Crossover Adventures 3: Kano the Pokemon Master

Hi everyone~~ So I was playing Blaze Black version of Pokemon when I inspiration for my next chapter hit me. I don't know, but Kano as a Pokemon trainer in Unova, I could literally already see him laughing with his partner Zorua as he just lays waste to the canon of this.

Now this oneshot takes place a little after N takes Touko to the Ferriswheel but before he reveals that he's the King of Team Plasma. Basically it's in-between the battle. However, this isn't Touko's first encounter with Kano since he shown up at random places before (after the Dream Mist incident, right before Burgh shows up to help get the Dragon Skull back and at the Desert Resort with a pair of Go-Goggles) not to mention, she was tricked into helping navigate around Castelia. Basically, he's a wandering Master and he's having too much fun messing around with Touko, Cheren, Bianca and Touya so he's constantly hanging around them. The catch is just that they have no idea that Kano is using them for entertainment~~

I actually had a lot of fun thinking about this since Kano is such a flexible character. So I hope you guys enjoy this~~

(Alternately titled: Too Lazy to make an ORAS oneshot)

Disclaimer: Nope, me no owny~~

Oh and this isn't too important, but Kano's team consists of: Lv 25 Zorua

: Lv 50 Dragonair

: Lv 60 Houndoom

: Lv 61 Honchkrow

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A certain hooded figure with a beautiful baby Zorua strolled calmly through Nimbasa Park, observing the atmosphere with a lazy smile upon his visage. His shaggy blonde hair rustled in the slight wind as the tweeting Pidove flew about in the bright sky. Many kids were at the park it seemed, mothers held onto their kids to ensure they didn't get lost, kids chased after their parents or siblings Pokemon laughing happily. A small keen brought Kano out of his reverie as he turned his attention to his black and red companion.

"Ah, Zorua, did you see our little chess piece anywhere?"

The fox-like Pokemon rolled it's piercing blue eyes and jumped off of its trainer's hood running into the distance quickly.

The blonde master scratched behind his neck before sighing, "Perhaps, I shouldn't have made her regimen Speed and Special Attack after all."

His bright cat-like eyes looked up to see his companion disappear into the thick crowd, "Ah! Zorua dear, wait up~"

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Touko couldn't believe it. Just when she was beginning to trust him, N goes and reveals this. Him. King of that filthy Team Plasma.

She frowned and snarled at the softly smiling king, "So what now," she growled. "Are you gonna arrest me and my friends and steal our Pokemon like you did all those innocent people?!"

The gentle man spoke in an almost regretful voice, "Unfortunately, I was just about to ask if you knew of the prophecies, but in your state, it's obvious that you're in no state to listen. Whatever Team Plasma does, it's for the betterment of the Pokemon race. But you wouldn't know that yet, would you, Touko?"

The brunette scowled, "The betterment of the Pokemon race? Do you even hear yourself you hypocrite?! Your grunts force Pokemon to battle! They kick and beat them mercilessly and treat them like objects in a game or something! And here, you, of all people, the guy who says that Pokemon are his friends, is just gonna sit back and watch as this all happens?! Not on your life, N."

The green haired leader frowned slightly at the revelation but was steadfast none-the-less, "Do you truly wish to stand in the way of my Ideals, Touko?"

The blue-eyed beauty adopted a look of absolute determination, "Of course. I'd like to see you stop me."

The two trainers were just about ready to call the names of their Pokemon onto the field when a little girl with long, flowing blonde, almost white hair ran onto the field. Her large pink eyes looked at Touko and then at N before she squealed slightly and ran towards N happily. The king was caught off-guard briefly but upon spotting the tell-tale black and red tail, he smiled and opened his hands to embrace the 'lost' Zorua.

"Hello there little one, are you lost?"

Touko sweat-dropped dramatically. This guy was just about to battle her for his ideals but a little girl runs onto the field and he's a freaking plushie?

A familiar velvety voice broke her out of her annoyance as she turned her head towards the blonde black and white blur running towards the embracing pair of her rival and the little girl.

"Karakusa Marry, you get back here right now!"

Kano whizzed past her as well and the blonde girl yipped before turning back into a Zorua in a small black light and jumping into its trainer's hands. The blonde dark type trainer sighed before softly chastising the baby Pokemon for running off into a crowd.

N and Touko looked on in awe at the display in front of the both at a lost at what to do.

"Umm… Kano?"

The blonde put his companion back onto his shoulder before glancing at Touko with a small smirk on his face, "How can I help you White?"

The brunette rolled her eyes at Kano's nickname for her before gesturing between herself and N, "We were kinda in the middle of a battle, here."

Kano smiled, "Huh, oh well continue, continue, don't mind me at all~"

This time N spoke up, "Umm, I sorry Mister Kano, but you're in the middle of the field."

Kano opened his eyes and looked around, "My, my, Zorua interrupted a pretty heated argument didn't she? Ah well, confrontation solves nothing ya know? You guys should just kiss and make up anyways, this isn't healthy~"

Touko sighed and glared at Kano, "Would ya get lost already? If you wanna bother someone, go bother my brother, he's with Bianca in the Musical okay?"

Realisation flashed briefly in his narrow eyes as he hit a palm to his forehead and laughed haphazardly, "That's right! Touya owes us 25 grand for that last bet! Come on Z, we're going to play dress-up!~"

With a flash of bright crimson eyes and a bright white light, the mysterious blonde was gone, his chuckles ringing in the air.

Touko glanced at N before smirking, "Now that he's out of the way, let's get this started!"

Once again, a familiar voice stopped the proceedings. Her brother and best friends were running towards her with excited faces and large smiles.

Cheren stopped first with Bianca and Touya behind him. "Touko-chan, Cheren and Touya won free tickets to the Baseball Game, let's go!"

Touko looked panicked, "Eh, but, N and I…"

Touya interjected immediately, "N isn't coming. Now stop blabbing and let's go, I wanna get good seats."

The brunette found herself being dragged away by her friends as they argued about where the best place to sit would be while she was still trying to tell them that Team Plasma was in Nimbasa City.

N looked on, an expression of disbelief and surprise etched across his usually peaceful face.

"Ta-ta Touko~ Hopefully we'll see each other soon~"

The prince found himself jumping out of his skin as the blonde haired man was now next to him waving with his partner. When the four friends were no more than a speck on the horizon, crimson eyes dangerously glinting in the light of the setting sun turned to face N.

"Now then, it would seem my entertainment needs a tune up. Wouldn't you say so, Houndoom?"

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That was arguably the strangest piece of crack I've ever written.

I honestly had absolutely no idea where this was going so I put my playlist on and wrote this while listening to kradness, KanzeitaiCell, Itou Kashitarou and Glutamine. Meh, Shuuya is an enigma so things like this happen a lot.

I don't even know how to feel about this… just… review, favourite, follow or whatever and this Tenshi will update later or something…

-Eren…