Ch 3: The backstory
Essentially, this is the most damn serious part of my sharty fan fic. Dime bag's home is the Reefer Kingdom. It is located on the southern-warm side of Ooo. IT receives 16 hours of light and is very moist. Her throne is locates in the area where the buds are harvested, which is the upper part of the kingdom. The leaves are her servants and soilders while the base has most of the head shops and Stop N Go's. At the highest part, there is the Mother Bud or Queen Mary Jane. If you pick her, Marijuana automatically becomes illegal in Ooo and ABQ, New Mexico. Dime-Bag is 55 days old because she was first budded then picked then dried out and bagged. Her boyfriend, Bong Marley, used some of his bong-water (sperm) to make a baby. He is due in 2 months. Since he is male cannabis, he breaks off from the main plant and lives as a leaf.
Walter is Earl of Meth lab. He has stage 3A Lung Cancer and runs the largest Meth lab in ABQ. His primary cook place is now 20 miles west of Candy Kingdom. His partner, Jesse has an issue where his lips are the size of fucking Donkey Kong.
Sky: Where's Flynn?
Sky kinda like walks down the like hallway in her like house and she kinda like walked in on Flyn masticating to hardcore gay porn that featured like finn like doing BDSM to Gumball and Marshulleee.
Sky; WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER FUCKER?!
Flynn: GOD DAMN SHIT MOM CANT U LET A BOY MASTURBAIT?
Walt: god damn it Flynn don't use a sock 2 clean upz. Ur mommmy washes daht shiz.
Flynn: Finn sucked on my inch punch last night at Soul Train. I sorta like lied about bein absent.
Walt: FUCK YOU FLYNN! (Shots Flynn in the head….Flynn dies)
Sky: Thank jesus he is dead. Fucking retarded fetus (TAKE THAT NORTH DAKOTA!)
Paula Pimp: Time ta sling mah good ole buddah!
Dime: You ain't Fucking ggoin nooo whear till you pologize to us n******
Paul: MONSTA COOKIE ATTACK THAT WHORE!
Monster Cookie: RAWR! Oh shit she is high and has the munchies! IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dime: HAH! Your food powers are useless to me cracker-jack!
Paul; You may win this time, but you will neva win again! (#Food_Network #Walmart #Target)
Paula Jumps out the window , she landed…but on her head…..that bitch died.
Ice King: Who wants a spread out ass or pussy? I'm bisexually so it do not mattah!
Finn, jake, Marsee, Prince Gumball. Princes Bubbel Gum, Walt, Sky, Jezze:I DO!
Ice king Woke up and sobbed cuz it wuz just a dream
IK: Why can't no one luv me? Is it cuz im black?
Jamal: Yes, no one loves me because I'm labeled as a stealing, raping, murderous, fucker.
IK: Wow, you know my pain, but I'm not actually black. I'm Black inside. I cut while listening to My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte.
Jamal: Oh wrong person. Yo needah find a doctor like Dr. Frankenfucker.
IK: Alright
Ice king travels to the land of Transexually Confused Transylvania. He treks to the northeastern part of the land, which where Frankenfucker's castle is located.
Dr. F: hello proud fag. How may I help you?
IK: I'm not gay, I'm Bi
DR. F: Oh pleaz. Scotty said that to libby
IK: Um K
Dr: what can I do for you?
Ik: I need sum help. See my issue is that I can't be loved. I done slith mah wrist to MCR and GC erryday while masticating to images of spongebob.
Dr: Well I'm diagnosing you to more fucked up than I am. I'm a transexually nut case, but you are a suicidal, schizophrenic, jewish, middle aged fag or simply Simon Petrikov.
IK: Wha?
DR: Get the FUCK OUT!
Ice king finally decides to hang himself of the cliff on his kingdom. Afterwhile Gunther got like munchies from like buying good weed from Dime Bag so he like ate like Ice King with like Mac Sauce from Micky D's.
Tree Trunks: Hey you over there. Wanna eat my apple pie?
Marsee: Oh yes( Starts licking her vagina)
TT: HEY! I said THAT APPLE PIE NOT MY ELEPHANT PUSSY YOU LEZBO!
Marsee: Oh, sorry I molested you. I'll give you candy if you want it again.
TT: Can I get a caramel apple?
Marsee: Yes
TT; Ok keep on going.
Prince Gumball; WHAT IM FIRED?
Gaygod: yes, you basically let a 14 year old boy make smut with you. You are an official pedophile. This is not a laughing matter. You are a disgrace.
PG: God Damnit.
Walt: Better call Saul