I made this chapter super longer than the usual ones. My apology for not updating. Remember I do not own iCarly. Though I wish I did. I copied off some of the lines from the TV series, so if some might be familiar. That's the reason.

Hello, People of the World.

Yeah, I'm back. I know, I know. You missed me and stuff. Who doesn't? Well, maybe Shane, but who cares about him? Not Meeee.

Darn, I still haven't seen Carly. Where is she? Oh yeah, Have you heard? She broke up with her boyfriend. What a loss. Well, it is her boyfriend. Not mine.

Speaking of boys, You got a brother? Mine's such a bother. Hogging the T.V all day. No wonder, I'm stuck on the Internet. But no worries, I get to watch iCarly. Of course, you heard it. Who hasn't?

Ughh, What's that noise?

Is that the Theme song of Totally Teri? Eww, who watches that? My brother the idiot that is.

Now, what are they doing?

" Hey Bro! " I called him, sitting on the couch.

" Hey Wends." he said.

" What the hell are they doing? " I said as I watched the T.V. Where there's this snobby girl and a guy jumping.

" Random Jumping. " My brother said like it doesn't matter.

Random Jumping? Doesn't that sound familiar? That is such a rip-off.

Dear, isn't that iCarly's random Dancing. Talk about originality. What, no light bulbs appearing on their heads anymore. Oh, I gotta tell someone about this. Well, not my brother `cause he doesn't understand how important this things are.

But you know, I really should stop gossipping and stuff. Definitely, bad for your career. Pshh, Like I have one. But, yeah, I'll let it go, not until tomorrow morning. It's just noon. I should definitely walk around the park. Yeah, good idea.

Better let my Mom know. She might report the police I've been kidnapped or something. That would be definitely weird.

" Mom, I'm going to the park. " I told her running towards the door.

" Don't go alone." She told me. Shouting, cause she was far away to the kitchen.

" I'm not taking Josh." Josh, is the name of my very annoying, irritating brother.

" Why don't you have a boyfriend?" Some parents worry about girls getting serious about their boyfriends and stuff. But, noooo, she notices the lack thereof.

" Mom. " I whined to her.

" How about Shane?" You mean that guy, who constantly argues with me. Who likes to tease me and stuff. yeah, I sound a lot like Freddie.

" If He comes with me, would you let this go?" I told her.

" Probably." She says, in a voice where it's so obvious she's smiling.

" Fine." So I walk around traveling to HIS house. So I go and knock on their door. And somebody opens the door.

" Oh, How are you, Wendy?" Shane's Mom said, happy to see me. It has been a while, since I've visited her.

" I'm great, here and there. Shane here? " I asked her. Where-o-where are you?

" Yeah, let me call him. Why? " She asked after she got back from calling Shane.

" Mom doesn't want me going alone somewhere." I said shrugging. " She wonders, why I have no boyfriend."

" Well, how come? " She asks.

" Matchmaking type of person, even if I die, I'm gonna die Single, Happy, and rich." I say with a smile in which they laugh at. Forgot to tell you, Shane was there standing behind his mother. Mommy's boy.

" Where the hell are you planning on murdering me, your highness?" Shane said sarcastically.

" Ahem, language." His Mom asked. Then there comes that awkward silence.

" Awkward." I say in a sing-song voice. " Come on, let's go to the park."

" Yes, your highness." Shane said sarcastically.

" I gotta ask you something." I told him seriously.

" You're not gonna go drama on me, are you?" He told me assuring things. I hit him for that.

" I'm serious, Do you think Sam and Freddie likes each other?" I asked him, relief on his face. Which makes me confused.

" I thought you were gonna ask me out." He said egotistically.

" I'm serious." I hit him again.

" Well, they're always bickering. Yeah, I think so." He said thoughtfully, sitting on a bench.

" How does that make sense?" I said sitting beside him.

" Well when a girl is ripping on a guy, it means the girl likes the guy." He said with all the hand gestures and stuff.

" Like saying I hate you really means I love you." I said understanding what he's saying.

" Sam had this kissing booth up and I saw Freddie puckering his lips at her." He said explaining more. " More Match Making?" He sighed.

" I swear, I think I know what you'll be when you grow up. " He said reassuringly.

" Let's go walk more." I pulled him up, and we walked till it was 3 I needed to go home, do homework and stuff.

" Hey Guys " I waved my hand at Sam and Freddie. Sam was having Freddie try the Bikini. When they saw me, they were like, we were'nt doing anything.

" Hi, Wendy." They said simultaneously.

" Do you watch Totally Teri on the Dingo channel?"

" No, Gross." Sam said with a disgusted place.

" Why? " Freddie asked

" `Cause last night my little brother was watching it." I paused. " And they ripped off one of your iCarly bits."

Sam looked mad. " What did they do?"

" One of the stars of the show, hit a button." I said. " And you heard Randooooom Jumpiiiiiing. And then music plays, lights flash and they jump all around."

They had looks of disbelief.

" Dude, that's exactly like Random Dancing." Sam said after she looked at Freddie.

" That's what I'm saying. They ripped off iCarly." I walked off saying " You, guys, should do something about it."

Wonder what they'll do?

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