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Hahaha, ill continue! This time, its gonna be hilarious xD the pee in your pants in terror chapters are going up to Naruto and the gang!

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BEEEEEP

Blonde head sticks up in front of wavy camera, grins. Background is a fancy wooden door and huge house:

"Hey, this is Uzumaki Narut-O on Jackass. Right now, I'm in Sasuke Uchiha's house, right in front of his bedroom. I'm gonna make his day a hell."

:Waves at camera man (Kiba) to follow. Opens the door in front of him to reveal a sleeping, bare Sasuke peacefully on a large bed in a blue room:

"Neji, give me the green spray paint."

:gives it to him. Sprays the paint on Sasuke, turning him entirely green.

"Okay, now the bug goggles"

:puts huge, rounded goggles like fly compound eyes on Sasuke. Uchiha prince looks like a giant green bug:

"The flyswatter!"

:big flyswatter:

"One, two, three . . ."

"THERE'S A HUGE FREAKIN' BUG IN THE HOUSE!!!!"

"WAAAAAH!" Sasuke wakes up and falls off the bed. "WHERE?!" Looks at himself. "Oh shi—"

:Naruto chases Sasuke with the flyswatter, slapping it on the unfortunate Uchiha. Neji, Kiba, and Naruto lmaoing:

"DON'T MOVE, THE BUG IS ON YOUR ASS!" :slap:

"DAMN IT, UZUMAKI!!!!! I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' ASS HULK FLY!"

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"Okay, okay, calm down, folks," Kakashi said calmly as he stood in front of the screaming class, reading his book without looking at them once.

Naruto and the gang were practically being trampled, except Sasuke, who just laid his hand on his hands and kept in a holy position.

"DID YOU SEE THAT?"

"THAT WAS FREAKIN' SCARY!"

"WHO DID IT? WHO DID IT?!"

"THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED!"

"POLTERGEIST! POLTERGEIST!!!"

"Hm? Did someone say this school is haunted?" Kakashi looked up, for once. The class immediately grew silent, staring at him with haunted eyes. "I think you're actually right on that. I believe this school is haunted too."

". . . You do?"

"Yes. I've seen quite a bit of good-looking ghosts here myself." He chuckled and crinkled his eye into an upside-down U. The class glared at him, enough to kill.

Kakashi went to the board and pointed at the scrawled "TAKAI". "And whoever wrote this, please stay after class and wash the boards in punishment for scaring the class."

"NOBODY WROTE IT, YOU PERVERT."

Suddenly, there were crashes and screams from the whole school building, upstairs and downstairs. The floor shook madly under the class's feet and they stumbled.

"Waah, it's an earthquake!" Naruto yelped.

"I've always wanted to be in an earthquake," Inuen said.

After a whole ten minutes of shrieks and chaos from the whole building, there was utter silence.

Then, the speaker cracked on. "All students, all students, please report to the auditorium. Teachers, lead them there. All students to the auditorium. NOW." It was principal Tsunade, and her word was law.

The class hurriedly went downstairs, followed by hundreds of other students who looked as haunted and horrified as themselves. Naruto poked Sasuke in the ribs as he stared at some tear-stricken faces, some paranoids shrieking when touched.

"Hey, were their rooms terrorized too?" the blonde asked the raven-head.

"I don't know," was his brilliant answer.

The classes all sat in the huge auditorium in silence. Naruto and his friends sat together in one row in the upper center of the seat columns, staring at the stage in front of them. The students all sat up and looked upon the stage.

Silently, awkwardly, slowly, a tall, blonde busty lady staggered upon the stage. In her limp hand was a bottle of sake, drained by more than half of itself. A shorter, timid, brown-haired woman followed behind the obviously drunk principal of the school.

Tsunade grabbed the microphone on the podium, nearly falling. Her half-hooded eyes glared at the students before her lazily.

"Thish is your principal speaking, Prinshipal Shoenade," Tsunade slurred. "If you're wondering, yesh, I'm drunk."

