Dan
risiblerambunctiousretentive
What is power? Well, duh. It's what keeps the lights going and the T.V. and stuff. Ever heard of a power outage? Man, there was this major one a few years ago. Gah! It was, like, the worst thing ever! I mean, power outages can be kinda cool, especially when Amy starts freaking out, but that time I was right in the middle of breaking my all-time ninja record and BOOM! My little ninja dude is right in the middle of kicking the bad guy's butt, and suddenly the whole thing just dies. Dude, I was so ticked off that I…
Oh, sorry. What was the question again? Oh, right – power. Well, like I said, there's electricity power, and then there's, like, ninja power. Ninjas, sumo wrestlers, and all those guys that look like they could eat a kid like me for lunch. But then again, there are plenty of freaky dudes out there that don't wear diapers or carry shurikens. You got guys like the Godfather who just sit there chewing a cigar all day, and everyone's scared stiff of them. I guess it's really all about money. Isn't everything? When you're rich, you can get away with anything. Take the Kabras, for example. Everybody knows that they're two-faced snakes, but nobody can do anything about it. Even if they tried, the Kabras would probably just bribe the government to exile them to Iceland or something. See what I mean? The rich can get away with anything, and I mean absolutely anything. I guess the saying is true - money is power. Man, I wish I was rich.
So, are we done here? I know I'm supposed to make some dramatic ending statement, but I'm hungry. I wonder if there are any leftovers from last night? Anyway, I'm just gonna leave it at me not caring as long as there are no more power outages while I'm playing video games. So, yeah. This ninja is off... to the fridge.
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Obviously, this isn't my life's masterpiece, but it's Dan. He's not the kind of kid who's going to stay focused on anything serious for too long, so I decided to make this more humorous. I hope I succeeded.