Title: High School In Konoha
Pairings: NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno, SasuSaku
I'M SO SORRY!! I know I haven't updated or even touched this fic for forever, but school started the tenth. I have so much HW ALREADY!! Plus, I've been REALLY interested in starting new fics. Like Poison, Blood Thirst, Doujutsu, Sleepover, Behind The Action Lies Insanity, You Shouldn't Care, Konoha School Musical, and I Wasn't Lying. I HAD to come back to my good ol' high school ficcie!! Plus, I'll be updating my other stories soon too! Weekend, HOORAY!!
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As you all know, everyone just got to Gym, alright? Ino and Shikamaru became partners, as did Neji and Tenten. Let's just skip Gym, and head on to lunch, which is fifth period.
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Sakura, Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Lee, Neji, and Tenten all sat down at a table immediately because they brought their lunch. Naruto and Hinata were waiting in the lunch line, Hinata was right behind Naruto.
"Oui, Hina-chan, what's up?" Naruto asked her.
"N-not much, Naruto-kun..."
The person in front of Naruto in the lunch line was Kin, and the person behind Hinata was Tayuya. Smirking, Kin pushed Naruto into Hinata and Tayuya pushed Hinata into Naruto.
SMOOCH!!
Kin and Tayuya grinned smirkingly as they got their lunches. "Hey, blondie, white-eye, you can stop kissing and get your lunches now!!" the lunch lady told the two.
Hinata flushed incredibly red, and Naruto's cheeks turned a light shade of pink. "Y-yes, m-miss..." Hinata stuttered as her and Naruto grabbed their lunches from the lunch lady. The two headed over to where the rest of the gang was sitting, and Naruto and Hinata pulled up seats next to each other. Hinata's face was still beet red.
"Oi, Hina-chan, why is your face all red?" Sakura asked.
"S-Saku-chan..." Hinata stuttered.
"Come on Hinata, tell us!!" Tenten asked. "Please?"
"Yeah!!" Ino added. "It can't be that bad!"
Hinata only flushed more. "Okay...well...a-ano, N-Naruto-kun and I..."
Tenten, Sakura, and Ino looked at her with wide eyes. "WHAT!!"
"Well," Hinata continued, "Kin and T-Tayuya pushed us into each other so we were kissing..."
"Heh," Ino started. "Well, Hina-chan, I think Kin and Tayuya did the right thing, pushing Naruto into you!!" With this, Sakura elbowed Ino in the shoulder.
"Shikamaru?" Chouji asked, "can I have your chips?"
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. "Sure, Chouji. Knock yourself out and get even fatter..." When Shikamaru realized what he'd said, he covered his mouth.
"I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED!!!" Chouji hollered so loud that everyone in the cafeteria turned to look at Chouji, who was currently standing on top of the table holding a lunch roll in the air similar to the way the Statue of Liberty holds the torch.
"Chouji!! We don't wanna hear you!!" Ino hollered.
"Eh, sorry Ino-chan..." Chouji sulked and sat back down in his seat.
Ino slightly, VERY SLIGHTLY, flushed. "Eh, Chouji. You're funny, you know that?" Shikamaru flinched slightly at this. Ino thinks Chouji's funny, eh? Hn.
"Hey guys!! Let's play Truth or Da-" Tenten started, but was cut off by something hitting the back of her head. It felt kind of hard. "Ow!!" she hollered. "Who did that and what was it?" Tenten leaned down to pick up what hit her head. "It's someone's language textbook!!"
It came from the table behind her, where Kin, Tayuya, and Temari sat. Temari called over, "Oops!! Sorry, panda girl!! Didn't mean that!" Temari called. Tenten was fuming, and Neji gave Temari a glare.
Tenten was ANGRY. And nobody, I repeat NOBODY, wants to see an angry Tenten. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" Tenten had an evil look on her face. "AND WHY DID YOU THROW THAT TEXTBOOK AT ME?"
"Oops!!" Kin hollered. "Meant to throw it at..." Kin threw a calculus textbook at Ino's head, and it hit her head.
"OW! Hey, what was that for?!" Ino hollered.
"Just giving you a welcome of the school," Tayuya said, smirking.
"Hmph!!" Shikamaru said, throwing his soda on Kin. "Don't hurt Ino, you jerk!!"
Kin dramatically gasped. There, like, was totally like, soda, like, all over her, like, totally, like new halter top!!
"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT TOP, NARA!!" Kin threw a bagel at him. Chouji picked it up and ate it.
Meanwhile, Neji stood up too, looking deviously mad. "Hey, Temari. You better not throw ANYTHING at my friend again. You got that?" Temari just "psh'd" at him. "Oh, yeah? What'cha gonna do?"