All of the teenagers sweatdropped. When Tsunade was drunk, she could topple a mountain if she wanted to for a bottle of liquor. No kidding.

"Anyways, I've heard all your screams and thumping in the school—'EY! YOU THERE!" She stabbed a finger at a boy in the front row, who squeaked in terror. "SIT UP STRAIGHT, LOOK AT ME, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND TWO HOURS AGO."

"B-but I don't have a g-girlfriend," he cried.

"Oh . . . mmm, that's right. You gots a boy friend. My bad." She hiccupped. "I heard all of you kids. I heard you say that this school is haunted. Yeah, I would believe that, if it wasn't a bunch of BULLCRAP."

The students noticeably stiffened. Naruto slunk lower in his seat. Tsunade can be an ass when she's drunk.

"No, actually, it isn't." She tilted her head to the roof and squinted curiously at the lights. "In fact, mebbe this school is haunted. Shizune, give me the list!"

The brown-haired woman shakily handed her a piece of paper, which she grabbed awkwardly. "Tsunade-sama, should I read—"

"NO, I CAN READ JUST FINE!" Tsunade screeched. The microphone whined. She looked at the list. "Okay, so this is the list of things I've been hearing from students that supposedly PROVES this school is haunted.

"Let's see . . . objects flying in the room, lights flickering on and off . . . ooh, spooky . . . mysterious writing on the board related to hexes and death . . . missing staff workers . . . missing students . . . sightings of a mysterious woman . . . oh, you perverts . . ." She slammed the list on the podium. "THAT'S SOME THINGS YOU ALL SAW THERE. AND I'M GONNA SAY THIS AND DETERMINE IT ONCE AND FOR ALL. THIS SCHOOL IS NOT HAUNTED. IF IT WERE HAUNTED, I'D BE OVER FIFTY AND LOOK LIKE I'M TWENTY. IF I HEAR ANY ONE OF YOU SAYING IT'S HAUNTED, I'LL THROTTLE YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHERS ON A SPIT OVER A FIRE OF BEER! KEEYASH!" She hit her fist on the podium and broke it, downing the rest of her sake in one gulp.

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"Jeez, that hag made it seem as if the school was even more haunted than before!" Naruto muttered. It was lunchtime, and they were all sitting together.

"I do believe that it's already haunted. Other classes have seen and heard it themselves." Neji looked at the other students around him, who were quietly talking amongst themselves about the poltergeist. Some looked utterly ill, terrified, and shocked.

"Never expected our school to be haunted though," Ino said quietly.

"Anything can be haunted, from what I saw," Chouji said, munching on his chips.

"How can we prove that this school is haunted or not? I'd really, really like to know," Sakura exclaimed.

"Well, anything related to something scary isn't good, so let's keep it like that," Kiba said quickly.

"Yeah, right now, I just really wanna go home and forget this," Hinata murmured.

"But still . . . I would like to know . . ." Tenten murmured quietly, staring outside the windows at the rain.

"This whole ghost thing is making me kinda pissed . . ." Kiba grumbled, weighing his head on his palm.

". . . I have an idea," Naruto suddenly cried, snapping his fingers.

"What, dobe?" Sasuke growled.

Naruto gazed at them with an expectant grin. "Let's stay here . . . in this school . . . tonight." He turned on his flashlight to light up his face eerily.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

"STAY IN THIS SCHOOL TONIGHT?"

"ARE YOU CRAZY?!"

Naruto nearly toppled, yelping at their loudness.

"What kind of idea is that, usuratonkachi?" Sasuke snapped.

"You said you wanted to know if our school is haunted," Naruto whined, rubbing his aching head. "I'm sure all of you do. Don't you?"

They all looked nervously at each other.

"Well, y-yeah . . ."

"So, let's go to our school tonight, and have a ghost experience for ourselves," Naruto said brightly. "You know, like ghosthunters!"

"WHAAAAAT?!" they all screamed, right in his face. He fell off his seat. Poor kid.

"YOU'RE CRAZY!"

