Title: Lime meets the nintendo
Genre: Humor (If it can be called so)
Section : Anime/Saber Marionette J
Rating : PG for some discussing
Disclaimer: I do not owe any of the characters of Saber Marionette J shown in this fic… and The Mistycal NES is a trademark of Nintendo of Japan… you might wonder why am I using them and the answer is simple…. This is just a fanfic and I'm taking them for a little while to do this fic
Author notes: Well… I woke up around four o clock in the afternoon and had nothing to eat and nothing to do… that's why I headed to my computer and started doing the third part of this not-that-funny fic… hey… I'm trying and still learning so don't flame me if the results are not the expected ones
Summary: A High volume afternoon will disturb all the population of the Kasahari's Apartments… Two marionettes will have the task of chilling the crowd while the other will have to take care of a third marionette… will they succeed?
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Narrator: Some hours have passes since Otaru left to work… right now, well right now it's around 3 o' clock in the afternoon(Do not ask me if they actually measure time in hours,,,, it sincerely beats me. I just wanted you to be located in time somehow.). Everything's cool in Kasahari's apartment excepting for a little almost-non-important-nor-existance problem..
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH
Some screams coming out from Otaru's apartment… they sure were frightening, because it was almost undecipherable to determine who was making them (although you, reader already know who's the one).
Here are some apartments who suffered from this horrible racket
Hanagata's Apartment
We here find Hanagata (Duh), who is pleasuringly sleeping with his weird thumb-up Otaru's printing on both sides of it. He has his pillow wetty and cold because of his infinite string of drool coming out of his mouth repeating over and over the same words as he was dreaming: Otaru-kun (by 1283 times)… Suddenly.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!!
And, the stupid piece of crap…. Er… I mean Hanagata… who listened to that creepy scream jumped up startled that caused him to hit the upper bed, then he fell off the bed and went straight to the floor hitting his buns merciless, really hard
Hanagata: Gyaah! Since when do I have an upper bed in my apartment?
Hanagata sobbed and rubbed his head and buns which were highly damaged as he looked up to the upper bed in his confusion. A Smiling Jumeji showed his face out the bed.
Smiling Jumeji: I am able to answerthat question of yours if you mind
Jumeji still showed that ear-to-ear smile in his face
Hanagata: please be fast little brother…
Hanagata was awkwardly trying to stand up… he slipped with one Otaru Figurine and his buns repeated that painful fall to the floor
Smiling Jumeji: well, this upper bed exists snce I live here and need to sleep somewhere else because I know what sharing a bed with you means
Hanagata: Is that all?
Smiling Jumeji: Nope… it also exists because the writer really wants you to be very ridiculous in his desperate intend of making someone laugh
Hanagata: Who told you that?
Smiling Jumeji: The writer is a good friend of mine… *big wide smiles*
Hanagata: Since when are you living here?
Smiling Jumeji: Since you got drunk with Otaru last weekend and told me to get here till you got finished, oh, that reminds me you still owe me some Japaness-bucks (¿?) for making you the favor of coming here early
Hanagata:WhaaaaaaaaaT!? You mean I still have to pay you for staying here??
Smiling Jumeji: Uh…. Yeah
Hanagata: Why do you have the answer to all of my questions I ask you? Aren't you the one who have to ask the question and I the one who answers it?
There's silence for some seconds, then again, the cute (Sometimes stupid) smile of Jumeji past his cheeks is shown again
Smiling Jumeji: Eh…. Did I mention the writer is a friend of mine? Maybe you have to look very stupid to give this thing a comic touch
Hanagata: My gosh…. I need my pills
Smiling JumejiWritter stole them…. Just to enlarge your disgrace
Hanagata: Gah.
Old Gennai's apartment
We here find Old Gennai (Duh), who seem to have finished one new invention of his
He keeps looking at his invention carefully for some seconds; it was the size of a microwave…. With the shape of a…uh…. Em… Microwave? And of course with the weight of a (Guess what?) microwave. He grabs it and keeps looking at it for some other seconds with a happy face
Old Gennai: This is great! I'll call this the Super-Druper, Multi-Purpose, Perfect and Water-Proof machine!
Suddenly….
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAGHHH!! THAT SUCKED!!!
Old Gennai's Happy face instantly vanishes as he gives another look at his "Super-Druper, Multi-Purpose, Perfect and Water-Proof machine" (Microwave?)