Neji smirked. "This." He took his ice water and poured it all over Temari's hair.
"AAAAAH!!!" Temari shrieked. "HYUUGA NEJI, I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!" With this, Tayuya, Kin, and Temari escaped to the safeness of the girl's BR.
Tenten flushed a bit. "Arigato, Neji." She lightly kissed him on the cheek.
Ino grinned. "Thanks for back there, lazy boy." She ruffled around with Shikamaru's hair. Chouji glared at him, and Shikamaru mouthed the word "What?" They were both thinking the same thing: I really hope he doesn't get Ino-chan...
DIINNG!! The bell rang. Lunch was over, time for sixth period. Which, for everyone (EXCEPT CHOUJI) was social studies, with Gai.
As everyone entered the classroom, they took a desk. Here's the seating arrangement, in columns. (Columns means up-and-down. So, for example, the first person in column one and the first person in column two will be next to each other)
Column one: Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Tayuya
Column two: Sakura, Hinata, Shikamaru, Kin
Column three: Shino, Neji, Lee, Temari
Column four: Kiba, Tenten, some random guy, some random girl
"HELLO MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!! I RECOGNIZE SOME OF YOU FROM MY HOMEROOM CLASS!! THIS IS WONDERFUL!! MY NAME IS MR. GAI!! NOW, TODAY INSTEAD OF WORK, WE WILL BE..."
The whole class sweatdropped, then leaned in.
"...WRITING NOTES TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU!!!!"
The fifteen teens gasped. Wasn't this for younger kids? Yeah, they're NINTH GRADERS.
"WHAT A GREAT IDEA, MR. GAI!!" Lee hollered.
"I KNOW!! WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK?!?"
The class's responses consisted of one or more of each of the following: "NANI!!" "That's for two-year-olds!!" "Hn." "Troublesome."
"TODAY I WILL PASS OUT LINED PAPER, AND YOU WILL WRITE A NOTE TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF, YOUR HOBBIES, AND YOUR FUTURE PLANS!!" Gai passed out the blank papers, then everyone began. Here's who wrote the notes to who:
Sasuke and Sakura wrote the notes to each other.
So did Shino and Kiba.
And Naruto and Hinata.
And Neji and Tenten.
And Ino and Shikamaru.
And Lee and some random guy.
And Tayuya and Kin.
And Temari and some random girl.
"ALL RIGHT!! BEGIN YOUR YOUTHFUL WRITING!!" Gai hollered.
Let's pretend 20 minutes went by and everyone's done. "ALL RIGHT STUDENTS!! PASS YOUR NOTE TO THE PERSON YOU WROTE IT TO!!" They all did, and here's what they say!! Let's take a look at Naruto's note to Hinata first:
Dear Hinata-chan,
THIS ASSINEMENT IS STOOPID, DATTEBAYO!! PLUS THE TEECHAR IS A JUMPSOOT-WARING FREEK!! THIS IS REELY POINTLES!! WE'RE IN NINETHE GRAYD!! WE DON'T NEED 2 WREYTE STOOPID NOTES TO EACH OTHER!! THIS IS REELY YOOUSLESS, I DON'T EVEN NKOW Y IM WREYTEING THIS!!
With all love from yours truly,
Uzumaki Naruto (DATTEBAYO!!)
Here's Hinata's note to Naruto:
Dear Naruto-kun,
Hello, I'm Hyuuga Hinata, as you know. I like to practice my techniques, and be with my friends. Now that that's over with, I want to tell you something on a personal level. N-Naruto-kun...I just wanted to say I've always admired you, and you've inspired me to become a stronger person. N-Now I would like to say...that I...l-lo-lov...
I CAN'T DO THIS!!,
Hyuuga Hinata
Here's Sasuke's note to Sakura:
Dear Sakura,
Eh, well, hi. It's me. Gosh, I'm ticked that summer's over. I remember the time me, you, Naruto, Hinata, Neji, and Shikamaru all went to Konoha's water park? That was awesome. Also, when me and you and the dobe all went out to a karaoke dinner with Kakashi-sensei? That was flippin' insane. Summer was the best, and school is horrible. I'm not telling you my hobbies, I don't feel the need to because the teacher's a flippin' dumbtard who will probably let us do anything we want. My plans for the future? Kill Itachi, become an ANBU Black-Op, kill the Michael Jackson clone, get married, and become a dad, what else?
Nice talking to you. Sakura...listen. I want to tell you something, but the time's not right yet, okay? I'll think of the perfect time...
