Rabbits here with another chapter in this story. So those that read this Thanks for taking your time to read this story and yes my grammar is not the best I know (so does my English teacher XD ) Anyway onto the story.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own anything except Rabbit
Rabbit woke up to grass around him and titan rolling in said grass.
"Oh thank god titan got sucked in with me."
Rabbit looked around him and noticed this wasn't his usual scenery. There was plants growing, no dead bodies or undead and things seemed to be happy instead of gloomy.
"Where the hell am i?"
Titan was still rolling in the grass almost as saying "This grass is really soft"
A million things were going through rabbit's head such as "did I die and go to heaven?" and "Who the hell changed me into my regular clothes?"
Rabbit had enough of sitting on his ass and decided to walk for a bit until he could get some answers. Titan saw rabbit leaving and ran to catch up with his owner.
Rabbit and titan walked for a while until titan started barking at a blue slime dog like thing.
"Ok I've seen some stuff, but that thing takes the award for the weirdest thing I've seen in my life and I've seen the dead rise."
Titan being the curious dog he is walked up to it and sniffed it. The slime thing did not liked being sniffed and tackled titan.
"OH HELL NO! You did not just hit my dog."
Rabbit proceed to walk up to the thing and cut its bitch ass and then he lit it on fire by throwing a match on it to finish the job.
"so it's highly flammable"
Blue slime thing
Weaker than sprinters
Highly flammable
May be able to make napalm
"Another creature for the book, but still no answers to where I am."
Rabbit and titan walked on for a bit till they reached what seemed to be like a city and the best part it was alive with people not the undead. Seeing this almost brought rabbit to tears. The last time he saw people was when he was with his squad and that was two years ago.
"A city…..with people, but I thought all cities were overrun with the undead"
They proceed to walk into the city and it seemed rather peaceful. Of course rabbit being the way he was dressed got a lot of stares from people. Most being female and most asking what's under the hood, what he's done/seen and that they didn't know wolves could be tamed.
"What the hell these people act like they never seen a dog or something and they stare at me like I'm the most interesting man in the world" (I've seen that commercial so many times)
He wondered around for a while until a couple of things struck his mind such as ,where is he going to sleep, What's the currency here or what are the rules and such. He then remembered that he still had his ATM card on him and decided it was worth a shot.
"After all these years I still have this piece of plastic on me…it might have just paid off saving this"
He walked up to what seemed like an ATM, puts his card in, put in his card and what surprised the absolute hell out of him was instead of having 1,000 dollars he had 10,000,000 credits.
"What the fuck….then again I shouldn't be complaining and what are credits?
Rabbit not wanting to question his luck decided to get ten-thousand credits out , get a room and then have some fun for once in a long time.
Rabbit checked into a inn and got a standard room. He walked into the room and as he thought it was nothing special. It had one bed, a bathroom, T.V, a mini-fridge, and a small table. He put down his stuff and the stuff he bought from a store nearby.
"Alright first order of business a shower,then some lunch and then a day in town.
He pulled out a soap and shampoo that weren't cheap. A combined total of three hundred credits.
" This stuff better be high quality otherwise I'm going to bust some skulls open.
Rabbit showered, made titan take a bath, ate some cheeseburgers he bought.
He also put on some new clothes and put his others clothes in a washing machine they had nearby. They new clothes were somewhat like his usual clothes except for the colors. The hoodie was grey, pants were black and he had a grey t-shirt under the hoodie.
"Alright time for some fun -whistles- Titan come along boy"
Titan hearing his master's call ran up to him and tilted his head as if saying "What's up with the new clothes?"
"Alright titan let's go to the park for some fun"
Titan not sure what rabbit meant by that tilted his head again until rabbit pulled out a tennis ball. Almost as it instinctive titan jumped up for it and wagged his tail.
Both of them went to the park and played fetch. People gave titan weird looks and some question rabbit's sanity. But rabbit being who he was could give two flying fucks what they thought and when someone approached him to ask why he was playing with a monster to which he replied "Why should you care ?" or "What you've never seen a dog?" people leaving who got those response usually left pissed off or muttering what's a dog.
A few hour passed rabbit was tired from playing fetch and decide to rest on a bench. Rabbit noticed some sort of activity going on and decided to investigate. To his surprise it was a festival. It was filled with rides, food, and a kissing booth? He saw a sign reading kiss the cpus or cpu candidates.
"What the hell is a cpu?...oh crap where's titan?"
