Sorry it's kinda late at night. I was driving all day... *die.* Hehe, I realized Arthur never found out about this... I don't think he did.
Word: Osculate
"Merlin, sharpen my sword." Arthur demanded as soon as Merlin walked in the room. Arthur was lounging in a chair with his feet on the table, reading a letter.
"Good morning to you too," Merlin replied, setting the laundry down, "Can't you sharpen your own sword?"
"Yes." Arthur took his feet off the table and set the letter down.
"Then why don't you do it yourself?" Merlin then proceeded to put all of Arthur's clothes away, making an absurd amount of noise for the simple activity.
"Because I am the Prince!" Arthur said proudly, he then added, "I ordered you-"
"Demanded in your loud Pratish voice you mean?" Arthur ignored him.
"-to sharpen my sword!"
"Yes, but I'm an all-powerful sorcerer who can…" Merlin mumbled to himself.
"What was that?"
"I said 'Yes, but I'm a lot more awesome than you.'" Merlin replied smirking.
"No you're not." Arthur denied, as he stood, grabbing the sword. He pointed it at Merlin, still sheathed.
"How would you know?" Merlin asked, laughing.
"I know you! You've been my manservant for what? Four years? I bet you don't have one secret I don't know!" Arthur didn't know the irony that he spoke… or that Merlin was laughing hysterically in his mind. Arthur turned to put the sword back down.
"Yes, but I bet you didn't know that I osculated Gwen before you!" Merlin replied hotly. Arthur quickly faced Merlin, glaring.
"What?" He asked, almost a scream. If looks could kill, Merlin would be dead ten times over. Funny enough Merlin could kill someone just by his eyes turning gold...
"Osculate means to kiss, Arthur." Merlin stated like he was speaking to a young child.
"I know that! But, you kissed Gwen?"
"Well Gwen kissed me actually." Arthur's eyebrows rose, "Is it really that surprising?" Arthur was silent, and Merlin thought for a second. "Well, it was kind of weird actually. Because only a minute before she had been hugging Gaius…" Arthur really didn't want to know.
Tada! The END! Thank you if you reviewed! :D