"..."

"I'm right, aren't I?

"...Yeah you are." "Noooo! My chance with him is overrr! Think fast. Maybe you turn this around. I'll have the upper hand.

"So now you can't call me those names anymore! You have to call me Allen!" Allen jumped up and did a little happy dance. This was good news to him. But he did want to stay with Lavi. But at least he wouldn't call him moyashi or etc anymore.

"...Hold up. Ya know, this isn't over yet. "

"What do you mean? You said if I got the answer right within the 3 guesses, you would stop calling me those names!"

"We're even."

"What do you mean?"

"Remember the icecube riddle? Let's imagine this as a scoreboard. Since you didn't know the icecube one, I got a point. But when you answered this one right, you got a point. So we each have a point. And this riddle will be a tie breaker."

"Wait, wha-" Allen didn't have the time to finish his statement because he got interupted by a kiss. From Lavi. On the lips. A little moan escaped Allen's throat. Lavi was kissing him with passion. Better than Kanda. It felt... real. Lavi's lips left Allen's soft lips and wiped the drool off. 'Score!'

"Shut up fo a second. Lemme me at least tell you the riddle before you complain." Lavi said in his low seductive tone. "Here's the tie breaker:

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven cats. Every cat had seven sacks. Every sack had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?"

"This time, it's the real deal. Again, you have 3 guesses. If you get the right answer within the 3 guesses, I'll stop calling you those names and you don't need to sleep with me. But if you don't guess the answer in 3 tries, I'll still call you those names AND you need to sleep with me." Lavi declared. He was still overhappy from the kiss.

"Dammit Lavi. Are you really that desperate to sleep with me? I'll warn you ahead of time. Two things: one, you are going to be alone tonight. two, if I do sleep with you, I kick a lot in bed. Just letting you know in advanced." Allen said with a bit of attitude.

"You can give up now if you want. You can make my job a lot easier. Besides, I know you suck at math. Good luck." Lavi was speaking in an unusual tone, like he wanted something really badly.

"Dammit... I hate him. He knows that I hate math and suck at it at the same time. No. Focus. He wants you really badly. Well, his bed will be awfully cold tonight if it's just him. Kay. So a man =1. +7 more=8... I can't do this in my head." He rubbed his head. "Can I have a piece of paper?

"Nah. You don't need it."

"You just don't want me to figure it out."

"... Fine here. It's the least I can do."

Allen began to furiously draw little sketches. He sucked at drawing too.

After a few minutes, he came up with his first guess.

"2450!"

*Incorrect buzzer sound and X with Lavi's arms* "Nope. How did you get that answer? Honestly, you suck at math." He must be that motivated.

Allen sheepishly showed him a calculator in his sleeve.

"Why you..."

"I'm getting this right! Wait... Oh yea I forgot to add one because I am going too."

"My next guess is 2451!"

*Incorrect buzzer sound and Lavi made an X with his arms* "Sorry Allen. One more guess and it's off to my bed tonight."

"Nooo!" Allen was thinking about something for a while now. I wonder... what it's like to sleep with him for a night. Kanda told me on how handsome he looks when he's gazing into your eyes. He also has a good build. Kanda says his kisses are the best. The way he approaches you. he's the first to attack and then you eventually follow along. Lavi gives the softest kisses Kanda said that he had ever felt. But when he's serious, he can get violent. Two tongues, fighting for dominance. I wonder what that feels like. What do I want more... My name, or Lavi...?"

Allen remained silent for a while. Then he made up his mind.

"My final guess is... 10883367983489464674269469426."

"WTF? How did you get that answer?" Lavi asked the white headed Exorcist.

"Well..." Allen started to talk about all these mathematical terms Lavi never in his life knew about. 'How does he know all this? I'm a Bookman (in training!) I should know all these.' But anyway...

*A loud incorrect buzzer sound and a big X fell infront of Allen." NOPE! Looks like I won *ding ding ding!* Kay, I'll tell you the answer. It'-"

"One, I know. The riddle said, As I was going. I only met that man. It didn't say he was coming with me."

Lavi started at him in astonishment. "H-How did you know? And why didn't you say that earlier?"

"Honestly, I just figured it out now." Allen said shyly. 'I'm such a liar. I knew it all along. I just want to feel that experience. At least once.'

"Well, ya know what that means. You get to sleep with me... If you want to."

"If I want...?"

"Yup, I won't force you. Well, I'm off. Tell me your answer later..."

Lavi was about to leave before he felt a tug on his scarf. It was Allen. He had his puppy face on full blast.

"Oh no... It's his puppy face... The irresistable look no human man can resist..."

"L-Lavi..."

That puppy face transformed into a lustful smirk. Allen slowly touched Lavi's face, which made him flinch. And he got closer, and closer. Lavi's heart raced faster and faster with every breath. This was the one thing he was waiting for. For his lover to pull him into a hellish like Heaven.

"Allen..." Lavi said in his slow, seductive tone again. "Save that attitude for the bed."

"...Fine."

"Well... I guess I'll see you tonight in my room..."