Your friend,
Uchiha Sasuke
Here's Sakura's note to Sasuke:
Dear Sasuke-kun,
Oi!! Can you believe summer's over? EH!! No more shopping with Hina-chan, or going insane with you. Man, all those times we got back Naruto for playing those pranks on us, I can't forget all the crazy crap we did over the summer!! Plus the water park, the karaoke dinner...ah, good, good times. We'll have to wait another 170-something long, painful days. Pish posh. According to Mr. Gai (LOL!!) we have to share our hobbies and plans for the future. My hobbies are SHOPPING, being with Hina-chan and you, SHOPPING, reading, and SHOPPING!! Lol, so my plans for the future are to...eh? Become a medic-nin? Get married to someone who loves me? Have kids? Eh...
With lotsa love from,
Haruno Sakura
Here's Shikamaru's note to Ino:
Dear troublesome female,
If my handwriting is horrible, it's because I was never properly told how to hold a pencil. Picking up writing utensils is troublesome, ne? Anyway, uh, hi? What am I supposed to say? I'll just start off with...(YAWN)...I'm tired. Hey, we still on for the BBQ dinner tonight? Tell me, ok? Well, my hobbies are sleeping and cloud watching. That's it, nothing else. My future plans, everyone knows. Grow up, get married to someone who's not too beautiful nor too ugly, have two kids, a girl, then a boy, retire from ninja-ness when my daughter's married and my son's a successful ninja, then die next to my wife. (1) That's it. Sayonara.
Sincerely,
Nara Shikamaru
Here's Ino's note to Shikamaru:
Dear Shika,
BLEH!! No one likes school, why was it invented!! I don't need to learn calculus and advanced biology and crap!! I'm gonna be a FASHION DESIGNER, I don't need math or crap!! Summer is way better than school!! I WANT SUMMER BACK!! Getting on topic, my hobbies are SHOPPING, making new buds (so far my buds here at this school are you, Chouji, Saku-chan, Ten-chan, Hina-chan, Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, and Neji), and flower arranging. My plans for the future? I haven't thought about it. I think about today today and about the future in the future. Prob'ly to just become a good ninja, get married, and have kids. Prob'ly what everyone else put too, but bleh XP.
I'M REALLY ANNOYED THAT SUMMER'S OVER,
Yamanaka Ino
Here's Neji's note to Tenten:
Dear Tenten,
Ehrm, hi? What in the world do you put in a letter? Flippin' teacher gives us such a STUPID assignment. I'm pretty sure you know the basics about me. I'm Hyuuga Neji, blah, I have Byakugan, double blah, I'm pwnsome to everyone else, triple blah. Summer's over. Whoop de flippin' do. Well, my hobbies are training and meditating. My future plans? Well, I want to lead Hyuuga clan, but I can count that dream out. Hinata-sama's probably gonna lead Hyuuga, crap. Well, goals for my personal life? I guess get married, have some kids, and do whatever any other normal person would want. BYE AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER.
From your friend,
Hyuuga Neji
Here's Tenten's note to Neji:
Dear Neji,
OI!! SCHOOL'S IN, I'M SO HAPPY!! WOO-HOO!! I'M SO HAPPY!! CHAAAA!!! In case you didn't know, Hyuuga, that was sarcasm. BLECK!! I think school is contagious. The more time you spend at it, the more bored you get. If school had ANYTHING to do with weapons, I wouldn't mind waking up at flippin' five in the morning. URGH!! My hobbies are training. Strictly training. Sometimes shopping, but strictly training, exercising, you know. My future plans? To be the next Tsunade-sama, to get married, and have kids. Well, nothing much more to say, so ADIOS MI AMIGO.
Love,
Tenten
Here's Shino's note to Kiba:
Dear Kiba,
Hey man. What up. You as miffed as me that school's out? Doubt it. Crap, school is just a lame excuse to get me to STOP. COLLECTING. BUGS. The teacher won't even let the bugs in school. How lame is that. Over the summer, me, you, Hinata, and Kurenai-sensei had the best time, remember? Although Hinata's mind drifted off to La-La Land a lot...when do you think Uzumaki will realize she's loved him since forever? I doubt he ever will. Well, whatever. I'm not telling you my personal info. Since we're best buds, you already know it and that would be a waste of lead. Bye.
Bored,
Aburame Shino
Here's Kiba's note to Shino:
Yo Shino!!
WHAT UP MAN!! Hey, I know you're angry that school's in. Heck, I can't even bring Akamaru. One time I told him to sneak into my jacket last year, remember? Yeah. Flippin' Temari caught him and told that perverted history teacher. Well, summer's over. Can't really say much else. You know my hobbies and future plans, so why write them?