Old Gennai: Wagh…. This sucked (no kidding) I better look for a better name to my Super-Druper, Multi-Purpose, Perfect and Water-Proof machine.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!SUCK! DIEEEEEEEE!
Old Gennai stopped again… he looked at his invention one more time
Old Gennai: No…. I suck….Suck…..suck…. suck….suck….suck……
Old Gennai leaves his invention on the middle of the dinnertable where he was working, stands up and heads to the kitchen…. Once he gets there he grabs the best butcher knife he has and looks at it….. and then….
Then….
Then there's darkness the sound of steel hitting the floor is heard….
Old Gennai: Wait a minute! Why am I doing this!?
Jumeji pops out of nowhere
Not-Smiling-anymore Jumeji: Writter Bugged you!
Jumeji disappears without any logical explanation
There's silence in the kitchen and a calm wind passes through a confused old Gennai which stood there silently in his astonishment.
Old Gennai: I have to become friend of that writer dude!
We now head back to Otaru's apartments…
Suddenly there's calm… Cherry is happily making some rice balls, fish and all those goodies she just know how to perform perfectly, Bloodberry was reading pleasantly a shakespeare's novel and was calmly sighing silently, suddenly, Bloodberry's room's door opens and Lime comes out with the NES in her hands, she the throws it to the floor and starts stomping it, when she's finally done she happily looks at Bloodberry and Cherry while she takes a deep Breath…
Lime: I have had enough of this Crappy thing! I learned the lesson and I fairly promise I will not let myself fall in these things again
Bloodberry and Cherry: (chorus) Oh joy! Little Lime! We are so happy that you're back!
They all three start laughing as Lime sits and happily Chats with the other two marionetter in wait of Otaru as they play with a Shiny Balloon
The End…..
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Cute, Isn't it? Well…. WRITER BUGGED AND TRICKED YOU!
Don't tell me you actually fell for that filthy and old trick?
Reality is miles away from that! My dear Reader! We all have dreams… But that was extremely ridiculous in this part of the story! Shame on the ones who thought it was over
Otaru's apartment is what some would call "Racket Inferno", Others would find it more annoying that a Heavy Metal concert, Cherry was really pissed off after messing up the second Instant Noodles Soup
Bloodberry became really pissed off after ripping off the thirdmagazine because of one sudden out-of-nowhere scream. Tha made her upset but she knew best than anyone else what were the consequences of disturbing a stubborn NES player so she didn't complaina bit like she was used to.
Cherry: Bloodberry…
Her voice was almost unhearablebecause of the whole storm of noise Lime was sponsoring so she had to turn it up a little so Bloodberry could hear
Cherry: Turning up the volume Bloodberry, I'm sure she's not doing well… we have to make this a bit faster… master Otaru won't bear another day without Lime… I am sure of that
Bloodberry:Firmly This will be over by tomorrow, I can assure that
Cherry: Muttering so bloodberry couldn't hear Lime's not that skilled to finish this by tomorrow
Just then some hard knocks hit the door violently
Bloodberry: oops… just as I expected…
Cherry: You expected what?
Bloodberry: It's one of the consequences of the NES possessed player: All those screams will become source of complaints from your neighbors next door… Lime's case: All the apartments… it's kind of a rule
Cherry: Oh… *Stares at the soup carefully* What would you do now…. I have a task…. But you do not.
Bloodberry: I will try to persuade them to go home and take some rest….If they do not agree…. Well I will have to use my second plan…. My card down my sleeve
Cherry: Your second plan eh?Can I know which one's that?
Bloodberry: Blow them all to hell… heh
Cherry: You wouldn't dare Bloodberry…
Bloodberry: please do not tease me nor challenge me Cherry thingy… you know what I can do…
Bloodberry stood up then walked to the door just to see a disgusted crowd
Meanwhile Cherry finally managed to make a "decent soup between the time without screams she could work on it
Just then happened……
Zooming out Otaru's apartment
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Back inside Otaru's apartment we see Cherry, who finally changed his mind and decided to take a hot shower with instant noodles soup, what other explanation could there be?
