All Was Golden When The Day Met The Night...
Spencer and I looked at each other, my jaw practically on the floor and Spencer grinning.
'Spencer, why are you grinning like a homicidal maniac, man? It's freaking me out!'
Brendan whined
'I knew it! Jon owes me $100 now!'
'W-w-what? You made bets on whether me and ryro were going out or not?'
'Yup, we did!'
'Spencer? Ry? Bren?'
'Oh hey Jon' Brendan and Ry chorused, and then carried on staring into each other's eyes like little love birds.
'JON! YOU OWE ME DUDE!'
'O-o-owe you for what Spence?'
'Those two are dating! I need $100 Jon'
Spencer said motioning to the boys.
'Oh My God! Remember Boys. Love And Affection Causes infection'*
By this point I was on the floor laughing, and Ryan and Brendan were just sat there with shocked looks on their faces.
'Oh. My. God. Spencer that's just really weird! Isn't it Bren?'
'Ummmm, yeah.'
Jon was Counting his money into Spencer's hand, and the lovers were still staring at each other.
'Err, guys aren't you supposed to be rehearsing or something?' I Said.
'Oh yeah, c'mon guys, we do kind of need to do this rehearsal today.'
'Err, why is this one rehearsal so important?'
'Oh yeah, we forgot to tell you, tonight we're gonna record the songs tonight and send a link to pete wentz, just to see if he actually reads it or hears it or whatever.'
'SPENCER... Crap i don't know your full name. What is it? Hang on i need to know all your full names, in case i need to shout at you.'
'Well mines Spencer James Smith'
'Mines Brendan Boyd Urie'
'Mines Ryan Ross_'
'Don't Even lie Ryan! Its George Ryan Ross III'
'Oh My God that is amazing!'
'Well i hate it.'
'Mines Jon Jacob Walker.'
'Okay I'll try that again. SPENCER JAMES SMITH you didn't tell me about you guys sending a link to pete wentz?'
'Err, i don't know?'
'Okay, anyway, i wanna hear some music now.'
So the guys started playing, and then Brendan sang, it was amazing!
'Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and under duress.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and under duress.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...

Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.'

'Oh My God guys, Your amazing!'
'Thanks! Did you say that you could play drums?'
'Well, Yeah I can!'
'Well...'
'What?'
'Do you wanna play for a bit? Brendan will teach you the drums to one of our songs.'
'You Sure thats okay Spence?'
'Yeah Course!'
'Okay, Bren, come teach me your song!'
'Hang on, i'm just going to collect the pizza, freestyle for a bit?'
'Okay, Is anyone staying?'
'Ryan is.'
'Oh Okay!'