"Are you nuts?!" Tenten yelped.

"What kind of idea is that?!" Kiba roared.

"ARF, ARF!"

"I-I d-don't think that's r-right, N-Naruto-kun!"

"We wouldn't survive an hour by ourselves in here!"

"Do you really want us to die?!"

"Dobe . . ."

"I think it's sensible. We can prove that there are or are not ghosts in our school, providing the safety of others, including their sanity," Neji said quietly. They all turned to look at him.

". . . Now that Neji-san says it, it doesn't sound that bad," Lee said thoughtfully.

"What would we do here at night anyways?" Ino growled.

"Look for anything mysterious, anything that shows any sign of paranormal activity," Naruto said in his smart intelligent voice, writing it on a chalkboard that appeared out of nowhere. "It's like we're hunting! We'll stick together!"

". . . I still think it's crazy! You're crazy!" They all tackled the blonde again.

Shikamaru raised a hand lazily. "Can I have a say in this? I think it's troublesome."

"More than troublesome! It's outrageous! We're risking our necks here!"

"But we should find out, shouldn't we?!" Naruto yelped. "I mean, it's our school! And it sounds fun, doesn't it?"

"NO!"

"We'll be like heroes! C'mon, guys! We're in it as a team and doing it for the goodness of ourselves and the school! You don't wanna live thinking high school will be haunted without knowing for sure, right?"

They shifted uncomfortably in their seats.

"So, who's in with me?" Naruto put his hand out in front of him, smiling brightly at them with hope.

They stared at his tanned hand in silence.

Then, a pale hand was put on top of Naruto's. "I'm in," Neji said calmly. "It seems interesting."

After a while, Sasuke put his hand in. "I'm in too," he said, smirking. "For a timekiller."

Next came Inuen. "I wanna go and see ghosts!"

Tenten reluctantly put her hand in. "I guess . . . it's for our school."

"Yes for youthfulness! Wonderful idea, Uzumaki-san!" Guess who put his hand in.

"I want to know . . . I guess I'll go." Sakura.

"Me too . . . but only if we're all together!" Ino.

"I-I'll g-go, N-Naruto-kun."

Kiba grinned wolfishly. "Sounds fun enough! Right Akamaru?" He put his hand in. Akamaru barked and put his paw in as well.

"I'm in for food." Chouji stuck his large hand on top of the dog-boy's.

". . ." Shino silently put his hand in.

Shikamaru sighed. "This is troublesome, but . . . there's nothing better to do at home." He placed his hand all the way on top of theirs.

"Oy! We're all in!" Naruto cheered. "Shikamaru, say it!"

"Mendokuse . . . We'll meet at 10:15 PM sharp, in front of Koshiro Avenue, near the fences, agreed?"

"Agreed!"

"Right . . . bring all the materials that you can. Cameras for shooting evidence, flashlights, voice recorders, food if you need some," he looked pointedly at Chouji, "and all other useful stuff. Well, that's what you mostly need in a ghost hunt, I guess."

"Right!"

"For sure?"

"For sure!"

"Alright . . . we're all set. We'll start 'Mission: Ghosthunting'!" He threw his hand up.

They all threw their hands up together with determination and . . . a bit of fear.

Whoo, got that set!

Sorry if this chapter isn't that exciting! Got a bit drowsy . . .

Anyways, again, please review for continuation!

Oh, and sorry I didn't put Hinata's story up yet! I promise, her story will come up in the next chapter or two, and it will be quite . . . well . . . unique :

Naruto: Oy, author-san!

Lafoodoo: . . . How'd you get here?

Naruto: uh . . . there's a door?

Lafoodoo: wha . . . GET BACK TO THE STORY.

Naruto: But the teme is in there! He nearly killed me 'cause I spray-painted him . . .

Lafoodoo: . . . You spray-painted him?

Naruto: Uh . . . yeah

Lafoodoo: I'll pay you fifty bucks if you torture him again

Naruto: OH SWEET! Jackass crew, let's go!