Cherry's mood could easily be seen as the soup started to boil and evaporate away from Cherry's body, she then sighed and looked at the ceiling while she was starting to think
Cherry: thinkingI still think I must do something to bring her back faster…. Hmm… maybe if I find a boring catridge, some REAL BORING catridge… she could eventually get bored and she will finish quitting it by her own self…
Cherry then wondered wherecould that Lots o' stuff bag full of crappy things of Otaru could be…She found it in the middle of the living room…it was on the bare floor, completely spilled…she then blushed for the fact that she hadn't clean since yesterday because of the racket…that source of noise
She went to the living and kneeled to see if she could find something useful…something related to NES catridges, she started looking: Used bubble gum, Beatles records, bunch of shiny balloons, Mona Lisa painting, Cd's, Bottle of Tequila, Crown Jewels?
Ah! There were some catridges. Cherry grabbed them…. They were three
*silence, dramatic song plays*
Jumeji pops out from nowhere
Jumeji: Writer dude thought it would be good to highlight what we learnt in this chapter… he also thought it would be good to fill this empty place…I'm here to give the personal review of it
*If someone screams "STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!" at you while you sleep, think twice after jumping up startled
*Never try to win against a character who is a friend of the writer *Jumeji wide smiles*
*And do not find Ilogic that the character could answer you any question
*Hanagata will barely remember his promises. The possibilities of forgetting it increases if he was drunk…
*Have you ever heard of the Japaness-Bucks??
*Hide your pills in a very hard-to-find place. Just in case…
*If you someday invent a thing which has the size, shape and weight of a microwave… well congratulations! You have just invented a microwave!!
*Always use short names for inventions…. Specially microwaves…
*If somebody shouts out loud something that is true about you… is absolutely no excuse to do what it commands you to do…. Like die…
*Very important: Try to never fall on a Writer's trick!
*Always include: "Blow them all to hell" as plan B
*Don't try showering with Instant noodles soup at home
*Remember that noise is a high source of pollution
*When it comes to my Writer dude…. Be scared… Be very Scared!
To be Continued
Jumeji disappears
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I want to give thanks to Ramza Lionheart whom I took some ideas to add to my fic…. He does not know though but it's worth it to give him thanks!
Any Boring Catridge of NES you want to suggest (Won't accept ALL as answer) please lemme know so I could be able to put it as one of the Catridges Cherry took
Ja, Ne!
Genre: Humor (If it can be called so)
Section : Anime/Saber Marionette J
Rating : PG for some discussing
Disclaimer: I do not owe any of the characters of Saber Marionette J shown in this fic… and The Mistycal NES is a trademark of Nintendo of Japan… you might wonder why am I using them and the answer is simple…. This is just a fanfic and I'm taking them for a little while to do this fic
Author notes: Well… I woke up around four o clock in the afternoon and had nothing to eat and nothing to do… that's why I headed to my computer and started doing the third part of this not-that-funny fic… hey… I'm trying and still learning so don't flame me if the results are not the expected ones
Summary: A High volume afternoon will disturb all the population of the Kasahari's Apartments… Two marionettes will have the task of chilling the crowd while the other will have to take care of a third marionette… will they succeed?
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Narrator: Some hours have passes since Otaru left to work… right now, well right now it's around 3 o' clock in the afternoon(Do not ask me if they actually measure time in hours,,,, it sincerely beats me. I just wanted you to be located in time somehow.). Everything's cool in Kasahari's apartment excepting for a little almost-non-important-nor-existance problem..
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH
Some screams coming out from Otaru's apartment… they sure were frightening, because it was almost undecipherable to determine who was making them (although you, reader already know who's the one).
Here are some apartments who suffered from this horrible racket
Hanagata's Apartment
We here find Hanagata (Duh), who is pleasuringly sleeping with his weird thumb-up Otaru's printing on both sides of it. He has his pillow wetty and cold because of his infinite string of drool coming out of his mouth repeating over and over the same words as he was dreaming: Otaru-kun (by 1283 times)… Suddenly.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!!
And, the stupid piece of crap…. Er… I mean Hanagata… who listened to that creepy scream jumped up startled that caused him to hit the upper bed, then he fell off the bed and went straight to the floor hitting his buns merciless, really hard
Hanagata: Gyaah! Since when do I have an upper bed in my apartment?
Hanagata sobbed and rubbed his head and buns which were highly damaged as he looked up to the upper bed in his confusion. A Smiling Jumeji showed his face out the bed.
