Author: Naruko-koi
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the Naruto characters
Warning: Yaoi (boyXboy)!! Some NaruSaku… sorry, it's needed…
A/N: Grrr… I'm so frustrated… I was supposed to update my other story (Underneath It All), but I'm stuck on a writer's block… well I see it as more of a fork in the road because there 2 ways I go with this story and I'm not quite sure which I want to go with… GRRR… it's so damn frustrating… I know exactly what I'm doing with this story, so I figured I might as well update one of my stories… XD
Based on anime and manga Naruto
ENJOY!!
Previously:
"Well, aren't they interesting?" Kakashi asked.
"Hn." Sasuke said simply as he headed back upstairs to listen to his ipod.
As he laid in bed listening to his music, he couldn't help but let his thoughts drift to a certain blonde. He was going to have fun messing that idiot's brain at school.
This new life didn't seem so bad after all.
Chapter 3
"You don't understand Kiba! This guy was a total asshole to me!" Naruto shouted through the phone. After he stalked out of his new neighbor's house, Naruto immediately went home and called his best friend Kiba to hopefully vent some of his anger before he went back and punched that asshole's face in.
"Are you sure you didn't do anything to make him mad?" Kiba asked.
"NO!! He just started acting like an asshole. I didn't do anything. I smiled at him and offered to shake his hand. That's it!" Naruto shouted louder than before.
"Well… You said he was Japanese, right?"
"Duh. I said that earlier didn't I?"
"Maybe in Japan its offensive to shake someone's hand."
"I highly doubt it." Naruto said shaking his head even though Kiba couldn't see him. "He's got this superiority complex."
"Superiority complex?"
"Yeah. Kind of like Neji, but a million times worse." Naruto growled. He could hear Kiba shiver at the mention of Neji.
"Don't mention that guy." Kiba whispered as if Neji was actually listening in on their conversation.
Naruto gave a small chuckle at his friend reaction to the Hyuuga genius. "What? Are you scared of little Neji-weji?" Naruto laughed in a tone used when talking to a small child.
"Whatever dude. Did you see what he did to that guy that tried to hit on his cousin Hinata at that party he threw last year?" Kiba shivered again. "He broke three of that guy's fingers for just touching her shoulder!!"
Naruto shivered at the memory. Neji could be a little overprotective about his younger cousin. "Well, he does have to be a little protective of her. I mean she's so timid that she nearly passes out when a guy tries to talk to her." Naruto reasoned.
"But the guy wasn't going to hurt her!! It was a friendly gesture!!" Kiba screeched so loud Naruto had to pull the phone away from his ear to avoid permanent damage. "Just think what he would do to me if I even tried to talk to her. OMIGOD!! What if I bump into her at school on accident? Jesus! He would kill me!! Oh God!!"
"Kiba! Calm down before you hurt yourself!!" Naruto pleaded when his friend started to hyperventilate. "You probably won't even have any classes with her. We're going to be sophomores next year and she's going to be a freshman. You can calm down now."
"I won't have any classes with her?" Kiba asked sounding depressed. "Then when will I find time to talk to her without Neji gutting me?"
Naruto sighed. When Kiba first met Hinata back in middle school he immediately 'fell in love'. At least that's what he always said. Ever since that day he kept trying to talk to her and get to know her. He was even going to ask her out at Neji party last year, but when he say what happen to that other guy, Kiba became a total coward and completely avoided her when Neji was around. Which was almost always. "If you want to get closer to her, you have to get closer to Neji first. Once you and Neji are sort of friends, then maybe he'll more acceptable to you and Hinata in a relationship."
"You think so?"
"Yeah. Definitely."
"One question though…"
"Yeah, what?"
"How do you expect me to talk to him and get to know him when I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS EVERYTIME I'M AROUND HIM!?" Kiba screeched once again, causing Naruto to drop the phone.
Naruto hurriedly picked up the phone. "CAN YOU NOT YELL IN MY FUCKING EAR!?" Naruto yelled back.
"SORRY!!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!!"
"THE FUCK I'M NOT!!"
"THE STOP SHOUTING IN MY FUCKING EAR!! I'M GOING TO NEED A FREAKING HEARING AID BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE TALKING!!" Naruto shouted until he heard a knock on the front door. "Hold on man. There's someone at the door and Iruka left to go buy the stuff to make his homemade pizzas for tonight."
"Iruka's making his homemade pizza? Shit. Count me in. I'll be over there in ten minutes."
"Cool. See you in ten." Naruto nodded as he headed down stair and to the front door.
"Bye." Kiba said as he hung up.
Naruto closed his cell phone and shoved it into his pocket. He walked to the front door and looked out the window to see who it was. "What the–?" Naruto asked surprised to see who was at his front door.
He quickly opened the door to greet the person on the other side. "Sakura? What are you doing here?"
The pink haired girl smiled up at him. "Iruka called me and told me to keep an eye on you to make sure you didn't kill the neighbor."
"Oh… that's all?" Naruto asked pouting.
