A/N: Yeah, the quality sucks kinda ^^; I just got new glasses and they're giving me a headache so staring at the screen made it even worse, which made it harder to write...

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"Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase, Kid…"
"No."
"Pretty please! Look at him, he's sooo cute~"
"He only has a spot on his left ear, not the right. He's asymmetrical scum, there's no way in hell I'm letting you adopt him. Come on, we'll find another."

The scythe pouted, cuddling the puppy he was begging the OCD reaper to let him adopt closer to his chest.

"No, I want this one~"
"'I want' never gets, Soul. Put him down, or I won't let you get one at all."
"Nooooooo…"
"I'm not gonna tell you again."
"Please Kid, the spot's so small, you can barely even see it!"
"I don't have to see it to know it's there! I'm not letting you get that damn animal and that's final!"

Soul looked down at the small black puppy in his arms in defeat, tickling the fluff behind it's ears and staring at the bothersome spot miserably. It was barely even noticeable, just a light brown patch that Kid, being the perfectionist he is, had picked up on immediately.

The animal let out a small whine, and nuzzled it's nose into Soul's shirt. The albino chuckled.

"You like me, don't'cha, little guy~? You wanna come home and live with me and ol' grumpy pants over there~?"

Kid glared, offended.
"I'm not being grumpy! And that damn thing is NOT coming home with us!"

Before Soul could bite back, one of the animal shelter's workers approached them, smiling.
"Anything I can help you guys with~?"
"No, thank you, we're f-"
"Yeah you can!" Soul cut in. "How much for this little guy~?"

The woman chuckled, and stroked the fluffball's head lightly.
"Adoption fees for dogs are £70, and £90 for puppies."

Soul stared at Kid pleadingly, mustering the most irresistible face he could. The shinigami sighed in exasperation, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"How many times do I have to say it? No! He's asymmetrical!"
"So am I, but you still love me~"
"…"

The scythe grinned, happy that he'd managed to win the argument. Turning back to the worker, he handed over a $100 bill.
"We'll take him, please~"
"Okay~ If you could just fill in these papers, you can take him home today~"

Reaching into her pocket, she pulled out a form and a pen, and handed them over to the albino, who smiled warmly at his lover.

"Hold the puppy for me while I fill this in~"

Kid groaned, but did as he was told. Scrutinising the dog carefully, he let out an annoyed noise. It was completely symmetrical aside from that damned spot! He rubbed it angrily, as if it would suddenly vanish, and to his surprise, it did slightly. Again he repeated the action, until it was almost completely gone.

His yellow eyes widened, and he held the animal up to the light, beaming. It had been nothing but dust stuck to it's fur! To think, he had nearly let such a symmetrical marvel slip through his fingers.

"YOU ARE AMAZING~~ SUCH WONDEROUS BEAUTY ON BOTH SIDES! YOU ARE TRULY A MIRACLE~~"

Pausing for a second as he filled out the form, Soul watched with a mixture of both amusement and confusion etched across his face as his lover cuddled the freaked-out-looking puppy close, muttering strange nonsensical words about perfection and beauty.