Brian: Hey everyone! I'm back with more of this horrible fic, along with Stewie, with special guests Courtney and Lindsay from TDI to help.
Stewie: Guh, do we have to finish this piece of shit?
Brian: Yeah. We're binded by our contract to do it.
intro: Everyone is stuck in family guy, what now! (NOTE: Chris McClean does not appear in this fanfic until the last chapter, the chris here is Chris Griffin)
Stewie: Wouldn't that KINDA be obvious?...I mean, I don't think we would hear that McLean guy talk about his boogers...
(Duncan screaming WTF (at the end of the previous chapter) woke everyone up)
Brian: Yeah, thanks for info.
Trent: Duncan, do you have to swear every... where the hell are we!
Stewie: My god, this freakin' kid can't write for crap! Hell, you could write better, Brian!
Brian: Shut up.
Stewie: I mean, that girl who wrote 'My Immortal' could write better!
Lindsey: I don't know, don't look at me.
Lindsay: There I am again!
Brian: Did we really need her on this show?
Courtney: Eh, writer favoritism.
Owen: I have no idea.
Courtney: wait, I think I know this place, I see it an TV all the time.
Courtney: This guy thinks I watch Family Guy?
Brian: Apparently.
Duncan: (to everyone) don't you all get it, we got stuck in Family Guy!
Stewie: Why do the TDI characters know what Family Guy is?
(Echo: Family Guy!)
(Faint Echo: Family Guy!)
Brian: Wow...Talk about pointless.
Geoff: OK, that was weird.
Stewie: Next thing you know, he's going to think talking is weird. ECHOES ARE NATURAL, JACKASS!
Bridgette: I can't believe we're stuck here.
Duncan: C'mon guys, mabye we can find someone who can help, like the griffins
(Everyone walks over to the nearby griffin home)
Courtney: (to duncan) Hey, you got your AK-47
Courtney: WOW! Why would I ask that?
Brian: This writer is just stupid, Courtney. Not your fault he can't get any of these characters right...Or the story right.
Duncan: Always do,along with my M9, why
Stewie: Yeah, because teens carrying guns is normal.
Courtney: Just wondering
Brian: Never knew you were a juvenial delinquent, Courtney.
Courtney: Just shut up.
Courtney: I got my P99 and Skorpion gun
Courtney: I got my WHAT?
Brian: I guess this kid believes in the John McCain plan...No Gun Control...GUNS FOR EVERYONE
Courtney: I DON'T OWN A SINGLE DAMN GUN!
Stewie: This is a strange story...
Duncan: Good, you may need them.
Duncan: And just in case, we can get RPGs at a shop near here
Brian: There's shops that sell RPGs? Man, I'm amazed the world hasn't imploded yet...
(Meanwhile, inside the griffin home)
Peter: Man, I love this show
Brian and Stewie: YES! IT'S FINALLY OUR APPEARANCES!
Lois: I'll say
Stewie: Hilarious
Chris: I love Jackass!
Stewie: Wow, this guy sure gets our family! Only problem is, the fat man isn't stinkin' drunk...
Brian: The fact I'm not in the scene watching 'Jackass' just solidifies that this guy likes Family Guy, not TDI.
(Knocking on the door)
Chris: I'll get it.
(answers door, and sees the TDI characters)
Trent: Excuse me, but could we get some help?
Chris: OH MY GOD!
Lois: Wait, Chris are those guys from that show you watch all the time?
Chris: Yeah.
Duncan: He knows us?
Stewie: FINALLY! Someone states the fact that they shouldn't know each other!
Lois: He knows all of you, he even checked the website.
Duncan: Guys we need to split up, you guys go find some place to stay, while Courtney and I will stay here.
Brian: What?...Did we just miss a scene? What the hell?
Lindsay: Why did I only get two or three lines?
Stewie: I think it's because you're a minor character...
Brian: Yeah, until Quagmire sees her...
Geoff:and a little warning to the chicks, especially the hot ones, stay clear of Quagmire's.
Brian: This is awful...Just awful.
Bridgette: and he is?
Stewie: CAPITALIZATION, YOU ASS!
Peter: (walks up to the door) Two houses from here, on the left.
Brian:...Wait, Quagmire is only one house from us, as in, right next to us.
