Anyone interested in chapter 3? No? Tough you're still gettin' it.

WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness, IYxTsubasa

DISCLAIMER: I Do NOT own any of the InuYasha or Tsubasa people so don't sue me.

Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year

Chapter Three

Because of the fact that their High School is connected to an elementary school, the high schoolers are forced to share the bus with annoying 7-10 year olds. And then they had to share it with a near by elementary school too, so it was a full bus. And I must say, those seven year olds know more curse words than I do!

But onward with the story. Arie, Tasha and InuYasha raced to see who would get the back seat first. Of course, Arie and Tasha won. Kouga sat in the seat in front of Arie while Kurogane sat in the seat in front of Tasha. And, well, yeah, you get it. Anyway, today was different than other days. They had a substitute bus driver.

And she looked psycho.

She looked like she was around the age of mid 40 and had a huge clump of baldness on the left side of her head. Her hair looked like she had been electrified. She wore bifocals that were lopsided and looked like they had come from the early 1700's. She was in her pajama shirt. But what really topped it of was the fact that she wasn't wearing any pants. If that's not crazy I don't know what is anymore.

The bus was off when everyone got on the bus, so when everyone was on, she started the bus. Apparently she didn't here the engine. She started the engine again, which made that noise that sounds like it might explode. She started it again. When she was ready to start it again, everyone screamed at the top of their lungs "ITS ALREADY ON!!!" in fear that the bus would explode and they all die a slow, painful death.

So, the bus ride continued. Every turn they made them think it would be their last. She made the turns so sharp, that Kurogane somehow get into Tasha's seat (how'd that happen?) This lady was going 90 in a 15 mph zone. Everyone was afraid she was gonna kill somebody, or drive over a cliff and jump out at the last second and watch as everyone drowned to death at the bottom of the ocean. Luckily, she would slow down every time it was someone's stop. Unfortunately, the Inu-gumi's stop was the last stop. And since there were so many people on the bus, it took an hour to get home.

But anyways, Kurogane was thrown from his seat into Tasha's lap (let me remind you that he sat in front of Tasha and is now in her seat). She was blushing for two reasons. One was because he was heavy (haha) two cuz he was on her friggin' lap. Usually it's the other way around. Arie and InuYasha started "Oh"ing just to tease. Tasha gave them a death glare and they both shut up.

Well, to make a long story short, they survived the bus ride from hell. As the got off the bus, InuYasha got on the floor and kissed the ground, like he had been out at sea for years. Arie blessed herself a thousand times (She's Catholic) and hugged Kouga. No matter how many times she hugs me, I blush! I thought I would be past this stage already! Kouga mentally yelled at himself as he felt his cheeks turn red. But even so, he didn't hesitate to hug her back. Tasha took this opportunity to hug Kurogane as well. Kurogane kissed her. Don't ask why, he just did. Tasha blushed five different colors of pink and seven of red (if there are that many colors of red and pink). But she didn't object either. Arie and InuYasha started "Oh"ing again, and this time Kurogane death glared them. They didn't stop, though. Tasha death glared 'em and they stopped immediately. Kouga made a slight smile come across his face. She'll never change. And I hope it stays that way.

They went inside their house and threw their bags to the side. Kagome and Sango started their homework immediately. Arie got a soda and a cookie, then plopped on the couch next to Kouga. Kouga was channel surfing, looking for something good to watch. InuYasha was eating a whole bag of potato chips while watching TV. Kurogane was on the other couch with Tasha. Kirara was napping in her little cat box. Shippou was doing his homework. Sesshoumaru went to his room, as usual.

Ever since they came here, Sesshoumaru was super quiet. And it always bothered Arie, since he was her second favorite character. She got up from where she was sitting and went upstairs to Sesshoumaru's room. She stood in front of the door, ready to knock, when she heard something. Is that… Christina Aguilera music? She thought to herself. She opened the door ever so slowly. And she was scarred for life from what she saw.

There was Sesshoumaru. In a blue miniskirt. Red lipstick, mascara, eyeliner, a white blouse, a pink bra stuffed with tissues. Sesshoumaru was in front of the mirror, dancing and singing along to the song "I Turn To You".

When I'm lost in the rain,
In your eyes I know I'll find the light
To light my way.
And when I'm scared,
And losing ground,
When my world is going crazy,
You can turn it all around.
And when I'm down you're there
- pushing me to the top.
You're always there,
giving me all you've got.
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
When I lose the will to win,
I just reach for you and
I can reach the sky again.
I can do anything
'Cause your love is so amazing,
'Cause your love inspires me.
And when I need a friend,
You're always on my side
Giving me faith
taking me through the night
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
For the arms to be my shelter
through all the rain,
For truth that will never change,
For someone to lean on,
For a heart I can rely on through anything,
For that one who I can run to...
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
For a shield from the storm,
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong,
For the will to carry on
For everything you do,
for everything that's true
I turn to you.
I turn to you...

Arie was trying not to die laughing. But she had to admit, he was a pretty good singer. Sesshoumaru, with his keen sense of smell and hearing, heard snickering and smelled Arie's sent. He quickly turned to the door and saw her there. Mortified, he began to strip himself of the female apparel and wipe off the makeup he had on his face. Arie walked in and closed the door behind her. Sesshoumaru, now in male clothes and his normal attitude, glared daggers at Arie.

"What do you want?" He coldly said to her.

"Oh don't act so high and mighty. I saw the whole thing. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone." She patted Sesshoumaru's shoulder. Sesshoumaru began to blush.

"Y-you better not." He said, trying to keep a straight face.

"You can count on me, I always keep my secrets."

As she left with a smile on her face, Kouga was waiting outside of the room.

"And what were you doing in there?" He asked, his hands on his hips (wow, I just made Kouga gay)

"Nothing. We were just talking." Arie responded, not losing composure.

"How do I know that?"

"You have a good sense of smell, If we were doing something in there, you would smell Sesshoumaru on me, correct?" She had won that battle.

"O-okay, so you weren't doing anything. So why was the door closed?"

"Because it was a private conversation. You know, a girl to gir- I mean girl to guy conversation. C'mon, Kouga, don't be so jealous." She pinched his cheeks again. "You know I love you and only you!" She pulled him into another kiss. "Now c'mon, lets go do our homework."

"Okay."

So the couple went downstairs, hand in hand.

Too… much… FLUFF!!!

Sesshoumaru lovers are gonna kill me now xD;;;