Your bestest bud and PARTNER IN CRIME DUDE!!,
Inuzuka Kiba
Here's Lee's note to the random guy, Warui. (NOTE: THE RANDOM GUY ONLY APPEARS IN THIS CHAPTER. HIS NAME'S WARUI. SAME WITH THE RANDOM GIRL, WHO'S NAME IS ODAYAKA.)
Dearest Warui,
I CANNOT THINK OF A MORE BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO EXPRESS ONE'S YOUTH THAN AN EDUCATIONAL LEARNING FACILITY!! HOW WONDERFUL!! ISN'T IT GRAND THAT SUMMER HAS ENDED?! WE GET TO SEE NEW FRIENDS, NEW TEACHERS, AND A NEW HIGH SCHOOL LIFE!! GET THE LUCKY CHARMS!!
Youthfully your youthful friend,
Rock Lee
Here's Warui's note to Lee:
Lee,
You're annoying. Shut up. And what do Lucky Charms have to do with anything?
Warui
Here's Tayuya's note to Kin:
HEY KIN-CHAN!!
School's in, crap!! Nobody even LIKES school. Heck, if school was cancelled, the only person who'd be sad is Lee. Gosh, he's annoying. Hey, IM me tonight, ok? You know my IM address. I want to talk about how to make the blonde girl and the bun-haired girls' lives here at North Konoha High absolutely miserable...
Your TOTAL BFF,
Tayuya
Here's Kin's note to Tayuya:
WHAT UP TAYUYA-CHAN!!!
Hey, I sneaked a peak at what you were writing to me. I'll totally IM you tonight, k? Anyway, you know the hobbies, the future crap, yadda yadda yadda. Who cares, really? The stupid teacher can't look at our personal letters to each other. So we can talk about making the new girls' lives crap. The blondie, Ino, and the brunette girl, Tenten, like Nara Shikamaru and Hyuuga Neji. I know this. Don't ask how. But, I have the perfect plan. We'll talk about it on IM. Muahaha. :)
I have the perfect plan,
Tsuchi Kin
P.S. Tell Temari to come on IM too. We'll talk about it on the bus...
Here's Temari's note to the random girl, Odayaka. She'll only be in this chapter so Temari has someone to write to.
Dear...eh, who are you?
I don't know who you are, 'cuz I don't pay attention to total L's like you. Geez. Stupid teacher. Just a warning, don't mess with me or my buds. Temari, Kin, and Tayuya shouldn't be messed with. HA!!
Temari
Here's Odayaka's note to Temari
Dear Temari,
Hello. I know who you are and I would appreciate it if you were not rude to me and my friends. I've heard of your reputation, and I don't like it. So don't get nasty with us, okay? Thank you.
With caution,
Odayaka
That's all the notes!! Now here's everyone's reaction to the notes:
NARUTO: "Oi, Hina-chan? LOV? What's a lov?"
SAKURA: "Oh yeah! Good times, Uchiha!!"
SASUKE: (smirks) "Hn. I can't forget the crazy crap we did either, Sakura."
NEJI: Hm...interesting. The only girl I know who trains in her free time...
TENTEN: "Pwnsome to everyone, Neji? Man, someone thinks highly of themself."
LEE: "WARUI, WHERE HAS YOUR YOUTH GONE!!!"
KIBA: "Nope, he'll never realize it Shino. Never..."
HINATA: N-Naruto-kun's spelling is horrible...
SHINO: "I remember. Temari's SOO annoying, isn't she?"
SHIKAMARU: "Wow. Ino, are you ticked that summer's over?"
INO: "Too lazy to even pick up a pencil. That's sad, Shikamaru, That's just sad."
CHOUJI: NOT IN THIS CLASS. HE'S IN ENGLISH RIGHT NOW.
KIN: I can assist you in making the girl's lives horrible, Tayuya-chan...
TAYUYA: "Kin-chan, you have the best ideas!! Can't wait to hear it!!"
TEMARI: "DON'T APPROVE OF MY REPUTATION, HUH?! WELL, GUESS WHO CARES? NOT ME!!"
ODAYAKA: Wow. Temari's feisty. Geez.
WARUI: "..."
Well, they spend the class reading the notes and talking. Then they have seventh period, which is English. You'll see what happens when we continue!!
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(1): I'm not sure if this is Shikamaru's EXACT plan for the future. All I know is that it's pretty dang close. Tell me if his plan for the future is wrong!!
WELL THAT CHAPTER IS DONE. I started at 5:45, now it's 7:57. LOL!! Well, PLEASE review, I really liked this chapter!!