Sakura giggled. "And I came to visit my amazing boyfriend."
Naruto immediately perked up. "Really? But I thought you were shopping with Ino today?"
"I changed my mind."
"Really?" Naruto asked in disbelief. Sakura loved shopping. She normally spent the whole day shopping. Why on earth would she change her mind? "What changed your mind?"
"Iruka offered me some of his homemade pizza. It's low fat and delicious, which is important for my diet."
"You're on another diet? But Sakura, you're already thin and beautiful. Why would you try to change yourself?" Naruto said shaking his head.
"Awww. Well aren't you so sweet?" Someone said behind Sakura.
"Huh?" Naruto turned his head slightly to see who it was. "Ino? What are you doing here?"
"Pft. Once I heard Sakura say that Iruka was making his homemade pizza, I was already in the car ready to go." Ino laughed.
"Oh. Well, why don't you guys come in?" Naruto offered as he opened the door wide for the two girls to come in.
"So what's this I hear about you trying to kill your new neighbor?" Ino asked as she walked into the living room and sat on the couch.
Naruto growled at the mention of his pain-in-the-ass, new neighbor as he sat next to Sakura in the love seat. "It's just some family that moved in next door. The youngest boy is a total asshole even though I didn't do anything to him."
"Are you sure you're not overreacting?" Ino asked skeptically.
"I'M AM NOT OVERREACTING!!" Naruto shouted like a child while stomping his foot.
"Idiot!" shouted Sakura as she pulled the boy back into his seat. "You're being too loud. I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbor's heard?"
"Sorry." Naruto mumbled. "It's just I've already had this conversation with Kiba."
"And did you shout like that with Kiba?"
"No." Naruto lied.
Sakura sighed at the obvious lie. "How about you get us some drinks?" she asked politely.
"Okay." Naruto said as he stood up. "What would you like?"
"Diet Coke." Sakura said simply.
"Me too." Ino nodded.
"Okay. I'll be right back ladies." Naruto smiled as he walked into the kitchen and looked through the fridge for the diet coke. In the middle of the search the doorbell rang. "Hey. Can you guys get that? It's probably Kiba."
"Sure." He heard the girls yell together.
He finally pulled out to diet cokes and two root beers (one for Kiba) when he heard to the door open.
"Hello." Naruto heard the person at the door say. That definitely wasn't Kiba, but it still sounded familiar. Why couldn't he place that voice? It was a smooth voice that had a hint of arrogance in it.
"I think I might have the wrong house."
"W-wait." He heard Sakura stutter. "Who are y-you looking for?"
Naruto could hear the overly sweet tone in Sakura's voice. Who the hell was this person? He set the drinks down on the counter and walked down the hall to the front door.
"I was looking for Iruka-san, but–"
"Oh! Iruka lives here. He's just out right now." Sakura replied as Naruto came up to the door.
"What the hell are you doing here, asshole!?" Naruto shouted as he pointed at the person at the door.
"Naruto!" Sakura shouted as she punched him in the shoulder. "Be nice to your guest."
"He's NOT a guest. He more of an… I don't know… ASSHOLE!!" Naruto shouted.
"Hn."
"That's it!" Naruto yelled as he took a step toward the black haired boy. But before he could get any closer Sakura grabbed his ear.
"Naruto! Behave!" she scolded him like she would scold a child, causing Sasuke to smirk.
Naruto glared at the raven. "Fine." He mumbled.
Sakura nodded, and then turned back to Sasuke. "Hi. I'm Sakura."
"Hn." Sasuke nodded.
Naruto felt his blood boil. "You're supposed to respond with your name, asshole."
"I don't have to tell her anything." Sasuke glared.
"It's called manners!" Naruto growled and glared back.
"Yeah. Because you know all about those, don't you?" Sasuke retorted sarcastically.
"Hahaha." Sakura laughed nervously. "Why don't you tell us what you came her for, Sasuke?"
"We heard shouting, so my guardian sent me over here to check it out." Sasuke shrugged.
"Oh." Sakura blushed when their eyes met.
Naruto felt like killing that Sasuke-bastard for trying to take his girlfriend away. "Well, everything's fine, so you can leave now." Naruto snapped.
"Hn."
"Naruto!" Sakura scolded again before turning back to Sasuke. "Would you like to stay for dinner?" she asked sweetly.
"Iruka's making his homemade pizza!" Ino shouted before blushing. She finally earned enough courage to talk and she said something stupid like that. Smooth.
Sasuke scowled. "No thanks."
"Oh." Sakura said in disappointment. "Maybe another time." Sasuke scowled even more.
Naruto finally snapped. He grabbed Sasuke by the collar of his shirt and pushed him into the hallway wall. "I should punch your face in for trying to steal my girlfriend away." Naruto hissed, their faces centimeters apart.
"Hn." Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Like I'd be interested in pinky."
"What did you called her?" Naruto glared.
"Pinky." Sasuke said glaring back just as fiercely.
Naruto growled. "It's not pinky, it's Sakura."
Sasuke snorted. "Sure. Like I said, I'm not interested."
