When Bad Anime Gets Worse

By: Mecha Scorpion

All right, this chapter's gonna be a little different. For starters, less Digimon and FF. Plus, none of those… Derek Tiffany Cooper people. Whoever they are. And no script.

So, we begin!

Everyone was hanging out in the castle courtyard. Well, almost everyone. Actually, not many people. In truth, it was only the three authors (so far) and everyone in the Zelda universe. Not like that's a lot or anything.

"So," Ingo was saying, "I believe the problem is all the Pokemon perverted stuff in this town."

"Way to go, Captain Obvious," remarked Inviso snidely, sitting on top of a disgusting plushie of Pichu and Pikachu… hugging. Yeah, that's all.

"So, what-a should we do?" said Mario, of all people. Darunia kicked him out.

"Well, I think that our three authors," suggested some idiot guard with no name, "should go carry them out somewhere in Hyrule and slice them into pieces!"

"Er, one problem, Your Anonymousness!" reported some dorky little guy. "They seem to be immune to slicing!"

Link angrily flung his sword at the pile. The Master Sword bent in half. Everyone sweat dropped.

"How about burning them?" suggested Impa. "We could take them somewhere to burn them all!"

"But first we'd have to get all of them!" yelled the King of Hyrule, who ducked out of sight as soon as he was done speaking.

"Well, I thought we got most of them into the town square," shrugged Malon.

"Yes, but what about in other places of Hyrule? I received a report from the Gerudos that their valley is full up!" snarled Nabooru.

"OK," said Sovios, picking his teeth with an enormous axe thingy, "so Inviso, Mecha Scorpion and I will go collect all the Pokemon stuff, take it to the Zora land, and burn it!"

"You idiot, it's all water! You can't burn the stuff there!" roared Zidane.

"Well, excuse me," huffed Sovios.

"I have an idea," said Saria, who had been quiet throughout the whole argument so far. "We should collect all the… (shudder) stuff (wince) and carry it to Death Mountain! Then, they would burn in the lava in Dodongo Caverns!"

"That's not such a bad idea…" mused Rauru eagerly.

"So it's settled, then," said Mecha Scorpion. The world-famous Master of Satire leaned back in his royal chair, looking very pleased with himself. "I and the other two authors will carry all the Pokemon hentai, yaoi, lemons and other such nonsense to the fires of Death Mountain."

"Sounds suspicious," said Zelda. "Three short people going to a volcano to destroy a source of evil? Two of them short, one scrawny and half dead?"

"Hey! I just don't use conditioner," snarled Sovios.

"And I'm not short!" howled Inviso and Mecha at the same time.

"Whatever," smirked the Princess.

Annoyed but undaunted, Inviso, Mecha and Sovios went out on their quest.

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