Smiling Jumeji: I am able to answerthat question of yours if you mind
Jumeji still showed that ear-to-ear smile in his face
Hanagata: please be fast little brother…
Hanagata was awkwardly trying to stand up… he slipped with one Otaru Figurine and his buns repeated that painful fall to the floor
Smiling Jumeji: well, this upper bed exists snce I live here and need to sleep somewhere else because I know what sharing a bed with you means
Hanagata: Is that all?
Smiling Jumeji: Nope… it also exists because the writer really wants you to be very ridiculous in his desperate intend of making someone laugh
Hanagata: Who told you that?
Smiling Jumeji: The writer is a good friend of mine… *big wide smiles*
Hanagata: Since when are you living here?
Smiling Jumeji: Since you got drunk with Otaru last weekend and told me to get here till you got finished, oh, that reminds me you still owe me some Japaness-bucks (¿?) for making you the favor of coming here early
Hanagata:WhaaaaaaaaaT!? You mean I still have to pay you for staying here??
Smiling Jumeji: Uh…. Yeah
Hanagata: Why do you have the answer to all of my questions I ask you? Aren't you the one who have to ask the question and I the one who answers it?
There's silence for some seconds, then again, the cute (Sometimes stupid) smile of Jumeji past his cheeks is shown again
Smiling Jumeji: Eh…. Did I mention the writer is a friend of mine? Maybe you have to look very stupid to give this thing a comic touch
Hanagata: My gosh…. I need my pills
Smiling JumejiWritter stole them…. Just to enlarge your disgrace
Hanagata: Gah.
Old Gennai's apartment
We here find Old Gennai (Duh), who seem to have finished one new invention of his
He keeps looking at his invention carefully for some seconds; it was the size of a microwave…. With the shape of a…uh…. Em… Microwave? And of course with the weight of a (Guess what?) microwave. He grabs it and keeps looking at it for some other seconds with a happy face
Old Gennai: This is great! I'll call this the Super-Druper, Multi-Purpose, Perfect and Water-Proof machine!
Suddenly….
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAGHHH!! THAT SUCKED!!!
Old Gennai's Happy face instantly vanishes as he gives another look at his "Super-Druper, Multi-Purpose, Perfect and Water-Proof machine" (Microwave?)
Old Gennai: Wagh…. This sucked (no kidding) I better look for a better name to my Super-Druper, Multi-Purpose, Perfect and Water-Proof machine.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!SUCK! DIEEEEEEEE!
Old Gennai stopped again… he looked at his invention one more time
Old Gennai: No…. I suck….Suck…..suck…. suck….suck….suck……
Old Gennai leaves his invention on the middle of the dinnertable where he was working, stands up and heads to the kitchen…. Once he gets there he grabs the best butcher knife he has and looks at it….. and then….
Then….
Then there's darkness the sound of steel hitting the floor is heard….
Old Gennai: Wait a minute! Why am I doing this!?
Jumeji pops out of nowhere
Not-Smiling-anymore Jumeji: Writter Bugged you!
Jumeji disappears without any logical explanation
There's silence in the kitchen and a calm wind passes through a confused old Gennai which stood there silently in his astonishment.
Old Gennai: I have to become friend of that writer dude!
We now head back to Otaru's apartments…
Suddenly there's calm… Cherry is happily making some rice balls, fish and all those goodies she just know how to perform perfectly, Bloodberry was reading pleasantly a shakespeare's novel and was calmly sighing silently, suddenly, Bloodberry's room's door opens and Lime comes out with the NES in her hands, she the throws it to the floor and starts stomping it, when she's finally done she happily looks at Bloodberry and Cherry while she takes a deep Breath…
Lime: I have had enough of this Crappy thing! I learned the lesson and I fairly promise I will not let myself fall in these things again
Bloodberry and Cherry: (chorus) Oh joy! Little Lime! We are so happy that you're back!
They all three start laughing as Lime sits and happily Chats with the other two marionetter in wait of Otaru as they play with a Shiny Balloon
The End…..
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Cute, Isn't it? Well…. WRITER BUGGED AND TRICKED YOU!
Don't tell me you actually fell for that filthy and old trick?
