Authors notes: Am I losing my touch? I still think it's funny? And this at
least involves green tights o_O…
Crawford woke up to his well earned day off. He had already made sure to keep the madman locked up tight. And Nagi was stuck at his computer since Brad had given him limited chances to be online and this was the day he gave him permission. Schuldig on the other hand had been sent out the previous night to go party. Giving him hours to himself.
Everything was planned.
Crawford got out of his bed and started to go down the stairs. He remembered that Farfarello had gotten out of his straitjacket a week before and waken Nagi up. It had been a mad scene, that is until Schuldig had mentally knocked him out. Crawford decided to listen at the door to see that he still was in there. A very familiar sound made him easy…
Farfarello – Hurt god… make god suffer… Oh pretty knife… o_O Crawford? I want my knife.
But Brad was heading towards the stairs again. Farf got mad…
Farfarello – CRAWFORD!!! I NEED MY KNIFE!!! … CRAWFORD?!!!!!
Downstairs the cries died down and he replaced it with music. Britney Spears to be exact.
Crawford – Ah… sweet.
Schuldig – Good morning!
He walkes by the very surprised precog *who should have seen this coming*. Crawford only manages to make a little sound that resembles "but" if you know to listen after it.
Schuldig – What was that?
Crawford – I said "but" and what I wanted to ask was: What are you doing here?
Schuldig – I live here?… Or what?
Crawford – I mean that you should be somewhat dead in your bed with one hell of a hangover.
Schuldig – Oh… that.
Crawford – Yes that! Weren't you out yesterday?
Schuldig – No… Was I supposed to be?
Crawford – YES!!! I was supposed to have a quiet day off and you are supposed to feel really sick and not bother me.
Schuldig – Well…sorry. That was not really what I had in mind. Oh and by the way, I let farf out. He wanted his knives. That was okey, right!
As these words come out of his mouth a gun is pointed to his head.
Crawford – What do you think?
Schuldig - I guess not.
Crawford – And where is the knife-licking psyko now?
Schuldig – Well…
Farfarello – Here I am! And I brought Leprechaun-boy with me.
Nagi – (dressed all in green tights) Help me… please!
Schuldig – I think you're cute so… NO!
Crawford – (to Schu) I hope you're happy now?!!
Farfarello – I know let's have a fun day out!
Crawford – (turns to face Farf) Yes! Why don't you three go for a fun day out.
Schuldig – Yeah right! With that Irish madman. Don't think so.
Crawford – (whispers to Schu) I'll give you anything.
Schuldig – Really?!! *evil grin*
Nagi – HELLO!!!! CAN YOU SAVE ME FROM THE LEPRECHAUN-PSYKO?!!!
Schuldig – All in good time.
Crawford – Well.
Schuldig – Nooo… I don't think so. I don't feel like going anywhere.
Farfarello – Ooh, come on Schu! I really want to go out and hurt god.
Schuldig – You owe me big-time for this! Let's go.
Crawford – You heard him. FOLLOW THAT REDHEAD!!!
Farfarello – YEAY!!!
Nagi – NOOOO!!! Let me go Farf. Help me Crawford! HELP!!!
This is when Crawford gets a vision and in chock grabs Farfarello.
Crawford – You are all staying here!
Farfarello – What… No! IWANNAGOIWANNAGOIWANNAGO!!!!!
Schuldig – What was that?
Crawford – I SAID!, You are all staying here.
Schuldig – I heard that…
Crawford – It's called a change of plans. Got a problem with that?!!
Farfarello – YES!!!
Nagi – Not at all as long as I can get out of this. (points out his illfitting green costume)
Farfarello – No Way leprechaun-boy!!! We are going to have some fun.
Nagi – AAAAHHH!!!!!! HEEELLLP MEEEE!!!!!
Farfarello drags Nagi away with great difficulty because of his ability to move things around.
Crawford – Sorry. I just didn't feel like having the whole world find out about us.
Schuldig – So that's what you saw. You know that if we don't stop Farf, the leprechaun-man, we might have some difficulty keeping ourselves out of the public eye.
Farfarello – LALALALALALA…o_O HEEELP!!!! GET OFF ME!!! NO ONE CAN STOP THE LEPRECHAUN-MAN!!!!
Crawford – WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DON'T MESS WITH ME ON MY DAY OFF!!!!!
