A/N: XD I'm writing this on the way to BC pizza because I dropped dinner I also made dinner. It was really good too . Some of it survived and was still in the container it was cooked in. Well next chapter! Just so all you readers know I do not plan ahead in this story all I plan ahead is couples and a couple OC's I might also have a random idea when I'm doing something and will add it to this so enjoy!
Warning: Major crack, Yaoi, Yuri, idoitic moments galoir!
Parings: So far NoahxCrona, GirikoxJustin, Shinigami-SamaxAsura, minor MakaxPatty
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~Ai's POV~
"I'm stuffed." I say rubbing my stuffed stomach.
"We're all happy you aren't hungry but did you have to eat all my food?" Stein asks.
"Yep! But this keeps both of you off my list for six couples~" I say happily standing up, "Thanks for the food." I say walking out.
I hum walking down the street, "Ah peace Noah chasing Crona, Giriko and Justin making out, and Kid and Gopher fighting again." I say sighing.
"That isn't peaceful." Liz says as she walks over to me.
"Hi Liz!" I say waving happily.
"So you made Patty and Maka a pairing?" Liz asks raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah I wanted to make a pairing because I was bored and I hadn't made a Yuri couple yet and Patty and Maka were the only girls in the room they also were 89% compatible." I say shrugging.
"They seem happy just wanted to tell you that they went to Death Bucks yesterday." Liz says.
"Coffee!" I scream jumping up and down.
"Do you want coffee?" Liz asks I nod my head with puppy dog eyes, "Fine follow me."
"Thank you!" I say happily and follow her to Death Bucks.
~Kid's POV~
My eye twitches, "So HE is living with us?"
"Yes~" Father says.
"So why is Noah and GOPHER also here?"
"Because they have no where else to go and we have plenty of room!" Father says happily, "Now you have to start becoming okay with Asura! Its not nice to be mean to your parents!"
"Father I have no relation to Asura." I say calmly.
"Well we are dating and I'm waiting a week before I ask Asura to marry me."
"I'm going to kill Ai when I see her next." I swear to myself.
"Noah-Sama I don't want to live with the Shinigami brat!" Gopher yells.
"You have to we have to be good so I can stay with my Crona." Noah says.
"Stay away from Crona pedophile!" I yell down the hall Noah was becoming a constant annoyance.
"Shini-Kun!" I hear and see Asura wearing a blouse and skirt jumping and hugging father.
"Shini-Kun?" I say raising an eyebrow.
"I LOVE COFFEE!" I hear a voice say it was Ai.
"Ai remind me to never buy you coffee again." Liz says.
"Hello Noah! Gopher!" She says hyperly a minute later she walks in the room, "You guys are getting along great! I can't wait to see you two get married! Remember to invite me to the wedding!"
"I hate you!" I yell at Ai.
"For what?" She ask innocently.
"You made my father and Asura fall in love!" I yell.
"They had 99.9999% compatibility for your information and the Love Candy I gave them wore off two hours ago. They really do like each other I just gave them a push in the right direction." She says, "I fiddled with the candy to much and it wore down how long it lasted."
"What about Noah and Crona they could not be compatible." I say.
"That I will not tell." She says winking, "Shinigami-Sama could I please go to Shibusen?"
"Sure Ai-Chan~ I can't deny a god in training~ you also got me and Asu-Chan together~" Father says.
"Thank you!" She says happily, "Yay! I can learn more to make more pairings! I love you guys!"
"So Ai were are you staying?" Liz asks her.
"I'm staying with Maka!" Ai says I sigh in releif she wasn't staying here.
"If you want to you can stay here." Liz says.
"Sorry but if I did I would be running around like an idiot half the time and breaking stuff. I do that in large places."
"Okay." Liz says, "Watch out for Blair."
"Okay Liz!" She says saluting then leaving.
"I'm so glad she isn't staying here." I sigh.
"Kid you know its good to be on a God of Love's good side it means you are more likely to find your soul mate. Also she's less likely to put you in an immediate pairing with anyone if you're on her good side."
~Maka's POV~
I hear knocking, "Maka." Another couple knocks, "Maka." Another couple knocks, "Maka." Another couple knocks, "Maka."
I answer the door and it's Ai.
"Hi Ai this is Soul and my apartment. Watch out for Blair." I tell Ai.
"Liz told me already." She says smiling.
A new room mate? Nyaa~ I hear a female voice say, Blair I think sourly.
~Ai's POV~
I hear a female person say something then a girl with purple hair gold eyes a hat and really revealing clothing hug me my face going into her chest.
It is hard to breath though someone's boobs I can tell you that much especially when that person has D cups.
Maka-Chop! Maka yells hitting the person on the head with a book.
Maka was that necessary I may have not been able to breath but still she probably has brain damage now.
Blair doesn't have a brain. Maka says.
Oh so that's Blair. I say then help Blair up, Hi my name is Ai in ten years I'm going to become the new God of Love. I tell her.
So you're the girl who was speaking. I'm Blair a cat with strong magical powers! Nyaa~ She says.
Aww! What do you look like in cat form? I ask I loved cats.
Blair will show Ai-Chan! Nyaa~ She says and in a poof of smoke Blair was a cat.
Cute! I yell hugging her, "I love kitties!"
"You seriously like her?" Maka asks.
"Yep! I love cats and she talks which makes it twice as awesome!" I say happily.
"Ai-Chan's a God of Love?" Blair asks me.
"In ten years I will be!" I say happily.
"How old are you know?"
"90."
"Wow I didn't see that coming." Maka says wide eyed, "I thought you were like 15."
"We age slowly and go into retire ment which starts when we're 400 we stop aging even before retirement. We age really slowly. When we look 21 we are like 100 years old."
"So Gods of Love look young forever?" Blair asks.
"Yeah we live a long time but retire quickly though I'm not giving up my seat that fast. Only 300 years is too little time. The only reson Gods of Love retire so quickly is because they worry about someone coming to kill them but I don't care. I'm fine thats why I'm fine with doing this." I say shrugging, "So how's things going with Patty?"
"The Love Candy wore off hours ago now we're just closer friends." Maka says and I nod.
"I fiddled to much they usually last around 5 years." I tell them.
"Can I have one and use it on my little scythe boy?" Blair asks.
"No I have special plans for Soul." I say and then start laughing like a maniac.
"Okay I do not want to know what that laugh was about." Soul says as he walks in.
"Yeah you don't." I say smiling evily.
"Okay I'll be going to Black Stars house." Soul says as he leaves.
"So what do you want for dinner?" Maka asks.
"Fish!" Blair says happily.
"Not you Blair Ai." Maka says.
"How about tuna I haven't had fish in a while." I say shrugging.
"Thank you Ai-Chan!" Blair says hugging me again.
"I'm not a huggy thing!" I yell flailing my arms.
"Maka-Chop!"
Okay sorry new OC didn't make it this chapter but I promise that in the next chapter she will be in it. I just had to end it here. Also tommorow is Ai's first day at Shibusen! The horror! What will she do? Find out in the next chapter of Curse of The God of Love! Also review it makes me feel loved and you get a cookie and a plushie of your favorite Soul Eater character or if we are all out a hunter from left 4 dead plushie or an actual hunter to keep away all those annoying sales people! So well goodbye little for now little ones as Ai said in the first chapter!