Here you go dudes another one for you.

Pairing: Itachi x Naruto

Dedicated to DesperateLoveKoi, as she requested it!

Marked.

Naruto sat at the bar, cradling the bottle of whisky the bartender had left on the counter for him. He had just come home from a week long mission to find his boyfriend of three years, Kiba, had left him for someone else. Naruto would have been able to handle it if it had been another guy, but no, Kiba had left him for a woman. Ino of all people!

"Fucking females." He cursed to no one in particular.

"I hear you buddy. Women are nothing but trouble." Someone answered.

Naruto turned and saw it was the ex missing-nin Itachi Uchiha that was speaking to him. Itachi had been allowed back into the village after indisputable evidence had proven that he was on a small trip of pleasure to Suna when the slaughter had occurred. Because it was a vacation, it had been filed as such, and only discovered when Shizune had re organized the filing cabinet.

"Hey Itachi, how's it going?" The nineteen-year-old Hokage in training asked with slurred words.

Itachi shrugged. "Lousy. Hana left me, Sasuke is constantly on edge because TenTen has hit the 'I hate you and this is all your fault' stage of her pregnancy and I'm pretty sure that Sakura and Ino are taking pictures of us while we dress. How are you?"

"Drunk. I came home from a weeklong mission to find all of Kiba's stuff gone and a note telling me that after three years, he's pretty sure he doesn't love me like that any more. Oh, and not to worry about him because he's moving in with Ino because they are in love. How can someone wake up one day and decide 'I don't love my boyfriend any more. I think I want a woman.' I gave that man three years of my life and he doesn't even have the decency to tell me in person. Coward!" Naruto finished speaking and poured himself another shot and downed it.

Itachi followed suit. "I can understand that. Hana came to me today and told me she wanted out, that I was just too moody. Pfft, women."

Naruto poured himself and Itachi a shot of the whisky. "To us, the pathetic left behinds of the Inuzuka siblings and to Mr. Jack Daniels for putting us in this state."

Itachi clinked his glass with Naruto's. "Here, here. From this moment on, I will not be at the mercy of women any more. It's men forever!"

XOX

The pounding behind Naruto's eyes woke him. He groaned and rolled over to stave of the offending sun that sparkled in his bedroom window. He rolled right into something warm. His first thought is that Kiba had come home, so he wrapped his arms around him.

"Morning Kiba." He smiled.

Kiba rolled to face him and Naruto gasped. "Itachi!" He said a little to loudly.

Itachi opened his eyes slowly and gave the same reaction. "What am I doing in your bed? We didn't – oh god we did!"

Naruto started to panic lightly (understatement of the century). "Ohmigod, Ohmigod, what have I done? You're my best friend's brother and I slept with you! Sasuke's gonna kill me!" He started to climb out of bed and noticed his state of undress. Wrapping a sheet around himself, he began to pace the room.

Itachi watched him pace and began to chuckle. That turned into a full laugh.

Naruto growled at turned around. "What, praytell, is so funny?"

"You – chuckle – have my name tattooed – snort – on tour arm!" Itachi started laughing harder.

The blind looked to his bicep and sure enough, in scrolled black letters, were the words 'Itachi Forever'. He placed a steely glared at the man in his bed. "Shut it Uchiha."

Itachi, teary eyes and breathless, climbed from the bed and sauntered into the en-suite bathroom. He came out a few moments later looking paler that usual.

"What?" Naruto asked.

Itachi turned slowly to expose his backside. Naruto's morning soon got better. There, tattooed over his two butt cheeks in bold red letters, were the words 'UZUMAKI'S BITCH'

Naruto laughed tearfully as he got dressed. "Come on bitch, I'll but you breakfast."

Owari x