(I don't think I'd mind doing that on my day off… how about you?)
Crawford woke up to his well earned day off. He had already made sure to keep the madman locked up tight. And Nagi was stuck at his computer since Brad had given him limited chances to be online and this was the day he gave him permission. Schuldig on the other hand had been sent out the previous night to go party. Giving him hours to himself.
Everything was planned.
Crawford got out of his bed and started to go down the stairs. He remembered that Farfarello had gotten out of his straitjacket a week before and waken Nagi up. It had been a mad scene, that is until Schuldig had mentally knocked him out. Crawford decided to listen at the door to see that he still was in there. A very familiar sound made him easy…
Farfarello – Hurt god… make god suffer… Oh pretty knife… o_O Crawford? I want my knife.
But Brad was heading towards the stairs again. Farf got mad…
Farfarello – CRAWFORD!!! I NEED MY KNIFE!!! … CRAWFORD?!!!!!
Downstairs the cries died down and he replaced it with music. Britney Spears to be exact.
Crawford – Ah… sweet.
Schuldig – Good morning!
He walkes by the very surprised precog *who should have seen this coming*. Crawford only manages to make a little sound that resembles "but" if you know to listen after it.
Schuldig – What was that?
Crawford – I said "but" and what I wanted to ask was: What are you doing here?
Schuldig – I live here?… Or what?
Crawford – I mean that you should be somewhat dead in your bed with one hell of a hangover.
Schuldig – Oh… that.
Crawford – Yes that! Weren't you out yesterday?
Schuldig – No… Was I supposed to be?
Crawford – YES!!! I was supposed to have a quiet day off and you are supposed to feel really sick and not bother me.
Schuldig – Well…sorry. That was not really what I had in mind. Oh and by the way, I let farf out. He wanted his knives. That was okey, right!
As these words come out of his mouth a gun is pointed to his head.
Crawford – What do you think?
Schuldig - I guess not.
Crawford – And where is the knife-licking psyko now?
Schuldig – Well…
Farfarello – Here I am! And I brought Leprechaun-boy with me.
Nagi – (dressed all in green tights) Help me… please!
Schuldig – I think you're cute so… NO!
Crawford – (to Schu) I hope you're happy now?!!
Farfarello – I know let's have a fun day out!
Crawford – (turns to face Farf) Yes! Why don't you three go for a fun day out.
Schuldig – Yeah right! With that Irish madman. Don't think so.
Crawford – (whispers to Schu) I'll give you anything.
Schuldig – Really?!! *evil grin*
Nagi – HELLO!!!! CAN YOU SAVE ME FROM THE LEPRECHAUN-PSYKO?!!!
Schuldig – All in good time.
Crawford – Well.
Schuldig – Nooo… I don't think so. I don't feel like going anywhere.
Farfarello – Ooh, come on Schu! I really want to go out and hurt god.
Schuldig – You owe me big-time for this! Let's go.
Crawford – You heard him. FOLLOW THAT REDHEAD!!!
Farfarello – YEAY!!!
Nagi – NOOOO!!! Let me go Farf. Help me Crawford! HELP!!!
This is when Crawford gets a vision and in chock grabs Farfarello.
Crawford – You are all staying here!
Farfarello – What… No! IWANNAGOIWANNAGOIWANNAGO!!!!!
Schuldig – What was that?
Crawford – I SAID!, You are all staying here.
Schuldig – I heard that…
Crawford – It's called a change of plans. Got a problem with that?!!
Farfarello – YES!!!
Nagi – Not at all as long as I can get out of this. (points out his illfitting green costume)
Farfarello – No Way leprechaun-boy!!! We are going to have some fun.
Nagi – AAAAHHH!!!!!! HEEELLLP MEEEE!!!!!
Farfarello drags Nagi away with great difficulty because of his ability to move things around.
Crawford – Sorry. I just didn't feel like having the whole world find out about us.
Schuldig – So that's what you saw. You know that if we don't stop Farf, the leprechaun-man, we might have some difficulty keeping ourselves out of the public eye.
Farfarello – LALALALALALA…o_O HEEELP!!!! GET OFF ME!!! NO ONE CAN STOP THE LEPRECHAUN-MAN!!!!
Crawford – WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DON'T MESS WITH ME ON MY DAY OFF!!!!!
(I don't think I'd mind doing that on my day off… how about you?)