Reality is miles away from that! My dear Reader! We all have dreams… But that was extremely ridiculous in this part of the story! Shame on the ones who thought it was over
Otaru's apartment is what some would call "Racket Inferno", Others would find it more annoying that a Heavy Metal concert, Cherry was really pissed off after messing up the second Instant Noodles Soup
Bloodberry became really pissed off after ripping off the thirdmagazine because of one sudden out-of-nowhere scream. Tha made her upset but she knew best than anyone else what were the consequences of disturbing a stubborn NES player so she didn't complaina bit like she was used to.
Cherry: Bloodberry…
Her voice was almost unhearablebecause of the whole storm of noise Lime was sponsoring so she had to turn it up a little so Bloodberry could hear
Cherry: Turning up the volume Bloodberry, I'm sure she's not doing well… we have to make this a bit faster… master Otaru won't bear another day without Lime… I am sure of that
Bloodberry:Firmly This will be over by tomorrow, I can assure that
Cherry: Muttering so bloodberry couldn't hear Lime's not that skilled to finish this by tomorrow
Just then some hard knocks hit the door violently
Bloodberry: oops… just as I expected…
Cherry: You expected what?
Bloodberry: It's one of the consequences of the NES possessed player: All those screams will become source of complaints from your neighbors next door… Lime's case: All the apartments… it's kind of a rule
Cherry: Oh… *Stares at the soup carefully* What would you do now…. I have a task…. But you do not.
Bloodberry: I will try to persuade them to go home and take some rest….If they do not agree…. Well I will have to use my second plan…. My card down my sleeve
Cherry: Your second plan eh?Can I know which one's that?
Bloodberry: Blow them all to hell… heh
Cherry: You wouldn't dare Bloodberry…
Bloodberry: please do not tease me nor challenge me Cherry thingy… you know what I can do…
Bloodberry stood up then walked to the door just to see a disgusted crowd
Meanwhile Cherry finally managed to make a "decent soup between the time without screams she could work on it
Just then happened……
Zooming out Otaru's apartment
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Back inside Otaru's apartment we see Cherry, who finally changed his mind and decided to take a hot shower with instant noodles soup, what other explanation could there be?
Cherry's mood could easily be seen as the soup started to boil and evaporate away from Cherry's body, she then sighed and looked at the ceiling while she was starting to think
Cherry: thinkingI still think I must do something to bring her back faster…. Hmm… maybe if I find a boring catridge, some REAL BORING catridge… she could eventually get bored and she will finish quitting it by her own self…
Cherry then wondered wherecould that Lots o' stuff bag full of crappy things of Otaru could be…She found it in the middle of the living room…it was on the bare floor, completely spilled…she then blushed for the fact that she hadn't clean since yesterday because of the racket…that source of noise
She went to the living and kneeled to see if she could find something useful…something related to NES catridges, she started looking: Used bubble gum, Beatles records, bunch of shiny balloons, Mona Lisa painting, Cd's, Bottle of Tequila, Crown Jewels?
Ah! There were some catridges. Cherry grabbed them…. They were three
*silence, dramatic song plays*
Jumeji pops out from nowhere
Jumeji: Writer dude thought it would be good to highlight what we learnt in this chapter… he also thought it would be good to fill this empty place…I'm here to give the personal review of it
*If someone screams "STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!" at you while you sleep, think twice after jumping up startled
*Never try to win against a character who is a friend of the writer *Jumeji wide smiles*
*And do not find Ilogic that the character could answer you any question
*Hanagata will barely remember his promises. The possibilities of forgetting it increases if he was drunk…
*Have you ever heard of the Japaness-Bucks??
*Hide your pills in a very hard-to-find place. Just in case…
*If you someday invent a thing which has the size, shape and weight of a microwave… well congratulations! You have just invented a microwave!!
*Always use short names for inventions…. Specially microwaves…
*If somebody shouts out loud something that is true about you… is absolutely no excuse to do what it commands you to do…. Like die…
*Very important: Try to never fall on a Writer's trick!
*Always include: "Blow them all to hell" as plan B
*Don't try showering with Instant noodles soup at home
*Remember that noise is a high source of pollution
*When it comes to my Writer dude…. Be scared… Be very Scared!
To be Continued
Jumeji disappears
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I want to give thanks to Ramza Lionheart whom I took some ideas to add to my fic…. He does not know though but it's worth it to give him thanks!
Any Boring Catridge of NES you want to suggest (Won't accept ALL as answer) please lemme know so I could be able to put it as one of the Catridges Cherry took
Ja, Ne!