Hey guys, sorry for the hold up, I was too lazy posting another chapter n' stuff, sorry about that. And I was thinking about your kind reviews and then I was all like "I can't hold them up! They're waiting for another chapter n' stuff!" so here it is, Chapter 3. Enjoy n' stuff! (I'm making "n' stuff" my catchphrase" BUTTER!
Randy sighed as he walked over to school, he was still thinking of the riddle the Nomicon gave him. "Cunningham! Snap out of it, today is Ninja Appreciation Day!" Howard said. "Wait, Ninja Appreciation Day? And who thought of this?" asked Randy. "Well, um, Mcfist?" "What the juice Howard?! You know this could be a trap to destroy the ninja!" "Shoob…" muttered Howard. When they reached Norrisville high, Randy saw Theresa talking to Debby Kang. Randy looked at Theresa with meaningful eyes and waved. Theresa saw Randy and happily waved back. Debby saw this and pulled her away, the only thing Randy could see was Debby saying something and pointing to Randy. Theresa blushed a deep shade of red. Randy saw this and became confused. I'm glad at least I like Theresa- umm I mean as a friend! Yeah, as a friend. Randy thought nervously. Howard then finishes talking to himself like a total shoob and says "Cunningham, you understand?" "Uhh yeah Howard I do." Randy and Howard walk into the school just to see Bash pick on Bucky, again. "Come back here nerd!" called Bash. Bucky ran away as his little legs could take him. Randy headed to science class and silently wished a monster or a robot would attack. Well Randy got his wish and a snake-bear-thing came bursting out a wall and gave some excitement to this Ninja. "A Sn-ear! So HONKIN' BRUCE!" Randy dashed behind a thrown over desk and put on the Ninja Mask, He felt a black fabric surround him and immediately felt more powerful. "Hey Snear! Get a load of Ninja Electro balls!" Surprisingly, the electro balls defeated it in one shot. "What the juice? Normally it would take more, but Viceroy probably isn't bringing his A-Game." Said Randy, "Smokebomb!" shouted Randy as he threw down a Smoke-Bomb. He reappears behind a bush as good ole' Randy Cunningham. Randy spots a tent in the foot-ball field.
"What the juice?" He realized this must be for 'Ninja Appreciation Day'. He saw crowds of students reach the Ninja Appreciation Day Fair. Randy spotted Theresa and Debby talking to each other while headed to the fair. She still probably smells like rainbows…thought Randy dreamily. He shook and head and went into the fair and saw Howard glare daggers at him. "You did NNS didn't you? I knew it! You shoob!" "Howard! No man it isn't like that! If I didn't NNS, this fair would be nothing but rubble!" Then an explosion happened near the tent and caused a disturbance in the force of the fair. Randy's eyes widened as he realized. "Oh. My. Ninja! I figured it out! To protect your loved ones, you must love them no more. I just need to save the people I don't love!" Randy exclaimed. Then a massive robotic dragon started burning everything. A familiar scream was heard in the distance. "Theresa!" Randy called. Randy charged into the flames, putting on the Ninja Mask and becoming the Ninja. He dashed towards the lady-in-distress and saw her dangling above the fire and holding on to a wooden plank. "Help!" called out Theresa. "Hold on Ther- I mean random girl I totally don't know!" called back The Ninja. Theresa started slipping off and fell into the flames. "Theresa!" called out The Ninja. He started dashing towards her and catches her in the nick of time. "Umm… thanks Ninja… but I thought you didn't know my name?" "Umm… well I then remembered… "Theresa looked down, as in disappointment. "What's wrong?" asked the Ninja. "Well you sound like someone I know…" The Ninja was about to respond but fire around them grew stronger and The Ninja called out, "Ninja Air Fist!" creating a path to carry Theresa on his back out of the fair and back outside. He leaped over obstacles and saw the robotic dragon burning in its own fire. "That dragons pretty much shoobed." Muttered The dashed out of the fair and he saw the flames burning the fair. He drops Theresa onto the ground and Theresa started to blush as she leaned closer. Randy saw this and leaned closer, he took of his mask until it revealed his mouth. They continued leaning until their lips finally touched.