Stewie: This jackass doesn't even watch the shows...Hm, go figure.
Gwen: Hey, thanks.
(Duncan and Courtney go inside the house,everyone else leaves, door is closed)
Peter: Hey you know, there's an extra room upstairs
All: OOOHHH!
Duncan: Thanks (He and Courtney go upstairs)
Lois: I didn't know we had an extra room
Peter: (To Lois) No one ever used it so I turned it into a guest room with that 20 Grand I won a year ago then stuffed into one of my shirts.
Stewie:...This happened WHEN? Why the hell didn't I get a cut of that?
Lois: Nice, we have a guest room now.
(Meanwhile, upstairs in that extra room)
Duncan: Nice
Courtney: I'll say, good looking curtains, a roomy closet, (Lies on bed) and a soft bed.
Duncan: Hey, a Flat screen TV.
Duncan: Let's see what's on
(Grabs remote and turns on TV)
Courtney: Hey, It's Robot Chicken.
Brian: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE? MORE SHAMELESS ADVERTISING?
Stewie: I have a feeling this guy is Seth Green...Don't know why, though...
Duncan: (Turns to TV) You're right, let's watch it
(Later, that night, at the drunken clam).
Peter: I bet you two got a lot on your minds for your time here
Brian: Wow, first teens carrying guns, and now teens being allowed into the Drunken Clam. Next thing you know, kids will be creating nuclear bombs.
Duncan: No, not really
Courtney: Yeah, we haven't gotten to even enjoy eachother for the last few weeks.
Brian: What the hell? Didn't you JUST SAY that it was 'later that night'?
Courtney: I'm starting to hate this guy...
Cleveland: Here comes the bartender
Brian: Don't you mean Horace? Watch Family Guy for once, dick.
(Bartender walks to their table)
Bartender: What can I get you fellas
Peter: I'll take a bud light
Quagmire: I think I'll have a Sam adams, boston lager
Joe: Miller lite
Cleveland: Coors
Bartender: How 'bout you ma'am
Courtney: I think I'll have an Ale
Courtney: I don't drink, you twit.
Bartender: And, you
Duncan: I'll take some Vodka.
Brian: Okay, I'm giving up on moral values for this story. From now on, I suppose everything is normal...
Bartender: Thank you. (leaves)
Joe: Did you just order Vodka?
Duncan: Yeah, why
Quagmire: Oh my god! That's the most expensive thing this place got!
Stewie: That's the ONLY thing you're worrying about?
Duncan: What is it, Rodnik?
Peter: Dovgan
Duncan: Oh, that pretty good too.
Courtney: Man, I gotta go.
(Runs to the bathroom)
Cleveland: Hey, what day is it today?
Joe: Tuesday
Peter: Uh Oh
(Some crazy guy barges in the bar with a wrench, and tries to destroy the bar)
Duncan: I'll take care of this
(Grabs his M9 from his pocket)
(Fires)
Crazy Guy: Oh my god!
(Duncan gets up, goes to where the crazy guy is, throws him out and returns to the table)
(Courtney returns)
Courtney: So, what did I miss?
Brian: The absolutely worst action sequence ever written...That's what you missed.
Stewie: Man, you must piss real loud, Courtney.
Courtney: SHUT UP!
(meanwhile, at the new Embassy Suites hotel, room 207)
Bridgette: we've spent hours looking for a place to stay, and we finally found one.
Brian: So now it's been hours, again? I guess weeks and hours are the same now.
Lindsay: Tyler? WHERE?
Geoff: Yeah, finally.
Bridgette: Hey, do you mind checking on Lindsey and Tyler?
Geoff: Sure (exits room, and goes next door, room 206)
Lindsey: Um, you might not won't to be in here right now. (Runs to bed)
Stewie: HA! Sex joke!
Geoff: Well, good night. (Exits room)
Brian: I think I lost five brain cells...
Courtney: Ditto
Stewie: Look on the bright side, we only have one chapter left.
Lindsay: Can I have more nuts?
Stewie: With how the chapter ended, it looks like you'll have alot more nuts...
Courtney: What'd we say about the innuendo?
Brian: Screw it, let's just hope next chapter isn't as nightmarish as this one...
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