Rabbit looked around and saw titan playing with some kids, much to the parents annoyance and some seemed surprised that he wasn't attacking the children.
"Seems like titan is having fun and now back to the booth"
The kissing booth was surrounded by men, but none of them were doing anything. They seemed like they were scared or too embarrassed to do anything. Rabbit could hear some muttering "This is the year I kiss the cpu" other were saying "wonder who has the balls to go and kiss them?"
Rabbit very curious decided to walk up and see what all the talk was about. He saw some men approach and then immediately run away or some backing out before even making it to the booth.
Rabbit was having a small laugh and thought "Hell I might as well go and kiss them if none of these "men" have the guts to do it…..you know what i only live once."
Rabbit looked at his options. He had eight options to choose from. Two people had purple hair, another two had silver hair, one had green hair, two had blue hair and the last one had pink.
"Ok the last three out of the question since they seem really young, the green hair one I'm pretty sure people would want to if I kiss her….that leaves four."
Rabbit debated with himself, but he finally cut the two that seemed older than him. That left two. One had purple hair and was wearing a white swimsuit? And her *coughs* assets where average. The other had silver hair, black swim suit?, and seemed flat, but to rabbit size didn't matter to him.
" Alright who do I go for….both equally cute….maybe I'll go for both if possible"
Rabbit flicked himself for thinking that way and decided to go for the one with purple hair and a white swimsuit?
"The one with purple seems a bit shy and could probably use some affection….let's do this"
Rabbit tapped the man next to him
"What do you need?"
"Got a breath mint?"
"Yeah sure...here you go:
Rabbit put the breath mint in his mouth and was about to do something that many men would want him dead.
Before he could take a step the same man tapped his shoulder.
"Can I help you mr?"
"Its Victor and i hope you're not planning to do what I think you are"
"As a matter of fact I am. Why are you going to try and stop me?"
"No I'm not, but if you do it then you sir have my respect"
"By the way my name is Alex, but friends call me rabbit"—extends hand—
Victor shock rabbit's hand and said "Good luck my friend.
Rabbit started walking towards the booths. Everyone was looking at him. Some men said "think he'll actually do it?" while the rest said "Watch he'll back out soon"
From the outside rabbit looked cool as an ice cube, but inside he was panicking and ready to back out.
"Ok I can back out right now if I want…..NO NOT THIS MAN. I survived the end of humanity and surely I can do what no other guys has the balls to do!"
Soon enough he was at the booth. The young lady seemed surprised that he choose her instead of the others and so were the others.
Rabbit broke the ice with a simple hello.
"Hi"
"Hi"
"..."
"..."
"So who do I have the pleasure to share this kiss with?"
She turned red and almost all of the men's mouths dropped. Rabbit had gotten the further than any other guy and was almost sealing the deal.
"my name is Nepgear"
"Lovely name oh and my name is Alex friends call me rabbit"
"..."
"Not to seem like your typical man, but I do believe I came for a kiss."
Nepgear turned even redder and Rabbit decide to disarm the situation.
"It doesn't have to be on the lip, I could kiss you on the cheek if you want."
"..."
Rabbit knew he wasn't going to get anywhere so he decided to go for it and pulled her in and kissed her on the lip. Every single guy's mouth dropped ,people watching were stunned and someone yelled "HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT!"
The kiss lasted for a good minute and when rabbit pulled away she was redder than a tomato. Rabbit pulled out a piece of paper, wrote down his number, and handed it to her.
"If you ever want to go on a date, hang out or just chat call me"
He walked away and everyone, gave him a thumbs up, high five, or said there goes that boy" Most of them who said that were male and most likely single"
Rabbit and titan got back to their room. On the bed were his clothes dried and a note from the owner who turned out to be victor.
Dear rabbit
You actually did and you also left your clothes in the washer so I decided to dry clean them for you.
P.s your stay is on me. Stay as long as you want
P.p.s turn on the t.v
-Victor
Rabbit turned on the t.v and turns out he was in the news. Apparently he was the first guy to kiss the cpu candidate and apparently that was big news.
"What the hell did I just do!?"
Looks like rabbit did what no other person would do. Find out what happens in the next chapter
Also shoutout to AIYF productions and Phillip the hawk
When I saw you guys favorited my story I literally fell out of my bed…..actually i fell out of my bed surprised anyone followed my story and or reviewed it.
Until next time IWhackRabbits is signing off
P.s AIYF productions huge fan...just saying
P.p.s would anyone be willining to draw me a cover image. I would draw one myself, but I can't draw to save my life.
