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Percy Jackson 2 minutes ago (Edit)

Question: Will any of the demigods get on Olympus or is this site exclusively for gods? — Neifz

Answer: good question. I have an account for some godforsaken reason, and so do most of my friends. We post demigod memes about dying horrible deaths and such, so we have a pretty good community going here. Thank the gods for friends lists so I don't have to read all of the gods' bickering lol

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Jason Grace aphrodite be goonin

Nico di Angelo big mood, I made the mistake of friending Persephone (upside down smiley face emoji)

Nico di Angelo not ing her or else imma die

Annabeth Chase If I get another request from Arachne i'm literally gonna delete my account

You have 4 pending requests:

o Aphrodite Accept Decline

o Eros Accept Decline

o Mrs. Dodds Accept Decline

o The Time Lord xXx Accept Decline

Poseidon 19 minutes ago

Question: Will any of the demigods get on Olympus or is this site exclusively for gods? — Neifz

Answer: I'm friends with my son sweatlord8 haha

11 likes, 5 laughs, 1 sad face

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Percy Jackson Dad stop you're embarrassing me

Hades ROFL no please don't stop !

Zeus How do you see if somebody has accepted your friend request question mark

Artemis lordz If you're asking about Thalia, she says sorry she hasn't had service for a while and just saw this

Zeus arty I sent her that request 5 months ago though

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Nico di Angelo 1 hour ago

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So I get that my father was born like 3000 years ago but I just… don't understand how he still uses text speak from 1992.

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Percy Jackson this coming from the 90 year old

Will Solace haha yeah, ur dad is hilarious i love him

Thalia Grace ROFL nico you're just not in with the t1mes XDXD 1!1

Nico di Angelo cannibalbarbie Shut up you're embarrassing me

Thalia Grace ndangelo I'm just your dad

Nico di Angelo cannibalbarbie Wait why are you friends with my dad on facebook?

Thalia Grace ndangelo Need to know basis only sorry

Nico di Angelo cannibalbarbie I need to know

You poked Annabeth Chase. (8 pokes pending)

Poke again

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Camp Half-Blood 4 hours ago

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Come to our end-of-summer concertante extravaganza! Featuring performances by the Athena String Quartet and the all-camp choir led by the Apollo cabin's Junior Counselor Cherie Tai-yang, we'll end the summer with a bang! RSVP now for a seat in the amphitheater.

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Malcolm Whittaker Athena String Quartet is gonna be premiering Cherie Tai-yang's piece honoring Apollo! Don't miss this cross-cabin show!

Nico di Angelo Jeez so-lace why aren't you leading the choir?

Will Solace ndangelo u kidding? u have heard me sing before

Annabeth Chase I'll be there!

Annabeth Chase 4 hours ago

Question: Hi! I love you so much :3 Ur my favorite demigod. Can I be a daughter of Athena even if I don't have grey eyes and blond hair? — anonymous

Answer: Hi! Yes, the Athena archetype tends to physically manifest itself in blonde hair and gray eyes. But obviously, since gods don't have actual genetic information to pass on, the actual phenotype of the demigod can vary wildly. In fact, thanks to our improved Seeker programs and our new understanding of demigods' genetic nature, lately we've seen demigods of all types who don't fit their godly parent stereotype. Children of Minerva in particular tend to skew away from the gray eyes and blonde hair, for reasons that are still unknown to us.

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Percy Jackson so could i be a son of athena

Annabeth Chase sweatlord8 You're not smart enough to be one

Thalia Grace this boy just got rekt