The Most Normal Ones Are The Most Insane Ones

Chapter Three

Alfred came into the room and said "Master Wayne do you need my help?" Bruce looked at Alfred and said "Yes I do and I'll be back." Alfred looked at Barbara and grabbed the cure for the laughing gas and said "Okay but be careful Master Wayne." Bruce got into the Batmobile and drove to the abandon carnival where he left the Joker. Bruce parked in front of the gate and then he jumped out of the car. He grabbed his grappling hook and aimed it to the gate so he can get to the other side. Bruce shot his grappling hook and he jumped off the gate. He ran to the House Of Mirrors. He went inside to check if Joker was still there but he wasn't. Then he heard a roller coaster going up the rails.

Joker wanted liked playing these games with Batman. 'Should I just kill him? Or should I just ruin on of his little Bird Boys life?' Joker started talking to himself "This is going to be a BLAST!" Joker waited there for Batman. So then he started hearing the many little voices in his head. One was saying "Let's just kill the Old Bat!" in a deep voice. Another was saying "Let's just jump off this roller coaster!" in a high pitched voice. Another was saying "No this is bad, really bad!" in scared voice. Another was saying "The Batman made you into this monster! He's the crazy one! He belongs in ARKHAM!" in a mad voice. This one voice in particular… Joker listened to this voice all the time, that's where he gets all the crazy ideas. He was telling Joker "Let's lead him to the House Of Mirrors, then we will tell him stuff that would make him mad, and then when he starts fighting, you will spray the new Joker Toxin in his face!" Then Joker heard Batman coming to the roller coaster so he ran to The House of Mirrors. Joker had his crowbar with him. So he knew Batman would come in any minute. Bruce went in to the House Of Mirrors. Then Joker popped out of nowhere and Joker had his crowbar with him. "Well isn't it the Old Bat! The Batman… You wanna know something?!" Joker let out a big laugh. Bruce just stayed quite like always. "You've failed your little Birdy. Remember cause I do! I beat him with this old thing… I hit him so many times… but you wanna know what's funny? He didn't even fight back! Which made it less funnier." Joker walked around Bruce with his crowbar laughing. Bruce stayed quite again. "Quite like always! You know it's true! HaHaHaHa! You don't give a shit for any of your little sidekicks! All you care about is your GOD DAMN self! You make then think you care but let's face it Batman YOU DON'T CARE!" Joker said almost laughing. Bruce was getting mad, you could see it in his face. "Ehh Batman, You know I'm right! Come on Batman just kill me all ready! You've could of done it a long time ago! But you DIDN'T! Come on I know you want to choke me! Just do it already!" Joker stopped walking around Bruce. Bruce ran towards Joker but the Joker swung his crowbar at his stomach. Bruce almost fell. He just ran towards the Joker again but this time he punched him in the face. Joker fell down. "I know all your fears… I even know all your little sidekicks fears! HaHaHaHa! I have a surprise in store just for you Bats!" Joker laughed. Bruce grabbed Joker by the neck and picked him up. Joker sprayed Bruce in the face with his new Joker Toxin. Bruce fell down. "I told ya Bats! A special surprise just for you!"