Temari screamed in embarrassment. She got off the bidet and pulled her underwear up and her nasty pants and ran through the halls crying, screaming, and of course, farting. It was amazing that that much red dust was being expelled from her stupid stink hole. You could swear that No Such Thing by John Mayer was playing as Temari ran through the halls and she finally went outside and saw the rain falling.

"I FARTED IN CLASS!" screamed Temari so loudly that it made the screen shake. She ran into Tayuya, farting so loudly that she fell over.

Tayuya looked at Temari and said, "Watch where you're going, trash."

Oh, hell no. Temari was gonna going to tolerate this ho and she took out her Pokeball. "Go, Mr. Mime!" She said and clapped her ashy hands together that made a sound identical to when you close a refrigerator.

Tayuya took a step back and said, "Make one wrong move, nigga, and I'll shoot you." She took out a Beretta M92 and pointed it at Temari. Mr. Mime used light screen and then hit Tayuya's smelly ass with psychic, blasting her off all the way to who knows where. Maybe Minneapolis, maybe Algeria. Maybe even Peru. The gun came flying down and she caught it and put it in her Michael Kors purse. The purse looked like something you would expect a Canadian actress to have as an accessory in a silent film that was recorded in Indonesia with a herd of rhinoceros taking a shit in the pond in the background.

"I'ma kill that bitch one day," promised Temari as she finally decided to go home. Actually, she needed to go back to class because they were having an interesting lecture in her other favorite class, How Okra Was Used in the Realm of the Korikage. The Korikage was the ruler of the land of ice and some of them were very interesting. For example, the Korikage in 1834, Ichijiku Natsuya, was supposedly very famous for being able to make tea without using tea leaves. He would use bark from an oak tree, cinnamon, the leaves from an exotic grape, old squash peelings, cabbage, and something very special, and boil it for three months over a fire you constantly had to supply heat to or it would be ruined and apparently, he would use a special Jutsu that made your kids have wacky hair colors, which was the reason why a lot of the people nowadays didn't have black hair. Come to find out, after 31 years of research, they found out that the special ingredient was okra and that he obtained it when he was in India to watch a snake charming competition.

Temari was then listening to the lecture about how in 1908 the Korikage, whose name was Matsuzaki Shinkoro, used okra as a sacrifice to the Hokage to not expel his 12-year-old daughter who got pregnant from someone who couldn't even tie his shoes. The Hokage agreed and said that the okra would be used as a peace offering if the Korikage could supply ice cubes to their beer for at least two weeks. The Korikage said hell yes, and that solved it.

Temari got out two hot Cheetos because she was tired of lecture by that nigga Hagane Kotetsu. His bandage was really getting on Temari's nerves and she wanted to go to sleep. She ate the Cheetos and was happy at how awesome they felt inside of her body.

Temari began to moan again. Oh, no...no...please don't let it happen again!

PHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT! Temari let out a fart that was so loud that you could've sworn that a chainsaw motor was right next to your ear. It scared Kotetsu so badly that he fell out of his chair and then got up and looked at Temari whose face was now red with embarrassment.

"TEMARI!" He shouted as he pointed his nasty finger at her. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"NIGGA, SHUT UP!" she demanded as she got up and walked over to the Chūnin and belched into his face. "GET THAT STUPID BANDAGE OFF YOUR FACE!" She ripped it off and then punched him in the face. Just as she was leaving, she felt that thing in her stomach again and farted while leaning against her desk, her ass pointing to Shino.

"Ew." said Shino, but then he began to cough violently when the red dust began to fill the room. Temari grabbed Shino's desk with him in it and threw it out the window, causing the freaky male ninja to scream like the time Oprah realized that they were out of boiled shrimp at the Mexican buffet.

Temari jumped out of the window into the pouring rain and began to cry as she went back home.