Hello and thanks for reading! This is the 1st and probably last time that I (will) update twice in the same day! I edited it on 8/1! Please re-read!
I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL, THAT HONOR GOES TO HIRO MASHIMA. DO I LOOK LIKE HIRO MASHIMA?! Hopefully not. I'm female.
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The Pick-up Line War:
Natsu's P.O.V.
Luce strutted towards Sting. "Bee-boy, prepare to lose." You have no idea how much my Luce gets hit on. I mean, Luce. Not mine. I don't think that at all. Am I thinking to myself? Is this normal?
Sting started it off," I may not be a vegetable, but I know when you are checking me out, honey."
Luce wrinkled her nose."Eww, nobody like vegetables!" Amen to that, Luce. She put a hand on his chest."You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my a-c bill."
Sting chuckled and took a step forward. Ahem, private space, please," I know, blondie, I know. Your body is 65% and I am thirsty!" I growled, but Luce just blushed. Lucy?! Get over yourself! He's a player!
Luce shot back, still blushing mind you, "I know milk does a body good, but, baby, how much have you been drinkin'?" She purred,
Sting's P.O.V.
I didn't have a retort to that, but, I decided to go dirty."Do you mix concrete for a living? 'Cuz you're making me hard." The lil fairy blushed harder at that. I wasn't lying though. I could've sworn I saw her eyes dilute. She's gonna go all serious on me!
Blondie said innocently,"I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot, and I leave 'em wet." My breath hitched. Hot damn. Eucliffe, find something!
I spat out the first thing I thought,"That bikini looks great on you. In fact, so would I." I wholeheartedly say that. We were beginning to attract a crowd with our bickering and her face. It could wage a war with the color red, but she wouldn't give up.
She jabbed a finger into my chest So you like to play rough, eh? "Babe, You bring a whole new meaning to the word edible." Her breath tickled my neck. I realized we were 2 inches away.
I stepped backwards and pointed at her big butt. "S'cuze me, is that seat taken?" I think tomatoes were jealous of her face. I saw Rufus, looking amused, Rogue, with his trademark bored face on, but I could detect amusement in his eyes. Orga was also here and Ms. Bitch a.k.a. Minerva, was behind me. For once, I was glad Lector and Frosch weren't here. I don't want to deal with Rogue muttering angrily about me corrupting his exceed later.I looked up and realized Natsu, Mira, Gajeel, and Erza were all behind her. I could hear Mira squealing something about StiCy.
Natsu pushed Lucy back. "I'll deal with this bastard." Who you callin' bastard, Lizard?
Brilliance struck. "Let's play for Blondie, eh?" I causally suggested. I WILL win. I elaborated,"You win, I'll be your servant for a day, I win, Blondie'll be my maid for a day. Blondie's the judge."
Natsu's P.O.V.
"Bring it on, Light-freak."
I looked at Lucy, she was as pale as a sheet.
"Are you sure you're not an Martian? 'Cuz baby, you look to sexy to be human." Luce's paleness immediately rearranged into a look of annoyance.
"Did you just call me a flippin' alien?! You and I will be having a discussion later." She hissed.
"Sure Luce, as long as it's in my room. Gotta get that frustration out somehow." I didn't get to see Luce's reaction to that- I was too busy glaring at Sting. I know most people think I don't understand their innuendos, but I just act clueless to make less tension between me and the female guildmates of Fairy Tail. I could be a pervert, but, that's Macao and Gildart's thing.
Sting just snorted and taunted (to Lucy) ,"I bet my tongue can beat yours. Wanna try?" Hands off, asshole.
"Nah, I'm the secretary at the STD cure center. I'm pretty sure I've seen you there quite a couple of times, mister." Lucy stated, plainly. Want some ice now? That burns gotta hurt!
"Sorry secretary, the competition isn't being held here." I told Luce, coolly. She flushed.
"I can give myself to you." Sting suggested.
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Lucy rejected. That's my Luce!
Somehow, Lucy jumped back in the argument and bumped me back out. Thank god. I woulda failed. "You know, you might have to leave soon, you're making the other men look bad." Sting blushed. He actually blushed!
Flustered, Sting said,"How does it feel being the prettiest girl in the room? The 1 Thing I might agree with the Lightbulb on. Oh! And, Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips." Erza fainted while Mira fangirled about blonde babies.
Sting's P.O.V.
Lucy looked down at the ground before looking back up confidently, all the while saying,"You wanna show me what the best thing to do with my lips is?" and wiggled her fingers suggestively. And seductively. Don't make me get a boner while in my swim trunks! Blondie walked towards me till our chests were touching and she trailed her fingers up and down my abs. I gulped. "Sweetheart, since your shirt is already gone, whattabout your pants? Can you make that disappear, too? She asked with anime eyes. Must. Not. Get. Boner. She needs to go away before I kidnap her and take her to the nearest hotel.
I stuttered before replacing my trembles with a trademark Sting Smirk. I should probably patent it. Only the Great Sting Eucliffe could melt girls like that. "U-um, W-well, Y-you have a nice bed. Care to give me a tour?"
"Nah, but, can I have that earring? And maybe all your other clothes? They would on my nightstand." Blondie murmured before nibbling my earlobe, right next to the earring I wore. Jealous, Salamander? We probably looked like a couple from far away... Yeah, my stuff would probably look good on her nightstand... Man, I need to release all this pent-up frustration from the Grand Magic Games...
"Well? Considering it?" She asked, pulling away about an inch, so our noses were touching.
"Y-yeah. I mean, no. Not at all. Okay, maybe. Wait, no I-I d-didn't think a-about that-t at all. F-Fine, damnit, y-you win. Rematch after my servitude tomorrow." I lost, but I couldn't help it! I was 3 seconds away from pouncing on her. And those two fairy gun mages' 2 year old daughter was here! I will be more prepared next round!
Blondie beamed. "I'll be looking forward to that." And left.
But not before turning around and coyly asking," Already planning round two? Greedy." And I thought her face looked like a tomato... Shit, no wonder why Rogue says I'm such a hypocrite.
ANOTHERPRETTYLINEBREAK,YAYYiSHOULDMAKEANOTHERONETOJOINTHEPARTAY!
I was basking in the glow of winning against Sabertooth when Carla walked up to me, jabbed her finger at my calf and said," Wendy was there the whole time you two uncouth children were flirting! Erza almost got knocked out because too much blood rushed to her face!" I stopped listening after the dreaded word flirting. We weren't flirting! Not at all!
WHODOESN'TLIKEALLTHESELINEBREAKS?!*GLOWERSATEVERYBODY**EVERYBODYCOWERSINFEAR*AYEEE!
A/N~ I really wanted to make a pick-up line contest, so I took around 20 minutes thinking of pick-up lines, then it took me around 40 more minutes to type it...So, this chappy wasn't proofread. Sorry for any plot holes or mistakes, whether it be grammatical or otherwise.
Any beta readers?