Hey guys! I'm back again! I've been updating this REALLY fast, mostly 'cause a)my summer is pretty bland b)I love writing this and c)I really don't know what else to do. School is starting in two weeks, so I might go a bit slower after this one. So, ya...here it is.

Again: THANKS FOR ALL THE AWESOME REVIEWS! That's actually another reason I'm updating like a maniac, because my readers like my story. :)

ENJOY~

China©

'China take all. You can go home now.'

-China

(A sneak peek at China's Facebook Wall)

United Bloody Kingdom updated his status.

Hmm. I can't seem to find my glass fairy. I wonder where it went?

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United States The Hero Don't look in your rose bushes.

United Bloody Kingdom Ah HA! I found it! It was in the rose bushes after all, but unfortunately it did not survive in one piece. Why do I get the feeling America has something to do with this?

China Has Copyright Opium, why were your scones under the sofa?

School is starting in WHAT? Who hid my scones? No wonder so many of them were missing from the kitchen. And don't call me Opium!

FranceLove You should keep your awful scones there, Opium. They don't belong anywhere else.
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United Bloody Kingdom DON'T CALL ME OPIUM! You weren't even in the war, frog. And my scones are not awful! They taste delicious.

FranceLove Please excuse me while I gag.
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United Bloody Kingdom You too, Japan? Ugh, my shoulders are aching. I need a massage.

FranceLove Oh HONHONHON~, you need a massage? I'll be very glad to do it for you.
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United States The Hero Uh, just so you know, Brit, I have nothing to do with your scones or that fairy thing. I'm totally innocent, okay, dude? So cross me out on your list of suspects. Thanks, man. Chill.

United Bloody Kingdom You are not getting away with this, America!

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China Has Copyright YinGuo (England in Chinese), why did you tag me as the person being squished? I think that's supposed to be you, aru~

United Bloody Kingdom It's history. I defeated you in the Opium Wars, so I squished you like a bug.

China Has Copyright You an ass.

(End of sneak peek)

"Alright, next up is..." England checked his notebook, "France."

China thought he said France like the date of the apocalypse.

Very slowly and reluctantly, England pressed the play button.

'When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly...'

England didn't bother to hide his groan; nor did all the other countries, except France.

'Ahhh girl look at that body

Ahhh girl look at that body

Ahhh girl look at that body

I'm sexy and I know it'

"Well, I suppose that's enough," England said. "Okay, France...why don't you make your speech now...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

France had already sauntered up England's stage to stand next to him. And he wasn't wearing an inch of clothing.

China covered his eyes. These Westerner are so showy, China thought. It make my eyes burn.

There was the sound of England stumbling backwards. "This Ceremony is rated PG-13! Why are you NAKED?"

"Well, Japan said he liked my song, so I decided to show them my secrets," France's voice said. "Japan, I know you dig it in, don't you? Ohonhonhon~"

China removed his hands to see Japan looking very flustered. "I onry meant to be porite," Japan said, blushing furiously. "Mr. France, I beg you to purease put your curothes on!"

"FRANCE!" Germany bellowed from the other side of the room. "This is a proper ceremony, not zome stripping club! You eizer dress appropriately, or GET OUT!"

France sniffed delicately. "Well, you don't have to yell," he said. "Fine, if that's what you want."

After the matter of France was worked out, the ceremony continued, but everyone was in a restless mood. Spain kept ruffling Romano's hair, Italy chatted with Germany, Belarus was trying to convince Russia to marry her, but Russia was trying to make China become one with him, which was creeping China out. America...or was it Canada? was having a fight with Cuba; Greece slept, Korea argued with Hong Kong, Seychelles scolded France.

The song event continued without any other disturbance. Everyone's speeches went something like this:

England: I'm the host. I don't have anything to say.

Canada: Well, I know you all think I'm America, but I'm actually Canada. I just want to say that...if I win, will you recognize me as Canada instead of America? (Nobody heard him)

China: I won last year, and I'll win again. America is no match for me, aru~ (America: Hey!)

Germany: The Olympics are not about wins or losses. It's about sportzmanship, so I vish you all good luck.

Italy: I'll be cheering from the sidelines! Veee~

Romano: Feel the wrath of Italy! My brother might be a wimp, but I'm also Italian! All you bastards are going down!

Russia: After seeing all your stupid faces, I can already picture myself claiming first place and destroying your every dream and chance in the Olympics. Kolkolkol~ (dark aura)

Japan: I am sure this year's Orympics will be very interesting.

Spain: Boss Spain will win the game!

Belarus: Marry me, Russia...Marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me marry me...

And so on.

~France~

'Oh, honhonhonhon~'

-France

France refused to believe that no one fell for his beauty and grace. It must all just be a huge misunderstanding. After all, Japan was blushing! Japan didn't have to worry, though; his secret was safe with France.

"Okay," England said wearily (What a face, France thought). "The final event is the lighting of the torch. Because of the possibility that my house will be burned down, this will be done outside."

Everyone gathered outside, in England's backyard.

England struck a match and lit the torch. The flames burst to life. Everyone applauded; some cheered. "SUCK MY BALLS, you potato-lover!" Romano said to Germany. "In the name of this flaming stick thingy, I will kick your ass!"

And thus, the Games began.

Meh, I got a little writer's block at the end. Anyway, thanks for reading and give me your comments! Shooting begins next chap. ;)

Love,

~Anna~