taking a sip.
... Many sips later ...
"Mione, we should play truth or dare" Ginny giggled to Hermione who was laughing uncontrolbly.
"Ooookkk Ginny Weeesley" Hermione said then began to giggle again "Weeeasley, thats a funny name"
"Because its like a Weasel" Ginny said and began joining Hermione who was now in hysterics on the floor.
"Sooo, Truth or Dare, Mione?"
"Er...Truth" Hermione said regaining what she could of her posture.
Ginny giggled and took another sip of firewhisky "What have you and Ron DONE?"
"Rooooonn, he is such funny little man" Hermione sighed and then after staring at the celing dreamily for a minute replied " We have done everything"
"Everything" Ginny hiccuped.
"Yeesssss"
"Even...the S word" Ginny asked while poking Crookshanks repeatedly on the head.
"Yes and it was very uncomfortable at first but then all the times after that were alot better" Hermione chuckled and Ginny let out a long "Ewwwwwwwwwww"
"So Ginervaaa, Truth or dare?"
Ginny giggled " Truth"
Hermione smirked as she took another wallop firewhisky "Are you still a virgin?"
Ginny's giggle's stopped " Yeees but believe me, we have done ALOT more things than the P word"
"You mean the S word"
"Gees, I'm not a mathematician Mione" Ginny said manicly.
Hermione chuckled "I pick dare"
"I dare you to strip down to your underwear and when Ron comes in the door which should be soon, give him a little dance" Ginny laughed slyly.
"But Harry will be there too, I dont want him to see me" Hermione moaned
"Too bad, you have to do it" Ginny giggled and fell off the sofa onto the floor again.
"Truth or Dare Gin?"
"Dare"
"I dare you to do it with me"
"Nooooooo, Damn you Hermione Jean Granger"
Hermione laughed "Dont messs with meee" she said while pulling her clothes off.
"Fine" Ginny scowled and pulled her clothes off too.
Suddenly there were voices in the hall "Ginny will have stayed, they'll have watched some chick-flick or something"
"Yeah, your right. Probely sleeping right now" Ron's voice said.
"Ready steady GO" Ginny shouted to Hermione and when the boys walked in the door they both started dancing infront of them.
Ginny was shouting "Harry, Harry, I am dancing" and Hermione was singing something that sounded like a version of "Jingle Bells" rather terribly.
"You think there drunk?" Ron laughed.
"Does that awnser your question?" Harry said pointing at the girls who were now both on the ground with their eyes shut.
"Think we should move them?"
"Nah, Let them suffer the consquences on their own" Harry said " Mind if I stay here tonight?"
"Not at all, I'm just a bit scarred of what they'll be like in the morning"
Harry laughed "Believe me, that will not be a pretty sight"
A/N: Ok, I hope you enjoyed it! I think I rushed through the drunkness a bit...anyway thanks to everyone that reviewed before:
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Next chapter will be when they wake up!! It will be a lot shorter.