Week 3 : Character Death
Once when big yellow vampire is forgetting who is him, he go for walk in the no-clothes. He find self at the house of tiny blonde lady with pants of very short and him she say "Eric I am Sookie!" He not has a big understanding of talk English ahem so he thinks she yearns for gracious plenty in his not-wearing-now pants for go into her mouth. He fastly do this. Suddenly Sookie are very quite surprised!
And then they have many sexes and adventures sometimes with two or three times danube in them. Also danger from witches, and dogmans, and other bad things. Vampire Viking of Forget and tiny lady are always lustfully.
After there is a big battle of scarry, and loud noises, and very bad smells of stinkful go-away. And some Elvis. Too much adventures and not enough sexing for Vampire and tiny girl so she take home her car and he.
In the home kitchen is sleazy Debbie with more noise and stink of yelling and wet dog. Also she have gun. Also Sookie has and madly she BOOM the gun.
Debbie is explode with guts – EWWWW!
Sookie is explode with joyfully – HOORAY!
Eric Forgetman is explode with dinner – BURRRRP!