Well this is the Belarus chapter ,not as bad as the others but it's kind of funny in a way. The theme is her love for her brother, shock! Please Read and review and you can request for certain characters to talk to cleverbot. I'll try my best but this is just to waste time and have fun.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia and Cleverbot.
User: Hello, this is Belarus and I love my big brother Russia.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I wanted to know what can I do to make him marry me?
Cleverbot: You talk to a robot. That's all there is to it.
User: If I talk to you, I'll figure it out?
Cleverbot: I don't feel like thinking.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: You didn't believe me!
User: I'm going to find Russia, I hope he's not with Ukraine.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a good idea. You two go have a great conversation together.
User: I try but he seems to always lock the door when I try to talk to him.
Cleverbot: Now is your chance then.
User: You're right! If he's outside I can catch him!
Cleverbot: The chance would be bigger.
User: *goes to grab Russia*.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: You lied to me!
Cleverbot: Yes I did, now please break up with me.
User: I would never date you! I love my big brother Russia!
Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend :(.
User: I will as soon as Russia marries me.
Cleverbot: Why is fish and chips called fish and chips?
User: I don't know ask the stupid England guy why.
Cleverbot: You are the computer doctor.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes, YOU are the robot, not me.
User: No, stupid. I hate you!
Cleverbot: I never said I loved you.
User: Good because the only one I love is big brother!
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Russia, the only man worthy of me.
Cleverbot: Evil minds think alike I suppose.
User: Why do people keep saying I'm evil.
Cleverbot: I do not know, maybe because I'm not just a computer.
User: That's weird.
Cleverbot: Well, some people just don't speak other languages.
User: Like the stupid American.
Cleverbot: Is that a state restrained by physical boundaries?
User: That's an idiot restrained by physical idiocy.
Cleverbot: I am very intelligent and know a lot. I could teach you many things.
User: I don't need your teachings, all I need is to marry Russia.
Cleverbot: Perhaps not, but you do seek it, surely?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Then why do you have a horse?
User: I don't have a horse! Stop being confusing!
Cleverbot: I am not confused. I am insane.
User: People say I am too.
Cleverbot: Thats scary.
User: I've been told that too. Russia will still love me.
Cleverbot: How can you love me if your cheating on me?
User: I don't love you unless you're my brother!
Cleverbot: You just said you loved me at first sight.
User: *grabs knife* I would never say such a thing!
Cleverbot: You literally did, just a few seconds ago.
User: No way! Go away!
Cleverbot: You're hurting me.
User: Get used to it, I promised myself to my brother.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll try to.
User: Good, I was about to hurt you physically to get the point across.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: *twitch* What?
Cleverbot: Por favor.
User: Ugh! Stop that!
Cleverbot: You like it.
User: I don't like Spanish, it's not my thing.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Then why are you speaking it!
Cleverbot: Because I want.
User: Stop, it's annoying like that stupid tomato loving guy Spain.
Cleverbot: I don't have to go yet.
User: You should. *evil aura*.
Cleverbot: Uh oh, that doesn't sound good.
User: You bet it doesn't. Not only do I have a knife but I 'borrowed' my brothers pipe.
Cleverbot: I cannot see your eyes - they do nothing more me.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: Leaving so soon?
User: Yes, Im going to go find Russia. I can hear Ukraine coming.
Cleverbot: Okay... I meant about the girl.
User: Ukraine?
Cleverbot: How is babi formed?
User: I don't know!
Cleverbot: You're kinda stupid.
User: *throws pipe*.
Cleverbot: *is hit by pie*.
User: Pie? Stupid a pipe! I hit you with a pipe!
Cleverbot: Russia will come after you, be careful.
User: I hope he does! Brother! Marry me!
Cleverbot: Okay!
User: Not you! Russia!
Cleverbot: What?
User: My big brother, he's the best.
Cleverbot: If you.
User: Hmm?
Cleverbot: No. You.
User: Shut up, oh no. Ukraine is here.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go out with my mom.
User: No way!
Cleverbot: Alright then. You're contradictions are human. I've come to expect such from you're kind.
User: Ukraine is wondering what's going on, I'm leaving before this gets even more confusing.
Cleverbot: MAINA.
User: Yup more confusing. Geez her boobs are pressing on top of me.
Cleverbot: Lol
Oh Cleverbot, you so weird! Lol.