Naruto tightened his hold. "Yeah. I bet you're not interested in her because you already involved with that brother of yours. What was his name again?" Naruto paused for a second. "Oh yeah. Itachi."
Naruto could have sworn that for a second Sasuke's eyes were red. In a flash Sasuke pushed Naruto off of him, even though he was a couple inches shorter and didn't look muscular at all in Naruto's opinion, and shoved him against the door causing it to slam shut. Somewhere in the background Naruto could hear the girls screaming, but he was just too mad, so he just tuned them out.
Sasuke brought their faces close together, glaring at him as if he was trying to burn a whole through his skull with his eyes. "What the fuck did you say?" Sasuke asked lowly.
Naruto could feel the tightening of his stomach from the thrill and adrenaline rush from the reactins he was getting from the normally stoic bastard. Naruto was about to retort when the door was forcibly slammed open, flinging Naruto on top on Sasuke and their lips to crash together.
Everything seemed to stop at that moment. Not a single sound. Pin drop silence.
It felt as if minutes passed. No one moving. As if they all forgot how.
Before Naruto's brain could finally register what was going on, Sasuke pushed him off and stared at him wide-eyed.
They continued to stare at each other in complete shock until a voice broke the silence. "Dude. Wasn't that you're first kiss?"
Naruto looked up and saw Kiba trying to hold back his laughter. He turned his head to see that Sakura and Ino had gone into complete shock.
"Uhh." Naruto said, rubbing that back of his head. "What just happened?"
Sakura snapped out of the shock first. "Umm. Ino and I are going to go get some ice." She said as she dragged the still shocked Ino into the kitchen.
Naruto nodded and turned his head back to Sasuke, who was still staring at him wide eyed. Had he even blinked?
Naruto waved his had rapidly in front of the raven's face. "Earth to bastard. Are you there?"
Sasuke quickly snapped out of his daze and rushed out of the house.
"I think you scared your boyfriend off." Kiba laughed. "What was it like?"
"Oh, shut the fuck up Kiba!" Naruto shouted as he stood up and kicked the other boy.
"Ow! Fuck, I was only kidding." Kiba whined as he rubbed his leg where Naruto had kicked him.
"We're back with the ice." Ino said. Carrying a zip lock back filled with ice. "Where's Sasuke?"
"He left." Naruto said as he rubbed his mouth. He had fallen on the bastard so fast that his mouth felt like he'd gotten punched in the face.
"Oh." Ino said disappointed. "What do I do with the ice?"
"I'll take it." Kiba said as he snatched the ice from her hands and placed it on his leg.
"Here." Sakura said as she placed the ice just below Naruto's mouth.
"Thanks." He mumbled as he took hold of the ice. He was so embarrassed. His first kiss was taken by a boy. Not just any boy, but a bastard. And worst of all he was dating Sakura and they had yet to kiss.
"Come on. Let's go sit in the living room and watch TV." Sakura suggested.
"Okay." Naruto mumbled behind the ice.
They walked to the living room and turned the TV on. Just as they all got situated in their seats, the front door opened and Iruka walked in.
They could the footsteps into the kitchen and the sound of groceries being set on the counter.
"Naruto?" Iruka shouted.
"Yeah." He yelled back.
He heard Iruka leave the kitchen and walk into the living room. "Did you– Oh my goodness! Naruto, what happened? You didn't get in a fight with Kiba did you?" Iruka asked as he eyed the ice packs on Kiba's leg and Naruto chin.
"Oh. He didn't get in a fight with me." Kiba laughed.
"What?" Iruka asked confused.
Kiba laughed some more. "He got in a fight with that one boy. He had black hair, black eyes, pale skin… I think he might have been a foreigner–"
"Naruto Uzumaki! Did you get in a fight with that neighbor boy?" Iruka yelled.
"But Iruka I can explain!" Naruto said as he held up his hands defensively. Iruka looked as if he was going to kill him.
"No buts mister. I want you to go over there right now and apologize." Iruka scolded as he pointed to the door.
Naruto shook his head. There was no way he was going to apologize to that bastard. It was that asshole's fault anyways. He would rather deal with any other punishment than to have to go over there and apologize.
"Don't worry Iruka." Kiba interrupted. "They already kissed and made up."
'Nevermind. I'd rather go over there and apologize. Kiba's never going to let me live this down.' Naruto thought as he kicked Kiba as he rolled on the floor laughing.
Iruka smiled. "That's good."
Kiba's laughter got louder.
Damn. He hated his life at times.
A/N:
So… what do you think? I know the chapter was shorter, but I can't help it. I'm tired and I really wanted to update.
OMIGOD!! I went to AWA (Anime Week Atlanta) this weekend (Saturday) and I saw some the best cosplay ever… There was the one guy cosplaying as Shino… he looked fucking amazing… best Shino cosplay EVER!! I got like twenty pictures of him… He even acted like Shino; it was weird and amazing at the same time…
Anyways, please review… it makes me uber (yes I said uber) happy… XD
Naruko-koi
