Hehe. Sorry I haven't updated sooner… but I've been busy.

This chapter is dedicated to Ben-whore (an in-joke don't worry about it)

Disclaimer: I still don't own Harry Potter or any of J.K's characters, sadly.

"Mobilicorpus." He whispered and manoeuvred Potter into the cupboard and out of sight. Then he followed the body in.
Severus looked down on the unconscious Potter with glee. He took off the shimmering cloak and put it down on the grimy floor. He didn't have much time. He had three hours tops. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the hip flask containing the potion that he adored so much. Severus leant forward and tugged few hairs from Potter's head. He only needed one, but it was a bit of the revenge for the many times Potter, or one of his friends, had publicly humiliated him.

He added one hair to his flask, and shoved the others in his pocket. Then he decided against it and hid them under Potter's cloak. He took a swig of the potion and began to feel his lanky, white arms becoming muscular, and tanned, his vision becoming worse, and his hair becoming shorter and scruffy. He picked up Potter's glasses and the transformation was complete.

He returned his treasured flask to his pocket, turned the knob on the door and began walking down the corridor with a slight swagger. He knew Lily was coming out of Charms revision classes now. He had 'found' a copy of her timetable in Potter's cloak. He was almost at her classroom when Potter's friends, Lupin, Pettigrew and the blood traitor; Black interrupted his mission.

"James, why the hell are you wearing Slytherin robes, and where were you last lesson?" Asked the smart-alec, Lupin.

"I am?" He looked down and cursed himself for not remembering to change. "Oh shit!"

"Well, we all know you love your girls, but which Slytherin caught your eye today? I don't honestly care as long as it isn't one of my relations!" Black smirked. Little did Black know that he had just saved Severus.

"Thank god! They've all jumped to that conclusion." Thought Severus, thankfully.

"Err, well, we had quite a bit of Firewhisky…" He began, slowly.

"They're buying it!"

"…we didn't do much getting to know each other, put it that way."

"Eurgh! You're such a man-whore!" Gasped Pettigrew, in an uncharacteristic female voice.

"Hehe. Good on you mate. Got in there eh!" Chuckled Black.

"Lily won't be happy." Stated the quiet Lupin after a few minutes of silence.

Then he realised. All the time he had spent talking to these idiots, the potion was wearing off. He had to go and find Lily. And he had to do it fast.

"What's the password to the common room again?" Severus asked.

"Peanut butter and jelly. The fat lady has been using American phrases a lot recently hasn't she?" Pettigrew replied, but Severus was already halfway up the corridor to the Gryffindor common room.

He ran as fast as his legs could carry him up the winding staircase and had to stop to catch his breath at the portrait hole before he gasped the password and ran into Potter's dormitory. He looked around. He found the chest of drawers that belonged to Potter and pulled on his spare set of robes over Severus' own. He regained his breath and smiled. Here was his chance. He strutted down the dormitory stairs.

"Why did he have to put me on this mission? The girl I love. Lily Evans. The insufferable, mud-blood, Gryffindor know-it-all. Lily Evans. The beautiful, innocent girl I have watched from afar for months. Why her?" He thought angrily.

He stopped at the bottom of the stairs. He saw a girl with long, ginger hair and vivid green eyes staring at him intently. He walked over to her and wrapped his arms around her from behind.

"Don't ask me how or why, Lily. He wants to see you. You must come quietly or I will have to hurt you." Severus whispered from behind Potter's sky blue eyes.

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